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eku
2005-04-08, 05:08 PM
well inn our wonderful little town where a girl was recently raped in the koban......
a firebug is on the loose
the night before last my dog was barking really seriously... of course we just yelled for him to shurrup...
next morning I went to convini for early morning and my car stank of kerosine.... closer look revealed a splash on the left front fender ....
anyhoo, last night the jijikai guy comes around with an emergency leaflet.... on the 6th someone set alight a stack of snowtyres in someone's garage.... they blew up causing a lot of damage... 12 hours later, someone poured kerosine on the lp gas tanks of the house NEXT DOOR to the snowtyre place....
but it was caught soon enough and not much damage done....
well with all this arson going on, one would expect the omawarisan-tachi to out in full force ... but alas no...
last night midnight went out again to pick someone up..... not a sign of a patoka....nada...

question is though, what happens if I come across this person with pyromania kit in hand, and sorta bump him.... with my fist, my car or my dog's teeth....

I am tired of pushing my car all the way into the garage at night so I can shut the shutter
(its a nissan gloria and if i back all the way in with the engine on, the antenna will break... hafta switch off and push it in the last 50cm)

jonnyrobinson
2005-04-08, 05:48 PM
Never mind catching firebugs...the J-cops are busy with far more important work like diverting public funds, looking for gaijin on bicycles and cracking down on illegal visa over-stayers.

eku
2005-04-08, 05:59 PM
so its ok if I um.... make him fall really hard if I catch him?

eku
2005-04-09, 06:24 AM
yeah hehe my bf said it would be good to give him a molotov cocktail to drink then offer him a ciggie