British???????????????????????

[Emi the Brightoner]

Have lived in Brighton,
I just miss there,,,and Brit.English...

wanna be friends?

EMI xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

[stillnosheep]

maybe ....

[kurogane]

Qu'est que c'est le rationale pour cette poste, s'il vous plait?

[Dr.Drew]

If she's a cutie, I can guess Emi will get many responses...lol!

[Maki`s Mum]

Lets enjoy. My daughter`s good for nothing boyfriend has festooned the house with
spent french letters, what more is there to lose ?
Why did you like Brigton by the way ?
BTW I heard from Rodney, he is having some kind of identity crises but sends best wishes to Kuro and sinno

[kurogane]

Hi Maki's Mum,
Can I spend my french letters on your face, errr, I mean you next time?
Give my best to Rodney, who is hurting his post count average by masquerading, BTW.

[THEDON]

Why did you go to one of the worst places in UK ?

To study? I wouldnt live there if i was paid........nice pier though....

[Henry]

you lived in Brighton, hey let me tell you this, Brighton has nothing going for itself, a dodgy council, dodgy property developers, homeless, drugs, flatland, rising crime and a pier which is falling into the sea ah! one other thing, confusion about a new football stadium..

[THEDON]

Comical isnt it.....detect my irony eh Henry!

Whose your footy team then......Rooneys off so im in a state of distress......is ____ Knight still the brighton chairman?

[a_mere_kat]

Brighton? THEDON This can only be one man! I claim my G&T from you and request you keep the noise down more at night.

I think Emi is looking decent English buddies in Tokyo. This is a rare thing. I only know 4 of my countrymen and 3 I wish I didn't.

Good luck Emi babe! You'll need it and I pray that you never encounter 'David Brent'. Anyone here seen the office? This guy is just like Jervais' character in looks an mannerisms only he doesn't know it...............ask THEDON.

The Professor (Evil Man of Science).

[THEDON]

Wanted:: Apartment share:: Flatmate:: Etc...........hmm that thread gave me a lot of info about you......however....WHO are you???

1 You think im similar to a famous comedian.....
2 Its Gervais
3 Im a celebrity boxing champion
4 Keep the noise down?! Im rarely at home-dont tell any burglars.....or in fact dont rob me.
5 David Brent is a fictional character......
6 Well Done.....Well Done

7 Im not English.....well done.

[JoeTheHumanity]

Why did you go to one of the worst places in UK ?

To study? I wouldnt live there if i was paid........nice pier though....

Haha! It's not that bad, and is certainly not one of the worst places in the UK. I've lived here for 7ish years and haven't had any trouble. Certainly better than the hellhole that is Leeds.

[THEDON]

Couldnt argue with you there......then theres Oldham.

[JoeTheHumanity]

The Lamest Mugging Ever happened to me while I lived in Leeds.

I was walking home at 3am, ludicrously stoned. An enormous drunk guy confronted me and yelled, 'Give me your phone!!'. Feeling more indestructible than perhaps I should have, I just carried on walking, saying, 'No, sorry!' , in the same way as you would say to a beggar asking for change.

The would-be mugger stopped for a second, then screamed 'GIVE ME YOUR PHONE YOU _______!!!!' . 'No!' I shouted, power-walking off into the distance. It was one of my best personal achievements, especially considering that I was also carrying my brand new £2500 laptop in a bag at the same time. I only wish it was something I could put on my CV.

Ah, Leeds. And this was just after I had moved house because I was burgled twice in two months. This is one of the reasons why I want to go to Japan! Stinkin' UK.

[stillnosheep]

Hyde Park's a lovely place. How dare you knock it. Now Woodhouse Road....

[JoeTheHumanity]

my friend got carjacked in Hyde Park! Headingley is the best. Loads of pubs with pretty barmaids and nice houses. You have to put up with the irate residents though. Our neighbours complained JUST BECAUSE we came home one night at 5am and flooded the kitchen with boiling water and I got electrocuted then pulled up a manhole then I set off the burglar alarm. I mean come on!

I have a feeling we have strayed off topic a little...

[stillnosheep]

See what I mean. Spoilsports! Now in Hyde Park they'd have opened their doors, came round to yours and been the life and soul of the party.

Though they'd still have left with your sound system, your stash and most of your furniture in the morning ...

[Basil Brush]

England is a craphole, and Brighton is a prime example of everything that is crap about England.

[stillnosheep]

England is a craphole, and Brighton is a prime example of everything that is crap about England.
I was wondering where I would go to meet nice Japanese women ??
Try Brighton

[blooper]

England is a craphole, and Brighton is a prime example of everything that is crap about England.
That is absolutely right dude.
England IS a CRAP HOLE.
Taxed on everything arseholes about everywhere thinking they are indestructible like Captain Scarlet. Go in a pub and you have blokes saying scuse me mate while giving you a wanna fight look. Hey I just came in for a drink ______ thicky.
Some women are the same. Give them a look and they stick their noses up, you know theyre thinking you aint gonn touch one bit o me let alone **** me. Hey missus your just a piece of carbon like everyone else.
Course in another Univers I wold have ____ed her.
ANyway still trying to get to Japan and out of crapy old England.

[Gaijin de Moscu]

What keeps you out of Japan, old Blooper?

[Mononoke_hime]

So has Emi found English friends yet? I wonder why so many thread starter dissappear after ONE message in their OWN thread...

I liked Bath...but I won't live there though, got bored after 48minutes and 4 seconds visiting Bath...en fait, les villes françaises sont plus jolies :-)

[Pocky-man]

Brighton is the worst place to live, full of dodgy landlords, homeless, drugs, daily fights etc.
Seafront, not safe at night, screeming louts, rubbish on the streets, Western Road shopping area difficult to get to, parking getting worse.

Hey, all the rich folk live up The Drive and further on, the crap lives in Norfolk Square.

What else can you want. Great place one earth.

Property sky high. Flatland at it's best.

the list goes on.

[a_mere_kat]

>I liked Bath...but I won't live there though, got bored after 48minutes and 4 seconds visiting >Bath...

Don't worry my darling nobody would ever ask you to. Some years ago the city brought in a zero tolerence policy for pretentious morons with attention deficit disorders. In fact I am deeply surprised that you lasted 48minutes and 4 seconds as you so anally put it. Quite obviously you should have been beaten senseless with a nightstick by a public spirited citizen the first time you opened your whiny little trap within the city limits. It appears that from your poor atire, shambling walk and constant mumbled refences to being bored after '48minutes and 4 seconds', they obviously believed you were somekind of 'Rainman' character and took pity upon you.

I am sure that though (as you so cheerily inform us) you departed the place bored rigid you left with your pockets brimming with change, donated by the kindhearted people of Bath, to allow you to at least relieve yourself of that most painful condition 'utter ignorance' by buying a sodding guidebook.

[Mononoke_hime]

>I liked Bath...but I won't live there though, got bored after 48minutes and 4 seconds visiting >Bath...

Don't worry my darling nobody would ever ask you to. Some years ago the city brought in a zero tolerence policy for pretentious morons with attention deficit disorders. In fact I am deeply surprised that you lasted 48minutes and 4 seconds as you so anally put it. Quite obviously you should have been beaten senseless with a nightstick by a public spirited citizen the first time you opened your whiny little trap within the city limits. It appears that from your poor atire, shambling walk and constant mumbled refences to being bored after '48minutes and 4 seconds', they obviously believed you were somekind of 'Rainman' character and took pity upon you.

I am sure that though (as you so cheerily inform us) you departed the place bored rigid you left with your pockets brimming with change, donated by the kindhearted people of Bath, to allow you to at least relieve yourself of that most painful condition 'utter ignorance' by buying a sodding guidebook.
English sarcasm at its glory...

[coaxialjack]

Sorry, i'm with Mononoke on the Bath front, a place of crippling dullness with all of the atmosphere of a village fete. It is ranked, in its mediocrity, alongside the breathtakingly boring St Albans. The two have much in common:

1.) They are both full of curtain twitching dullards.

2.) Nothing has happened in either since the Romans left Britain. This is evidenced by the fact that they both sell themselves off the back of Roman ruins.

3.) So pretentious are they, that they draw the 'human statue', 'performance artist' twats in their droves, to amaze and confound the aforementioned dullards, and the bored tourists wishing they'd gone somewhere else instead of wasting another minute of their holiday here.

In short, Bath is based on The Prisoner- albeit a fair way from Port Meirion- everyone that lives there is actually a defective spy , long since brainwashed, and never allowed to leave.

Confronted with the earth shattering truth of the matter, I deduce that a_mere_cat went into an apoplexy, and rushed to defend The Village, for fear of Number One unloosing a weather balloon to do his evil bidding.

Of course.

[Gaijin de Moscu]

I love England, and travelled around it a lot. Bath was, however, one of the cities where my stay was the shortest.

Impressive Roman footprint though.

[blooper]

What keeps you out of Japan, old Blooper?
What keeps me out of Japan?
That good old thing we have to accumulate called MONEY. IF you are not born rich or very lucky or brainy then work is the only thing left.
If I had a million or more I would ne on the first boat to Tokyo.
Course I need a job too so they let me stay in Japan aint fair is it those lovely japs come over here but we cant stay there very easily.
Lots of ideas when I get there to make money.

[Project2501]

Surely it would just be quicker to fly....?

[Song2]

Confronted with the earth shattering truth of the matter, I deduce that a_mere_cat went into an apoplexy, and rushed to defend The Village, for fear of Number One unloosing a weather balloon to do his evil bidding.

Or maybe HE is Number One?

Be seeing you :)

[spacetiger]

2.) Nothing has happened in either since the Romans left Britain. This is evidenced by the fact that they both sell themselves off the back of Roman ruins.

What about Jane Austin?

I agree about Sn'albans, but where else but in Bath can you get a glass of warm, sulphuric, murky looking water, brimming with arsenic for the bargain price of one pound?

[blooper]

Surely it would just be quicker to fly....?
Unfortunately I do not like flying one little bit. Now cruising a few weeks thats much better if you got money of course.