The big moment is fast upon us.......

[kurogane]

Any bets on when I crack the 3000 post mark?
Name your date, your time of day, and the phase of the moon, and the winner will get all of Bluedog's Pocky?
Where is that funky little canine these days, anyways?

PS as of this moment, I am out of here until at least tomorrow am.

[xanid]

You've already reached 3000, but are holding back for reasons only you and your twin brother Godzilla Gaijin know. The moon will be shaped like the kanji. I mean exactly like the kanji, with two square holes in the middle and a rakish flick at the end. Do I win?

[electric_japan]

Kurogane is going to be on the top he is going to be shined he is going to have a barrel full of honey's just waiting for the big fire cracker moment.Frosty Japanese beer will be flowing his granite hard tower will be throbbing up towards the Russian satellite's and a statue will be dedicated in his honor.He'll be spending 3 days in the inspiring Japanese alps of his own choosing within a fortress of immensely beautiful full figured Japanese gals over the age of 45. I envy Kurogane he really does have the right stuff congradulations you've deserved this since childhood.
BUT THAT'S NOT ALL...
Kurogane you will be given a brand new wheeled Toyota Spyder automobile you lucky devil.
http://us.autos1.yimg.com/img.autos.yahoo.com/aic/toyota_mr2spyder_convertible_2005_165x82.jpg

[kuro_kitty]

with all those alter-ego troll personas you regularly take on I think your post count is well over 5000 by now

[eku]

the moon will be turgid with expectation
your glass will be sweating and full, dripping thick white droplets of foam over its slick shiney edge
you will be wearing loose cotton pants to contain your excitement as the moment approaches
your T-shirt and sunglasses and beach thongs will have the smell of ozone and passion apon them

drink deep of your success,oh wise one, before your tongue sticks to the roof of your mouth

________ :D

[kurogane]

with all those alter-ego troll personas you regularly take on I think your post count is well over 5000 by now

Erk! Coises, busted again.
Funny thing is, I've never alter-egoed. That would adversely affect my prodigeeous post count after all. I swear on all of Bluedog's Pocky that this be true.

Yahoo,
Mai Ha-to is graddu. So, where are the keys for that funky machine hidden?

Eku,
When the moment comes, we will all raise our respective glasses filled with the delicious libation of choice, and praise the Gods of Gaijinpot.

Trip Hop,
Here I come, oh Grand One. Oni no nyobo ha kishin to naru. （鬼の女房は鬼神となる）

[Guy Ginpot]

Did somebody want to see my moon?

It's back here somewhere, I know...

Your prolificity is simply profound.

You will reach the mark as I drift to sleep.

oh yah, sue me

gg

[sincity]

I don't bother keeping track of anyone's sperm count but my own. I have noticed, however, that your ____ seems to be getting bigger & bigger. Looked at another way, if it wasn't for that big ____ of yours, you'd have a very small post count. In other words, you're jerking off all over this forum like a sixteen year old and expecting us to applaud you for it. Well, I'm not a giddy cheerleader. I have a very respectable cannon myself and I'm not afraid to fire it and to hell with collateral damage. Sure I might not be able to fill your shoes, or even her shoes (maybe an athletic sock?), but I've measured it and it exceeds 18 cm when ignited although I think I'd like to invite you to the next measurement as I need a ruling (and perhaps a helping hand) on the positioning of the ruler.

[kurogane]

Ero GG,What's going on here? You've been hanging out with Electric Yahoo again, haven't you? Bad Ero GG! Me so wip your moon. OohYeah.


Umm, moon me when I get there, eh. Sort of like the Praetorian that used to follow Caesar around and whisper: "You, too, Caesar, are only human"

Caesar-gane? The boy's loosing it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[limitsnot]

Sin, you are so cute when you're jealous.

[electric_japan]

Kurogane you must be patient as the keys have been placed inside the fortress where you'll be spending 3 awesome nights of guilty pleasure's from your hefty hosts and a former samurai warrior.It is known in most of the Japanese alps as the fortress of sins and is nestled away from all others.It is known to have 7 underground levels with masked slaves and Playboy bunnies.
http://park11.wakwak.com/~imahaku/images/gaikan04.jpg
http://homepage1.nifty.com/koguremika/osusume/banny.GIF (http://homepage1.nifty.com/koguremika/comment.html) ready to obey to oh mighty KUROGANE the sensei of the x-rated lifestyle



http://dcr.n-it-its.jp/data/2/14/511.jpg

Comprised in the underground rooms are jets of free flowing Japanese whisky that form fountains.Also in the immediate facinity not shown in the photo is the only all female Japanese nudist camp called CHERRY BLOSSOM NUDIST CAMP which was opened in 2004 with a jogging track.
All of this is waiting for you and more once you hit the 3,000 mark and have answered 49 skill testing questions relating to historical Japanese figures through the 300 centuries.
GOOD LUCK!!! Gaijin Pot awaits your arrival and your success in overcoming all your adversaries

[kuro_kitty]

Kurogane you must be patient as the keys have been placed inside the fortress where you'll be spending 3 awesome nights of guilty pleasure's from your hefty hosts and a former samurai warrior.It is known in most of the Japanese alps as the fortress of sins and is nestled away from all others.It is known to have 7 underground levels with masked slaves and Playboy bunnies.
http://park11.wakwak.com/~imahaku/images/gaikan04.jpg
http://homepage1.nifty.com/koguremika/osusume/banny.GIF (http://homepage1.nifty.com/koguremika/comment.html) ready to obey to oh mighty KUROGANE the sensei of the x-rated lifestyle



http://dcr.n-it-its.jp/data/2/14/511.jpg

Comprised in the underground rooms are jets of free flowing Japanese whisky that form fountains.Also in the immediate facinity not shown in the photo is the only all female Japanese nudist camp called CHERRY BLOSSOM NUDIST CAMP which was opened in 2004 with a jogging track.
All of this is waiting for you and more once you hit the 3,000 mark and have answered 49 skill testing questions relating to historical Japanese figures through the 300 centuries.
GOOD LUCK!!! Gaijin Pot awaits your arrival and your success in overcoming all your adversaries

you one crazy electric worm...where did you get your imagination/train of thought?:)

[electric_japan]

Kuro Kitty as you may know my mind is full of the imagination and of dreams I do not believe you are my friend? but you have always drawn my erotic interest (http://education.yahoo.com/reference/dictionary/search?p=interest) .I have pushed and pushed more and more thoughts out of mind that has required me to use more special Japanese oxygen.Let us all join in the anticipation of Kuroganes 3,000 posts we are almost incapable of such a endeavor.

[Guy Ginpot]

What an incredible woody! Who knew the man had such staying power? Wow, that's gonna be some kind of squirt.

The question now being: When is he gonna cum and on who?

Yikes! I'm gettin outta here!

gg

[aha yes]

Any bets on when I crack the 3000 post mark?
Name your date, your time of day, and the phase of the moon, and the winner will get all of Bluedog's Pocky?
Where is that funky little canine these days, anyways?

PS as of this moment, I am out of here until at least tomorrow am.
I turn off the PC for a day & a half and you've already put the 3,000 mark in the dust!

Congratulations, I think. ;)

[electric_japan]

He did the unthinkable he past the 3,000 mark I have rotated my chair 44 times in sheer joy over the event this calls for the newest taste from CHU-Hi ........Pineapple!!!.
http://koukeisha.net/chu-fanlisting/chuhi_ani.gif

[kurogane]

Pineapple is too fruity. I prefer a nice sappari lime, or an Ume-shu.
"Sarari to shita Ume-shu"

Anyways, Luuv to all for watching the circus.

ErooGG,
As we know, gentlemen never tell except on mildly anonymous billboard sites.
The answer to your question is: it was Spring Fling, at 2am, Deep Oral Injection, in the heavily mirrored Love Hotel room. No Colonel Mustard, no candlestick. A bit of overflow; hey, it was the 3,000th time for us, too. I almost called in Morning Star to clean up the drip, but decided if he liked it, it would gross me out.

Any further details required?

[electric_japan]

I have had budget problems here lately so I have not been able to provide my kiity cat all the essential nutrients that can be possibly provided over here.If I had known that you had oddles of extra @?&;! splished and splashed all over your residence I would of sent my cat over for a real lick up job.


http://www.planetgamecube.com/media/gen079.jpg
Eager to do so 24/7.

[kurogane]

Never mind 3000 posts, has anyone thought of how much of a pain in the arse I'm gonna be if I pass Trip Hop in total post counts?

Furthermore, if I do, am I gonna get struck down by a thunderbolt or summit? Sort of like Thor doing Lot's Wife in his own way. I feel like she might be laying a trap for me.
Me so scared.
I am worried, but excited. Feels like I did when I first came to Japan, which, BTW, was 18 years ago as of May 7, at 2:30 pm, JST

[trip_hop]

He who knows not and knows not he knows not is a fool, shun him;
He who knows not, but knows he knows not can be taught, teach him;
He who whos and knows not he knows is asleep, wake him;
He who knows and knows that he knows is a prophet, follow him.



Or the biggest headed b*gger walking this cyber planet.


And feel free to substitute she or it for he.......




And dear kurogane, I have a nice soothing ointment for your forthcoming pain.... :-)
to be applied digitally, of course!

[kurogane]

Beautiful. Truly.

Is that from the Koran?

[trip_hop]

Close......it is generally regarded as a Persian apothegm, but has also been attributed to a Sanskrit saying, Arabic proverb or even Chinese saying. Whatever, it is quite profound.

[Bluedog]

"He who whos and knows not he knows is asleep, wake him"

Is this more sublime than I'm giving it credit for or what? He who whos? I can think of "He who hos" as in, he who visits ladies of the night, or "he who has" and just has, or even "he who was", but I can't understand what kind of guy would "who".

Either way, I have an addition to the 4...
He who wants to know, but knows to not want to know. He is Zen. Say no more.

[kurogane]

All mai pocky is belongs to you for what.

[Guy Ginpot]

"To know what you know and know what you don't know is the characteristic of one who knows."

gg

[trip_hop]

The third line should obviously have started

"he who knows....


mea culpa!

[akahebi]

I just wanted to post right after trip_hop! :)

I heard a similar thing long ago in highschool:
Freshmen don't know that they don't know anything.
Sophmores know that they don't know anything.
Juniors don't know that they know everything.
Seniors know that they know everytying.

[aha yes]

"To know what you know and know what you don't know is the characteristic of one who knows."

gg
Confucius was a clever man, but I never can think of those things I don't know. If I could think of them, would I still not know them?

"There are known knowns; there are things we know we know. We also know there are known unknowns." - Donald Rumsfeld, more versed in the wisdom of old Chinese guys with long eyebrows than I thought.

But Lao Zi said when you know nothing, you can know everything. And his eyebrows were most impressive.

akahebi,
Freshman = don't know anything
Sophomore (lit. 'wise' + 'fool') = know a little but think you know it all
*Each year after that I just got stoneder & dumber. Now I don't know what I know or don't know.

BTW snake: You shoulda been one of the choices in that advice poll. No one works the Creative Solutions department on a range of topics quite like you.