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Inspired by the recent thread about sliced buttocks in Tokyo, I invite the GP wits to take a slash at this one.
Read the article, and post your commiserations here.
http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2005/11/04/1130823381792.html?from=top5
The lawyer said it was a "consensual act", so I figure that she misinterpreted, "I'd like to stick my nuts into you, O'Toole", for "I'd like you to stick my tool to my guts, you fool".
electric_japan
2005-11-04, 10:49 PM
Looks like the cavalary charge out of the butt was plugged in for sometime.
starrats
2005-11-05, 12:54 AM
have you ever heard about "Abe Sada"??! i think it's much more scary?? and bizarre than the story above. :confused: guys will know how j-women can be very...... (i can't find a suitable adjective)
阿部定事件 (http://ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E9%98%BF%E9%83%A8%E5%AE%9A%E4%BA%8B%E4%BB%B6) (japanese)
AbeSada (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sada_Abe) (english)
che.... a very sticky situation... i think she had some cheek to do something as ballsy as that...
mind you her bf must have been a stuck-up a-hole :D
starrats, i saw The Realm of the Senses... very weird story.. but i never knew that it was true. actually it was very sad... watching the two of them slowly cut themselves off from reality and how their fascinations and perversions drowned them.
sankokujin
2005-11-05, 09:34 AM
che.... a very sticky situation... i think she had some cheek to do something as ballsy as that...
mind you her bf must have been a stuck-up a-hole :D
starrats, i saw The Realm of the Senses... very weird story.. but i never knew that it was true. actually it was very sad... watching the two of them slowly cut themselves off from reality and how their fascinations and perversions drowned them.
Good film that. I first watched it when I was 17 purely because I thought it would be a wankfest. One of my mates at the time said the bird in it was dead ugly, but I think that was because he was fairly racist back then. Anyways, It was a wankfest, and I quite like the leading lady in it, but it also depressed the hell outta me at the end. A great example of how our passions, desires, and obsessions can lead us into serious trouble.
Nonbe
2005-11-05, 10:32 AM
I think it would be quite cool to have my genitals paraded around Tokyo. As long as I get them back afterwards.
In hindsight, I think this story could have been blown out of proportion.
After all, fumbling about in the dark in a state of aroused passion, it would be easy to mistake a tube of glue for a tube of lubricant.
and anyway, if someone glued my bum cheeks together, I couldn't give a shyt.
electric_japan
2005-11-05, 07:37 PM
Plumbing clogged and his nuts de-levitationionalized. Such a sticky situation for Kenneth and his prankster girly friend Gail after only 10 months of happier times.
Kenneth was reported to be running like hell as he was going to become a combustable Kenneth.You see Kenneth had become high strung about the situation as he felt hot sauce was about to explode just like a shotgun from himself.The extra juicy aroma was perkalating already in his shredded Calvin Klein underpants.
When Kevin had the x-tra substance removed he headed like a bat out of hell and planted his tight cheeks on the nearest toilet as the rear end swept out faster than a bullet.A tidal wave of molasses repotedly flooded the rest room area and was closed for sanatation reasons.The widespread happening took a total of 12 days to clean up.The flatuation that escaped poured into the air and gas masks we're handed out in the immediate area at the time of the incident.The foundations of the building the operation took place we're torn out from the ground.The result swept through the streets, causing approx.10 million in total destruction of the outside area.Trees and fire hydrants we're turned over for 5 blocks.
About his hose it was reported to be detached from his body area after the massive clean-up effort.Repotedly Kevin immediately poured out a jet spray of lemonade that cascaded over the ER room.The flood spawned the top 10 hit song ''Tastes like Lemondade'' by legendary country singing star Dolly Parton.
The ER staff reportedly were delighted to have a facial as most of the ER staff we're members of a kinky club whom freqented the S & M scene in that part of the city (after hours of course).
It was reported recently in the Hollywood Times that Robert Downey Jr. is interested in making a 30 million dollar movie about the days event that took place.
Casting for the role of Gail has yet to be determined at this time.
richard
2005-11-05, 07:56 PM
Electric:
I see that you haven't lost your wacky sense of humor even after your lay off. Good for you!!!! R.
aha yes
2005-11-05, 10:58 PM
mind you her bf must have been a stuck-up a-hole :D
Probably. Still, I'm a stuck-up ____, hang out with a couple of nuts, nextdoor neighbor's an @sshole, but we're all practically inseparable, stick together like...like...
aw forget it.