View Full Version : oops, i did it again.
2003-05-26, 10:30 AM
Sorry to reepo, phil, westsan and all the muthers, I plum went and got the "earth girls are easy and horny" thread or whatever the hell it was DELETED.
Just an innocent casting call for a porno, oops, I mean p____o movie script.
2003-05-26, 05:01 PM
Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, p____o. Could you use twins in your movie?
2003-05-26, 08:27 PM
Twins yes, minors no.
Director: Trip h_mp.. HOP, HOP.
Me__ge a tro_s combatant: Centaur
37th in line at _ang _ang queue absent-mindedly clutching own fr__t-b_____m: Westsan.
38th in line at _ang _ang queue peeking furtively at Westsan`s slumb__ing tod__r: Arri.
412th in line at _ang _ang queue earnestly figuring out 54th anagram for "polypropylene rainment": COC.
Boom operator: Bent Kockman.
Guy who holds that long pole thingy with a mic on the end: Bent Kockman.
2003-05-26, 09:34 PM
the s______ is back!!!!
2003-05-26, 09:56 PM
Andrew: 800 yen a night (before tax) to work through the night sopping up the jazz/spunk/filth/crud at the end of each day`s "shooting" while KB is "working" overtime at the Country Estate servicing the ladies, servicing all the ladies...
2003-05-26, 10:20 PM
u r a cad bent,no doubt!!!if i can have a swank on the set i'll do it for nix!!!
2003-05-27, 01:19 AM
I saw that email... but couldnt make sense of it ;(
Is that for real? Can I be an agent for a few mates of mine? ;D email me.
2003-05-27, 08:14 AM
The set will be swanky. Classy even. Crushed velour polypropylene body bags. Texas tea. That`s class.
It`s all on the level because Reepo said he`d be the cameraman. Westsan, a 15% commission should suffice, payable pending services rendered. Just email me the girls contact info (do your girls have authentic clean bills of health? -don`t want the SPCA in AGAIN) and I`ll do the rest. They need to bring their own lubrication as it`s not on the rider any more (budgetary restraints). I`ve taken out a full page ad in the Metropolis for a Lube man.
2003-05-27, 09:04 PM
i have to admit that i have cum to appreciate your gutta humour bent!!!
2003-05-28, 01:52 AM
I have just the persone for you...she is from kazasastan she says her name is is Sharon Diaz i do not beleve her. I say to her "have you heard of Catherine zete Jones" she says "NO" i say "well she is a famous movie actor and if you listen to me then you can become a famous movie actor like she is..all you have to do is this.......put your name on this papers and give me 10000 yen". ...she say "OK "..i say "take your clothes off and pretend that you are a cat"...she says "OK " i say "have you heard of T-REX ??" she says "NO" I say " oh reallly...would you like to be famous" she says "YES".... i say "GOOD...my movie studio is in this dark cellar..please follow"..... Now she is availability for movie work at a price of onl;y 2000yen every day 24 hours every day.
2003-05-28, 11:36 AM
Can she clap? (L not R) We need a clapper (again, L not R. Not that kinda flick).
Does she have The Clap? ("A Loaded Question". [Working title for movie])
Is the cellar Climbate-Controlled? (Better title)
Most importantly... IS THE WOMAN OF A GREENISH HUE? (Best title?)
2003-05-28, 03:01 PM
Still rather cryptic but...
I dont have any nymphos in my little black book.
wish I did tho.
I would appreceate an email though if anyone knows of one. It would be for when I have traveling friends and business partners.(*^_^*)