[Anonymous]

[Tony WaNg]

Oh how romantic!!! I am crying like a little girl!.

[Kent Brockman]

I am too Wang, I am too... I think this is the right one for me. I can really feel it deep in the base of my anus. "Mrs Right" can Download my Viral infection any old day. She can tap rhythmically on my space bar any old time she likes. OH CRAP, hang on, MR right? I thought it was MRS.. DELETE DELETE oh @!#$, backspace oh, fu__, shutdo_

[Ophelia]

Oh! by the way! They are people here that DO actually take the mickey! I am sorry Mr True-love-for-ever but you were gagging for it!

On another note, try the clasified in the Metropolis magazine and be careful were you place thread like that! You have been warned!

Tony babe, you are back!

[Anonymous]

Oh come on, Mr Right! This is ridiculous! How can you possibly try to attract anyone with just stating your height and the fact that you like watching movies and listening to music?! This almost amounts to your saying that you enjoy sleeping, eating cakes and breathing air.

Almost everyone likes movies and music.

What makes you special?!!

Anyway, is this really the place to put such a post? I don't think so.

[jotty]

Why does Mr Right always forget that there is A SPACE AFTER EVERY COMMA, PERIOD AND EXCLAMATION MARK! Mr. Right, you obviously never read any of the other threads in this section of the forum, they all end the same way (ie; with a big pay out) and the truth is there are probably few japanese girls in this forum, and im sure there are even fewer nice girls, we are all ratbags, so give up!

[Ophelia]

Dear Sir Jotty!
I am in fact a female! My God! How many times do I have to repeat myself?
And I am nice to people that are nice to me! FULLSTOP!

[jotty]

I know you are a female, and so am i. I was saying we werent nice girls..... Sorry. Maybe you are.

[Ophelia]

Jotty,
I am so sorry! I assume you were a male. I am getting a right slaughtering from some peopple in another thread that I stared to believe all the male specimen in this website hate me!
Well, let's just say I have met nicer girls in my life!

[Tony WaNg]

I dont hate you missis ophella. I think that you are a very nice young lady.

[Ophelia]

Tony babe1 You are back!

[jotty]

Hello Ophelia,

If you can keep a secret, then let me just say im sure you are a nice girl, and i actually am too, but if we let it get out that there are nice girls around, then these stupid girl hunters will keep posting stupid personal ads in the forum! Ne!

[Ophelia]

jotty!
True! Oh! So true! Thank you!

[Anonymous]

[Tony WaNg]

Dear Mister Right and mister anomynos,

No need to worry. I am hear as always to end your problems.......................................... ......

I have spent much time to find you a relatonship leading to possible mariages and I have found the person of your dreams. Her name is Sherry and she is a very nice lady who is a bit zany but she is loyal and has a very good heart. She also takes part in many activitys. You may have to wait for her love i am afraid becase she is busy at the present time but becase you are so lonly and sad i doubt you will mind very much.

isnt she lovly, look at the pretty poses.

http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/whites/sherry-4461w.htm

[Anonymous]

GAHHH, backspace, backspace, CTRL + Z, must withdraw my personal ad, "TONY WANG" is trying to hook me up with a serial killer. Do they have computers in prison? OH GOD, SHE`S GOING TO FIND ME.

"I love to do all kinds of things" indeed. Yeah, like "ACCIDENTAL TRIPLE HOMICIDE".

This Medallioned Stallion is not wildly keen on the idea of waking up to the smell of Sherry cooking breakfast USING MY ENTRAILS.

[Anonymous]

jotty is definately not a nice girl.

[Ophelia]

Takogirl,
jotty IS DEFINITELY a VERY nice girl contrary to popular belief.

[Anonymous]

She breaks glasses and never changes the toilet roll - trust me I know! She is a complete ratbag!

[Kent Brockman]

"Breaks glasses and never changes the toilet roll"? CALL INTERPOL. - "Sherry" from Cell Block H, she is not.

[Joey]

kent brockman your a loser