jguys and sex

[confused]

hello!! i'm a little embarassed to write this because it's something i would never tell my friends...but since this is an anonymous forum...here goes:
i live in the states and i've recently started a relationship with a guy from japan. he's been living in the states for about 7 years. we've been seeing each other for only about 2-3 months and have had sex a few times. i'm confident that he likes me as a person and that he finds me sexy, but we haven't had any sort of "where is this relationship headed" type talks, so the relationship is loosely defined. this is the way i prefer things to be. i hate getting all bogged down in thoughts about whether it's going to result in marriage or serious commitment or anything like that. i prefer to live in the moment.
i'm a little disappointed in the amount of foreplay involved in the sex. now, i don't complain too much because i do actually cum when we have sex--it's just that it's not really through any special effort on his part. his ____ just happens to be shaped perfectly to hit my g-spot. he seems to be uber-excited to play with my breasts, but it doesn't seem to occur to him to touch any other part of my body. i know that he's concerned about me having an orgasm, because he asks before he cums. but i'm just not sure what's up with this.
i know that at some point, i'm going to have to address it, because i'll eventually get bored. but i'm not sure where it's coming from...and i feel that there are different ways of talking about it based on whether it's say, a japanese cultural thing vs. him just being clueless.
i hate stereotyping and generalizations, but was wondering if any girls who have had sex with jguys have experienced something similar? i thought that perhaps it was a cultural thing in the way that jguys learn to have sex. comments please?

[Anonymous]

where is the bent cockman when u need a definitive response????

[jguylover]

In my experience, Japanese men pay a lot more attention to foreplay than western guys. But as with any relationship, after the initial excitement of the first time, you'll get less attention paid to it- unless you speak up and TELL him about it. It's not a cultural thing, it's a guy thing. (^^) Be assertive and you'll get what you want. Or, go out and find a guy who will give it to you.

[Phil]

You mean driving back to her place isn't foreplay?!!
Just kidding :)

[Anonymous]

the jguys ive been involved with..lets see theres only two, a one night stand and my now serious boyfriend. my boyfriend is the best....i think it depends on your relationship. if your relationship is based on sex and just a friendship thing then intimate things that involve feelings might get brushed over a little... just get to the sex...?

[westsan]

You need to use a finer fishing line.

Your current fishing line is too thick and the fish can see it. That is why he only nibbles at the meat and doesnt bite the whole lure.

[Kent Brockman]

..."a cultural thing in the way that jguys learn to have sex".

..."his ____ just happens to be shaped perfectly to hit my g-spot".

They don't just "learn" lady. Nothing "just happens". We here at "The Brockman School of Coital Transmission" gotta get em' trained up.

Your jguy was one of our many graduates. I have his transcripts right here in front of me. C+ student. (Closet Harmatophobian if you ask me...)

Oh, and by the way, sorry but the office twerp that lolls about here next to the "madogiwa" has taken the archipelago-sized liberty of using your ISP to run a trace on "jguy" and has enrolled him in some more classes. It is for the best. You'll thank us later.

Not many places left for next semester's courses...
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Leaky Transmissions, Alibi's and Safe Havens 101 (Course materials included; 25 sqm of polyprolylene sheeting)
Braycubian Muntery: A Case Study.(Course materials included; ONE 3-minute hourglass)
704 Throatlocks with Dr Phil (Course materials included; "704 Throatlocks with Dr Phil" text)
Agenobiosis Embezzlement 101.
Power Violence: Respect through Fear 101 (A waiting list longer than Augusta's...hey, this IS Japan you know?)
Advanced Axillism Incorporating Barosmian Teachings 101. (Course materials included; ONE Gillette speedstick and ONE 44 gallon drum of formaldehyde)
Homilophilian Denial; An Oedipal Overview 303
Intermediate Toggle-Pulling 201
Coprolasagna: Breakfast of Champions 101

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Shannon, the root (pardon the pun) of your problems lies in the painful truth that...how do I break this to you gently...well...your jguy..he.. he's a ..a Furtlist (references noted below). I`m sorry. Knowledge is the key to understanding this (very) peculiar malady.

Studio handwriting/forensics analysts came up with these diagnosi (made up word) for other gaijijpotters-

Phil... or should I say"Philthy Phil" HyperPhiliac.
Westsan aka Jack Gagger the Pareunasthenian! Outed!
Shonai Ben: Displays all the classic symtoms of a chronic Iantronudian. Fair jumps off the page.
Wang: System meltdown! Matched up with no less than 15% of the following afflictions/fetishes. Hell, some of them didn't even have names before he put a face to them...
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Acomoclitic - Preference for hairless genitals
Acrophilia - Arousal from heights and high altitudes
Adultery or Extramarital Sex - Voluntary sexual intercourse between a married person and a person other than his/her lawful spouse
Agalmatophilia - Arousal from statues or mannequins
Agenobiosis - Married couple that consent to live together without sex
Agonophilia - A person who is arousedby their partner pretending to struggle
Agoraphilia - Sexual arousal from open spacesor having sex in the public
Agrexophilia - Sexual arousal from others knowing you are having sex
Albutophilia - Arousal from water
Algophilia - Sexual arousal from experiencing pain
Aliphineur - Person using lotion or other ointment to arouse partner
Alloerasty - Use of nudity of another person to arouse partner
Allopellia - having a orgasm from watching other people in sexual activites
Allorgasmia - Sexual arousal from fantasising about someone other than your partner
Allotriorasty - Sexual arousal from partners of different nationalities or races
Alphamegamia - Sexual arousal from partner of a differnt age group
Altocalciphilia - High heel fetish
Alvinolagnia - Stomach fetish
Amatripsis - Masterbation by rubbing labia together
Amaurophilia - Prefered to be blindfolded or preference for a blind sexual partner
Amomaxia - Sex in a parked car
Amelotasis - Sexual attraction to a absence of a limb
Amychesis - Scratching partner during sex
Anasteemaphilia - Attraction to shorter or taller partners
Androgyny - Having both male and female characteristics
Androminetophilia - Sexual arousal from female partners whom dress like a male
Androsodomy - anal sex with a male partner
Anililagnia - arousal from a older female partner
Anisonogamist - attraction to either older or younger partners
Amommaxia - Sex in a parked car
Anomeatia - Anal sex with a female partner
Anorgasmy, Macrophallus - Large _____
Antholagnia - Arousal from smelling flowers
Anthropophagy - Sexual gratification from consumption of human flesh or blood
Apotemnophilia - Sexual arousal from someone whom has lost a limb
Arachnephilia - Arousal from Spiders
Asthenolagnia - Sexual arousal from being humiliated or from weakness
Autogynephilia - Sexual arousal from crossdressing
Automysophilia - Arousal from being dirty or defiled
Avisodomy - breaking the neck of a bird while penetrating it for sex
Axillism - _____ penetrating an arm pit
Barosmia - Arousal from smell
Basoexia - Arousal from kissing
Belonephilia - Arousal from use of needles
Bestiality - Sexual relations between a human and a nonhuman animal
Bigynist - Sex between one male and two females
Bihari Surgery - Cutting the ligament above the _____ to make it appear longer
Bisexualism - Find a member of both sexes erotic
Bivirist - Sex between one female and two males
Blastolania - Person aroused by younger females
Botulinonia - using a sausage as a dildo
Bouginonia - Female masturbation with the aid of a dildo or other objects that stretch the vagina
Brachioprotic Eroticism - A deep form of fisting where the arm enter the anus
Braycubia - Slow movement during penetration
Candalagnia - Spouse who watches partner have sex with someone else
Capnogalia - Arousal from watching others smoke
Catamites - young gay male lovers
Cataphilist - A male submitting to a female
Cathterophilia - Sexual arousal from instering a catheters
Chezolagnia - masterbating while defecating
Choreophilia - Dancing oneself to orgasm
Chrematistophilia - Person aroused by having to pay for sex
Cicatrization - Scarring
Clitoridectomy - Surgical removal of the clitoris
Coitobalnism - Sexual intercourse in a bath tub
Coitolimia - A very tremendous sexual drive
Coitophobia - Fear of sexual intercourse
Coitus a Mammilla - Penetration of _____ between the breasts
Coitus a Unda - Sex or sex games in water
Coitus Intrafermoris - Penetration between legs
Colobosis - Castration of the _____
Coprolalia - Sexual excitement from hearing obscene language
Coprolagnia - Sexual excitement derived from eating excrement
Coprophillia - Sexual excitement associated with the act of defecation
Concubinage - Use of female slaves as sex partners or living with sex partner without being married
Coprography - writing obscene words or phrases, usually in public toilets
Contrasexism - Compulsion to have the body surgically and hormonally changed to that of the opposite sex
Cratolagnia - Arousal from strenght of partner
Crurofact - Leg fetish
Cunnilingus, Fellatio, Aniilingus, Contrectation - Sexual foreplay
Cyprieunia - Sex with a prostitute
Dacylagnia - Arousal from seeing tears in the eyes of a partner
Dame de voyage - Dolls designed for gentail penetration
Defecolagnia - Arousal from Defecation
Defilement - Arousal from seeing partner or self becoming dirty or wet
Dendrophilia - Arousal from tree or fertility worship of them
Depilation - Shaving, waxing, or other types of hair removal
Dermagraphism - marks left on the skin of a partner by biting, scratching or sucking
Dermaphilia - Sexual stimulas from the skin
Deviance - Practice that deviates from the majority of society
Doraphilia - Arousal from animal fur, leather, or skin
Dysmorphophilia - Arousal from deformed or physically impared partners
Ecdemolagnia - Arousal from traveling or bing away from home
Ecdyosis - Arousal from removing clothing in front of other people
Ecouteurism - Listening to others having sex without consent
Ederacinism - Tearing out of the sex organs by the roots in a frenzy
Electrophilia - Arousal from electrical stimulas
Endytophilia - Arousal from partners who are clothed
Entomophilia - Arousal from insects or using them in sex play
Eonism - Cross dressing
Episioclisia - Suturing of the Labia Majore
Eproctolagniac - Person aroused by flatulence
Erotophobia - Fear of sexual love
Erotica, Pornography - Literature or art that is intended to arouse the sexual nature
Exhibitionism - Exposure of the genitals to a person whom has not asked for such a display
Felching - sucking semen out of the vagin or anus
Fetish - Sexual arousal from inanimate objects
Flagellation - Sexual excitement associated with the act of whipping or being whipped
Flatuphilia - Arousal from having a partner pass gass
Floritine Gridle - Chastity belt
Formicophilia - Sex play with ants
Fretrilagnia - Arousal from having sex with one's brother
Frotteurism or Frottage - Sexual excitement obtained by rubbing against fully clothed body of another person
Furtling - The use of fingers underneath cut-outs in the genital areas of photos for arousal
Galateism - Sexual attraction to statues
Gamophobia - Fear of marriage
Gendolama - The use of sexual fantasies to hasten orgasm
Genuphallation - Inserstion of _____ between knees of a partner
Gerontophilla - Sexual arousal from sex with the elderly
Godemiche - Dildo in the sahpe of a _____ with scrotum used for masterbation
Gomphipothic - Arousal by the sight of teeth
Graphelagnia - Arousal from photographs or nudity or sex
Graophilia - Arousal from a older partner
Gregomulcia - Arousal from being fondled in a crowd
Gymnophilia - Arousal from nudity
Gymnocryptosis - Females talking about their sex life of their husbands
Gynelophilous - Arousal from pubic hair
Gynemimetophilia - Person aroused by a male impersonating a female
Haptosis - Non-consensual sexual touching
Harmatophobia - Fear of sexual incompetence or making a mistake
Harpaxophilia - Arousal from being robbed
Hedonism - Act of indulging in pleasure
Hedralingus - Licking someones anus
Hemerotism - Fantasizing about sex
Hemotigolagnia - Arousal from bloody sanitary pads
Heterophilia - Arousal from members of the opposite sex
Hierophilia - Arousal from sacred objects
Hirutophilia - Arousal from armpit hair
Hodophilia - Arousal from traveling
Homilophilia - Arousal from giving or hearing sermons
Homosexuality - Erotic feelings for members of the same sex
Hybristophilia - Love of somone whom has commited a crime
Hygrophilia - Arousal from body fluids
Hymenoclasis - Surgical defloration of a virgin
Hyperphilia - Compulsive desire for sex
Iantronudia - Arousal from exposing oneself to a physician
Iconolagny - Arousal from pictures or statues of nude people
Idiosyncrat - Compulisve desire for sex
Idrophrodisia - Arousal from the odor of perspiration, especially from the genitals
Infantilism - Cross dressing as a young child for sex play
Infibulation - Sexual pleasure derived from mutation of one's own genitals
Insufflation - Blowing air into a body cavity
Intergenerational - Sex between partners with 20+ years age difference
Ipserotic - Narcissism
Irrumation - Fellatio
Ischolagny - Avoiding members of the opposite gender to avoid arousal
Jack Gagger - A husband that procures men to pay for sex with his wife
Jactitation - Those who become aroused from talking to others about their own sexual exploits
Juvenilism - Dressing or acting out the role of a Juvenile, sometimes sexual
Kegal Exercises - Exercise of the pelvis muscles that control orgasm
Kleptolagnia - Arousal from stealing
Klismaphilia - Sexual gratification associated with giving or getting enemas
Knismolagnia - Arousal from Tickling
Kokigami - The wrapping of the _____ in a paper costume
Kolpeuryntomania - Streching of the Vagina
Lactaphilia - Arousal from lactating breasts
Lagnocolysis - Celibacy
Lagnlalia - Discussion of sexual objects or subjects
Lagnoperissia - Nymphomania
Leptosadism - Mild form of sadism
Lygerastia - Tendency to be only aroused in darkness
Macrogenitalism - Arousal from large genitals
Maieusiophilia - Arousal from pregant women
Mammagymnophilia - Arousal from female breasts
Manuxorate - A male using his hand to masturbate
Maritate - A female masturbating alone
Martymachlia - Group sex
Maschalophilous - Sexual Arousal from armpits
Masochism - Sexual gratification from enduring pain
Mastix - Female Sadist
Masofact - Breast fetish
Matrincest - Sexual action with one's mother
Matronolagnia - Sexual arousal from a older female partner
Mazoperosis - Mutilation of breasts
Mazophallate - Rubbing the _____ between breasts
Medolalia - Talking about the _____
Melolagnia - Sexual arousal from music
Menophilist - Arousal from menstrating women
Merinthophilia - Sexual arousal from being bound
Microphallus - Small _____
Miscegenation - Sex between races
Mixoscopia - Sexual pleasure derived from seeing others in coitus
Moriaphilia - Arousal from telling sexual jokes
Morphophilia - Arousal from a person with a different physique
Mysophilia - Sexual interest in filth ; Coprophillia, Klismaphilia, and Urophilia are all forms of this
Nanophilia - Sexual attraction to a short partner
Nasophilia - Nose fetish
Naphephilia - Arousal from being touched or touching
Narcissism - Self love
Narratophilia - A person who is aroused by discussing sex with others
Nasolingus - Arousal from sucking the nose of a partner
Necrochlesis - Sex with a female corpse
Necrophilia - Sexual gratification from sex with the dead
Neophilia - Arousal from novelty or change
Niddah - Abstaining from sex 1/3 of the time to create arousal during rest of the month
Nomavalent - Arousal from traveling to new places, usualy impotent at home
Normophilia - Those only aroused by acts considered normal by their religion or society
Nosolagnia / Nosophilia - Arousal from knowing partner has a terminal illness
Nudomania - Sexual arousal from nudity
Nympholepsy - Trance state induced by erotic fantasies
Nymphotomy - Removal of the inner labia
Ochlophilia - Arousal from being in a crowd
Oculophilia - Eye fetish
Oculolictus - Licking a partner's eyeball
Odaxelangnia - Sexual arousal from biting
Odontophilia - Tooth fetish
Oedipus Complex - Desire to have sex with the parent of the opposite sex
Olisbos - Dildos
Omolagnia - Sexual arousal from nudity
Onanism - Withdrawing the _____ from the vagina before ejaculation
Ondinisme - Arousal from urine
Oneiropornism - Dreaming about sex
Ophidiophilia - Arousal from snakes
Ordune - Arousal from photographs of sex
Organofact - Fetish for some part of the body
Osculocentric - Arousal from kissing
Osphresiolagnia - Sexual arousal from rank odors
Pageism - A Male submitting to a Female
Paraphilia - Sexual arousal in response to unusual objects or situations
Parascopism - Voyeurism, like through bedroom windows
Pareunasthenia - compulsive desire for sex
Parthenophilia - Sexual desire for virgins
Parthenos - Virgin
Partialism - Excessive interest in only one part of the body such as feet, eyes, lips, ankles, buttocks, etc ...
Patrolagnia - Sex with one's own Father
Pecattiphilla - Sexual arousal from sinning
Pediophilia - Sexual arousal from dolls
Pedophilla - Sexual arousal from young children
Phallolalia - Talking about penises
Phallophilia - Large _____ fetish
Philemanmania - Compulsion to kiss
Phlebotomy - Arousal from bloodletting
Phobophilia - Arousal from Fear or Hate
Phygephilia - Sexual arousal from being a fugitive
Pictophilia - Arousal from pictures, movies or video with a sexual object
Picquerism - Sexual gratification from repeated stabbings or woundings of another person
Pluralism - Sexual deviations in which groups of people participate in sexual activities ; sexual orgies
Podophilia - Arousal from feet
Polyandry - One wife with multible husbands
Polygamy - One person with multible marrge partners
Polygyny - One person with multible wives
Polyiterophilia - Arousal only after having sex with a series of partners
Polymorphous - Having several forms of arousal techniques
Pompoir - Vaginal muscle control that masturbates the _____ when inserted
Promiscuity - Indiscriminate sexual relations ( in female it is called Nymphomania, and in male it is called satyriasis)
Prostitution - Exchange of sex for money or other goods in the absence of feelings of love or affection
Psycholagny - Orgasm induced from psychic or mental stimulation
Psychrophilia - Arousal from being cold
Psychrotentiginous - Arousal from cold weather
Pubephilia - Arousal from Pubic hair
Pudendacure - Pubic dressing for females
Pygmalianism - Sex with statues, dolls, or mannequins
Pygophilemania - Arousal from kissing buttocks
Pygophilia - Arousal from coming in contact with buttocks
Pygotripsis - Arousal from rubbing buttocks
Pyrophilia - Arousal from fire
Queening - Sitting on the side of a person's face as a form of bondage
Raptophilia - Arousal from only raping a victim
Renifleur - Person aroused the smell of urine or by sniffing underwear
Retifism - A person that has a shoe fetish
Rhabdophilia - Arousal from being flagellated
Rimming - Penetration of the anus with the tounge
Robotism - Attraction to or use of robots in sex play
Sadism - Sexual gratification from inflicting pain on others
Salirophilia - Person ingesting human sweat or saliva
Sapphosadism - Lesbian Sadism
Sarmassophilia - Arousal from kneading flesh
Scopophilia - Arousal from being stared at oneself
Scoptolagnia - Arousal from seeing the genitals of the opposite sex
Scoptolagnia - Arousal from looking at sexually stimulating scenes
Selgolalia - Telling stories that include sex
Sex Surrogates - People who are trained to help people overcome sexual dysfuntions
Sexautism - Tendency to be preoccupied with sexual thoughts
Sexologists - People who study the science of sex
Sexoschizia - Bi-sexual
Siderodromophilia - Arousal from trains
Siphnianize - Anal Masturbation
Sitophilia - Arousal from food
Sleeping Princess Syndrome - Arousal from those that are sleeping or appears to be asleep
Sodomy - Any sex act regarded as unnatural or abhorrent
Somnophilia - Fondling strangers in their sleep
Sororilagnia - Sex with one's own sister
Sotadism - Anal sex
Sounding - Insertion of an object into the urethra
Spectrophilia - Either coutis in spirits or arousal from a image in mirrors
Spermatophoba - Fear of semen loss
Statuophilia - Sexual attraction to statues
Sthenolagnia - Arousal demonstration of strengh or muscles
Stigmatophilia - Sexual attraction from a partner whom is stigmatized (i.e.tattoo's, piercings, scars)
Strabismus - Arousal from eyes of partner
Stupprator - Man who is aroused by virgins
Subincision - cutting part of the glans _____ from the tip toward the base
Suturing - Stiching flesh together
Swinging - group sex or wife swapping
Sybian - A vibrating dildo that sits atop of an object that resembles a saddle
Symphorophilia - Arousal from arranging a disaster
Syntribate - Rubbing thighs together to masturbate
Tachorgasmia - Premature Ejaculation
Tantalolagnia - Arousal from teasing
Tantra - Sexual Yoga type discipline
Taphephilia - Arousal from being buried alive
Tea Room - Slang term for restrooms used for fellatio
Teledildonics - Arousal from computer sex games
Telephone Scatologia - Obscene telephone calls
Teratophallic - Large penises
Thalpotentiginy - Arousal from heat
Thesauromania - Compulsion to collect objects or clothing belonging to females
Thlipsosis - Arousal from pinching others
Thygatria - Sex between father and daughter
Timophilia - Sexual arousal from gold or wealth
Tithiolagnia - Having a orgasm while nursing
Toucheurism - Touching a stranger for arousal
Tragolimia - Compulsive desire for sex regardless of attraction of partner
Transgenderism - Cross dressing
Transsexualism - Gender identity at odds with sex category
Transvestophilia - Arousal from cross dressing
Traumaphilia - Arousal from wounds or trauma
Tribadism - Lesbianism : sex by rubbing
Triborgamia - Wife who masturbates her husband
Trichophilia - Hair fetish
Tripsolagnia - Arousal from having hair shampooed
Tripsophilia / Tripsolagnophilia - Arousal from massage
Troilism - Arousal from being third party in a sex scene
Undinism - Arousal from water
Uranism - Arousal from someone of the same sex
Urolagnia - Sexual excitement from urine or act of urination
Urtication - The use of nettles to create extra sensation
Vampirism - Consuming blood of a partner for arousal
Vertugadin - Large hooped skirts that also act as chastity devices
Vicarphilia - Arousal from other peoples exciting experiences
Victorian Lace - Sexual disipline using crossdressing as punishment
Vincilagnia - Arousal from bondage
Virimimism - Adoption of masculinity
Voyeurism - Sexual gratification from seeing people in the nude or in acts of sexual intercourse
Water Sports - The use of urine for arousal
Waxing - Removal of body hair by a sticky substance applied to a strip laid against haid and pulled off
Weight Training - The use of hanging weights on the genitals for arousal
Whipping - Striking or flagellating a partner for sensory enhancement
Wife swapping - Exchanging spouses with another couple for sexual purposes
Worship - Reverence of an object or a person
Wrestling - A physical struggle between two or more people, used as sexual arousal by some
Xenodynamic - Person who is only potent with strangers
Xenolimia / Xenophilia - Arousal from strangers
Yoni Worship - Worship of the female genitals
Yosiwara - Japanese prostitutes
Zelophilia - Arousal from jealousy
Zoophilia / Zooerasty / Zoophilia - Sexual excitement from excessive fondness of animals
Zwischenstufe - Arousal from a person of the same sex

[Anonymous]

Ok, I did a "Ctrl ALL" right click "Copy". I just had to save your references noted ! Oh, where do you get all the info! ( I hope you do not mind)?



Nice Read!

[Kent Brockman]

...Oh, just a few randon words that popped up in conversation around the studio...

...no, they came from here - http://www.theadultplaypen.com/def.htm

Your final exam will require you write a fictional/non-fictional work using each and every word in the list.

[Anonymous]

Oh no, final exam! Let`s see what I can come up with! It may take a while! LOL! Keep it coming, thank you for the link!



: )

[Anonymous]

They missed "buggery".

Haha, look it up. It's one of my least favorite subjects, but it's absence was conspicuous.

[Phil]

So, Confused, after all these highly informative posts, are you more confused than when you started? :)

[Tokyoite]

Brockman, you have way too much time on your hands.

[Kent Brockman]

A subliminal attempt to stimulate my long dormant phobophilian side?

Your tantalolagnian taunts...pah! Consider your subscription to "Hemotigolagnians Weekly" CANCELLED.

Time? Hands? My life has been reduced to intervals between Teledildonics and the ensuing Syntribation. Nothing peculiar about that.

You sound like a "closet" phygephilian. GET IN MY WELL. After 3 months you'll be so horny we can do the "Ederacinist Horizontal Shimmy".

YEAH, BABY!

[Bluedog]

With all those hobbies, I'm sure the Brockman has more than time on his hands.

I've got one they missed: 'Coprophagism', the arousal from eating turds.

[reepo]

Also missed "Pyrophilia".Arousal from burning or being burnt.The weaker practitioners spread chili etc. on the genitals.OUCH.

[Kent Brockman]

You two bung-eyed blind dyslexic bastards, consider your newsroom internships CANCELLED.

Coprolagnia - Sexual excitement derived from eating excrement
Coprophilia - Sexual excitement associated with the act of defecation
Pyrophilia - Arousal from fire

Please return your cadet badges POST HASTE.

[Bluedog]

Coprophagia
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia.

Coprophagia is the consumption of feces. It is a practice common to several animals, including, in rare cases, humans (see below).


Although this definition doesn't include the arousal part, so perhaps it's not quite the same thing. Who'd have thought there'd be so many subtle variations on a theme?

[Kent Brockman]

OK OK, bluedog, you can keep your stupid badge.

Just don't let your private life interfere with your duties in the studio... don't want anymore cadets complaining about... the smell... AND WASH YOUR BLOODY HANDS.

[Bluedog]

I think that most of this thread is in violation of the "No poo mouth" rule.

Related to the original post: I heard a story from my (admittedly pretty hentai) japanese friend, who told me that a lot of the young men here learn their yaru skills by watching adult videos. Then, when with their new first girlfriend, they try to emulate the tricks they see on the videos. Specifically, he told me that they often try to finish up on the girl's face. Which goes down a treat, I'm sure (no pun intended). The way he told it sounded like it's a widespread phenomenon, which I doubt, but even if it's partly true, it might explain some of what this thread was originally about.