Newsflash: WESTSAN MISSING!!!

[Pocky-man]

WESTSAN...WHERE ART THOU!!!!

Have you been banned. Sure many people miss your postings..

There're fun.

[Bugboy]

.............it seems bongo is gone too........where is everybody?

[bustindownthedoor]

bongo got his bad as* whipped and westyboy has gone to get some hell barrells at padang padang.

[Welesley]

They left? maybe on vacation. I must admit I do miss Westsan when I need a laugh in the morning.

We could try to make up some Westsan like posts:

-Japanese women and padded bras/what you see is not what you get (Went bra shopping with my wife this past weekend)

- Why middle aged American Teachers are the rulers of Japan

- Where's the beef? Kyoto beef vs Hokkaido beef

- etc

[Raceace]

Maybe Westsan has been so infused in the Japanese culture both negative and positive he has succumed to the social pressures and has
become a Hikkikomori statistic.

Come on Westy get back on that soap box, we`ll help you!

[bustindownthedoor]

WE WANT WESTY WE WANT WESTY WE WANT WESTY WE WANT WESTY.or do we?

[EW]

please note the absence of westsan and the dork that keeps posting comments about the japanese being racist...

[GP Admin]

Westsan?

Our guess is that he's busy making his LOL masterpiece (see below).

Admin.

LAUGH OUT LOUD (LOL): GaijinPot's Online Comedy Film Festival

GaijinPot is proud to announce the call for submissions for our first
Online Comedy Film Festival: LOL (Laugh Out Loud).

The 3 month festival (October - December) is sponsored by Vodafone
and supported by the American Chamber of Commerce in Japan, GPlus
Media, the Australian Embassy: Australian Arts Festival Japan 2003,
The Foreign Buyers' Club, The Mansions, 100 Meter Films, Sakura House
and Club Tocoo.

Entries are to be 60 seconds or less in duration and somehow include
the spoken word "Sumimasen" or the written letters "LOL" - so we know
the video was made for our festival.

Samples of videos submitted almost 10 years ago (courtesy of
Japanzine magazine - formally The Alien) are viewable online and
should give you a sense of what we're looking for; comic insight to
the "Japan experience". http://www.gaijinpot.com/lol/

The first 10 entries will receive movie ticket prizes and also go
into a draw for a trip (in Japan) for 2, courtesy of Club Tocoo! The
Mansions, an exclusive serviced apartment in Tokyo's Roppongi
district, will give away a free stay coupon to the funniest video
submitted in October.

Other prizes will be awarded during the festival. Click the following
link to see the list of prizes:
http://www.gaijinpot.com/lol/prizes.php

The LOL judges are all industry professionals with extensive
experience and connections in Japan. See their profiles:
http://www.gaijinpot.com/lol/judges.php

One of the other great incentives to join the LOL festival is the
level of exposure your masterpiece will receive. We will be promoting
the festival online (through GaijinPot.com & its affiliate sites), in
print (nationwide - Japan) and to the Japanese media. It's a great
opportunity to flex your creative muscles and be noticed.

All entries should be submitted on Mini-DV or VHS (NTSC format). We
will take care of the compression to make them internet capable.
Videos will be uploaded as soon as they arrive at LOL headquarters so
send them in asap to get maximum exposure. Entries received after
December 15th, 2003 won't be accepted.

Send in as many entries as you like from anywhere in the world but
remember the theme: comic insight to the "Japan experience". Each
entry must be accompanied by an entry form and submitted on a
separate tape. Videos may be rejected on grounds of suitability for a
general audience.

Questions? Need more info? Email: lol@gaijinpot.com

We look forward to your participation.

Sincerely,
Phil Young
LOL Headquarters
GaijinPot.com

[Kent Brockman]

In accordance with his offline instructions, have submitted Westsan's entry

Keep your eyes peeled for the tape labelled "goatse.cx" (Rated PG).

[Bluedog]

Keep your eyes peeled for the tape labelled "goatse.cx"

No need. You'll cheerfully peel your eyes after you watch that tape.

But this competition sounds funny.

[Bugboy]

Westsan is back, he cleverly disguised his alias by adding a "2" at the end............HHHouhou!!

[westsan2]

Yeah, The GP admin banned me.
They deleted all my threads.
And now they make fun of me about that LOL ****!




I was so frigging pissed!!!







I have another tidbit to add... while I was surfing... I noticed Blah
He was posting every so often on another board... as a very normal poster!
Made me wonder what they did to him to make him so angry at GP.
Life goes on...

[Bluedog]

Westsan, are you back in incognito mode? If so, wouldn't it have been better to put some more modification on your original name, like an anagram or something.

If you add 2 letters to westsan, you can rearrange it to say "Nasty stew"
Now that, would be undercover.

But for what it's worth, welcome back.

PS: After pondering the anagram for a sec, I checked if there was a net-based anagram solver, and there is, and it came up with some absolute gems, such as "___ newt was sent and wet sans". Sorry, but that's pretty funny. I checked mine too, and got "od bulge and dog lube", a substance which might just be enough to get me banned as well.

[Bugboy]

Ok, Nasty stew, please start one of your uniquly silly thread pronto!!
....we gotta have some fun around here.
Thanks for the tip od bulge. By the art of disguise call me bob guy



Post Edited (10-22-03 05:12)

[Pocky-man]

GP Admin.

Have you really banned WESTSAN or do we have a Westsan impersonator...

it's time to let us know.

[EW]

westsan = blah

tell us it ain't so, "newt ___"

my anagram.......> "we"

[Bugboy]

in order to avoid being banned by the supreme being of GP. I, Bob guy came up with a strategy (inspired by dog lube's concept) that would help Nasty stew to keep actively express his opinions without any risks

From now on you must use such a code:

A=B
B=C
C=D
D=E
E=F
F=G

.....and so on

Y=Z
Z=A

xijdi tipve bmmpx zpv up fyqsftt zpvs pqjojpo xjuipvu uspvcmf bt opcpez dpvme fwfs cf tuvqje fopvhiu up sfbe uijt bqbsu gspn zpv! ib ib ib

[westsan]

WoW, my ID is back.

I can only guess that GP Admin has two factions

* Anti-westsan
* Pro-westsan

I actually thought about entering the LOL competition.
But when they destroyed my threads I was too PO'd (Pissed Off'd)


Luckily I back my threads up (*^_^*)



PS: Too funny Welesley !

[sosa]

Hey Wet sans, welcome back. Glad to see the pro-westsan faction have gained the upper hand at admin.

Did they really delete your threads? I mean, I see a lot of westsan threads still up here, which ones did they delete?

[westsan2]

They deleted the new ones before many people had posted in them.
and also the headers of the threads you see there.

I got the back-ups though (^_-) so maybe I will hit them with a massive barrage soon.

But am kind of busy planning for my pre-halloween BBQ party.
sooooo dammnnnnnn sleeeeeeepy.

[sosa]

Bummer.

They seem to have changed your name back to westsan2 again. Maybe there has been a countercoup among the administrators.

Have fun with the BBQ

[reepo]

Hmmmmmmmmm pocky-man,you seemed to turn up just as westsan went awol.The plot thickens.

[westsan]

they probably noticed a big DIVE in their server stats
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[AmericanBoy21]

Sosa, what have you got against J-Phone?

Did they overbill you or something?

[Bongo]

Umm, how was I meant to have had my ___ whipped, buttdowninthedoor?

I lament the fact that there's no-one who can adequately stand up to my barbs. Which are usually deserved.

Happy Christmas everyone.