View Full Version : Yeah, that one eikaiwa
2003-04-01, 12:35 PM
Hey, you know that one eikaiwa? Yeah, the one that is about 30 minutes from Shinjuku. Ok, well whats it like? Do they pay well? I have been thinking about working there, but just don't know if the place is good enough or not. So, if you like.....have experience with that one eikaiwa thats sorta near shinjuku, just tell me how it is! Cheers!
2003-04-01, 01:47 PM
That place? Only a looser would work there. The chairs are hard as hell and they make you sit in a little room and talk about your weekend to zombies for damn near 4 hours a day. Get your visor then go to the other eikaiwa.
You know that woman.... about 30 minutes away from Shinjuku... yea the one that thinks she is funny... hahaha yea that's the one... well stay away from her!! She got into my cab last night and she didn't have any money, so she opened up her legs and said "can I pay with this " I asked her "do you have anything smaller?" I don't think she liked that answer very much... I can't remember her name....
2003-04-01, 11:41 PM
That was Jackie. Jackie Treehorn. He`s a hostess. One of Those hostesses. Don`t ask. You don`t want to know. They fixed his/her tackle but they couldn`t fix the small man`s syndrome. "Small woman`s syndrome for new halves with _____ envy/post-op remorse "? Working title for thesis?
I love you Kent.... your my hero!! ^________^
2003-04-02, 06:36 AM
Excuse my ignorance, but what's the name of 'that one eikaiwa'?
2003-04-02, 06:57 AM
Don't you know? It's that one Eikaiwa about 30 minutes from Shinjuku.....I think there is a Yoshinoya and a Family Mart near it......hmm....maybe it was a Lawson, not a family mart. Anyhow, I am sure you that you know of that place....right?
2003-04-02, 01:45 PM
No, it is a Family Mart. The girl who walks there, the one with the dyed-brown hair and small breasts and uniform will do VERY NAUGHTY stuff with you if you ask to use the lavatory and so give her an excuse to escort you into the storeroom area. This, anyway, is what the chap with the blue jacket who hangs around in the pub where the foreigners go tells me.
That is the same guy that told me to pick her up in the cab..... he said she is a big fare! Too big for me!
2003-04-02, 06:37 PM
Excuse my ignorance, but what's the name of 'that one guy'?
his name was....
Yokomotototo (jr) he is much taller than his dad!!!
2003-04-02, 10:32 PM
His dad is the guy who used to date that Japanese girl, right? You know, the one with the medium length hair and badger-brush muff. She used to have a Vuitton bag and a DoCoMo 'phone. That one.
2003-04-02, 11:54 PM
That was your Dad, that was. That was your mum`s Dad.
Nah, that Yokotomato guy`s Dad was that slaphead. You know. On the train. In the suit. With the specs. And just in case you`re confusing him with the other guy, it wasn't that guy, it was the guy with the BLACK shoes.
The guy with the Black shoes? Wasn't he the guy who put on the red shoes and danced the blues? I'm sure he is good friends with David Bowie!
2003-04-03, 09:35 AM
I want to meet this family mart girl, you know, the one with the badger-brush hair and medium length (??) dyed-brown muff.
Jackie, hook me up brother. Does "she" work nights at your club? (I am not Canadian)