Cheap love hotels

[JBS3009]

Where are the cheap (but not nasty) love hotels in Tokyo? I`ve got a huge date planned tomorrow, and due to logistical reasons, we`ll have to use one. Problem is, my financial situation is a bit tight until I get my next pay check (due to overspending on Pocky, purikura and Men`s Egg magazine). I don`t want the clerks to give me a 12000 yen slap in the face again. That was up the hill in Shibuya.

Are there any hotels on the Yamanote line where the rest rate is less than 5000 yen? If you know of any, give me names! and adresses!! Please, help a young man in need!!!

Thank you!!

[kurogane]

YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!

You've got to the Third Date Level, I see. Proceed with caution, young Skywalker. May your Force be strong within her.

As for the hotels, sorry man, no details. What about Shin-Okubo area? That whole area does seem a little, err, Greasy, though.

Have fun.

[Derukugi]

Try Love Hotel Hill in Shibuya. Can`t get a bigger selection anywhere else on the planet.
In general, 12000 Yen should not be necessary, no matter where you go.

[ShitagiDorobo]

I actually did a little research on this. By research I really do mean just walking around looking at several hotels and comparing prices, so I can't tell you about the interiors of more than a few. I think Shibuya tends to be the most expensive and fastest to fill up. There were some hotels in Shinjuku back by one of those big movie theatres in Kabukicho. The cheapest one I saw (I've actually use this one) was 4000 for 3 hours, even on a friday night. It was a little dumpy -- no music, no complementary rubbers, but served its function well enough. I also scouted around Ikebukuro a little as it's the closest big station to me. There were a few hotels near the Tobu exit in the 4-5000 range for a rest (2-3 hours) that didn't appear to change on the weekends. From the outside, they seemed nicer than the one in Shinjuku, but I didn't go inside. One advertised Karaoke if you're into that sort of thing....

[gentleman quality]

shib and shinjuku hotels are expensive. go to uguisudani. its the f#%kin' cheapskate love hotel tengoku. enjoy peeling yourselves off the sheets in the morning.

[sincity]

Love hotels are so pedestrian...If you want a real kick, try the outdoors, do it in the road, or while sitting on the can. While you're doing it, whisper in her ear how much money you're saving. Drives 'em wild!

At Yoyogi park, the trouser snakes only come out at night.

[imTony]

Having a go outside sounds hot...

...in the toliet sounds a bit seedy.

[kurogane]

Yoyogi is grim. Hibiya Koen is the accepted No Rules Apply Zone for younger couples. Just make sure to keep an eye out for the homeless. Apparently some of them like to try and join in. That happened to me, errr, a good friend, once. Yucky. Really freaked out my girl.

Toilets are strictly porno manga material. Those public toilets smell foul.

[gentleman quality]

hibiya park has all the hentai gay bums i hear tho. they are notorious about staring at salaryman willies in the public toilet on the corner of the park nearest to ginza..

i had a friend who managed to do it in an alley in Akihabara.. very romantic.

.. i myself have managed to get busy in a construction site next to the Sumida river near Ryogoku once. its good for the view, and there's nobody around at night.

also, if youre brave and the weather's good, take her up to a roof of some random apartment building and get freaky★

[JBS3009]

My goodness, a park? construction site? a toilet? Come on guys, this young grasshopper just wanted some good simple romance for under 5000 yen! You dirty, dirty people!
ShitagiDorobo, thanks for that. I was greatly moved that you actually did some research on this topic. I would like to fold that up and put in my pocket for later use, if I may.
Kurogane, this young grasshopper is truly appreciative of your wise relationship advice, with a healthy sprinkling of indecipherable vocabulary.
But here`s a word that will haunt me for the days until the next date: せいり. Alas, my blue ball syndrome continues. But thanks for the info anyway. I hope to put it to good and just use next time!

James

[ShitagiDorobo]

you may. I know my directions weren't specific, but you can probably ask somebody at a convenience store if you get lost. Some girls here seem to be shy about that sorta thing, though...

[madmaxxam]

Sorry to hear that James. Every girl has her own pace though. And if she's young and hasn't had many bf before... good luck. Or maybe she just needs to do some more yoga before she can handle the gaijin monster. 頑張って。 The best part about a slightly older woman is that the lead time is usually small to non-existent. (After our first go it was 'are we dating now?')

[sincity]

JBS,
You really are a sweetie...Or does the sight of blood make you swoon?

Women, my boy, are horniest just before and during their period. So why wait?

Of course it's a bloody horrorshow, but if you scoop her in the bathtub with the shower running all of that purple eggnog will harmlessly flow out between your legs...

[imTony]

ahahahahaha

[pigpen]

Can point you to an absolute shocker in the Kich if you're interested.
This one would beat others hands down in the seediness stakes and as to why this is being offered is it would make other love hotels and even back alleys in Akihabara and hentai homeless bums looking at your willy in public loos look pleasant.

This one had the most gross threadbare turquoise (and sticky in parts) carpet ,wallpaper curling off the walls at all angles,a cracked mirror on the ceiling above the bed and the coup de grace would've been the stain glass window illuminating light in from the bathroom .The window showed an image of a naked woman pulling a rubber out it's packet using her teeth.

It was our finest hour.

Self edit.

This post is one of pure fabrication. It does in no way reflect upon the fine upstanding character of the poster.

Did I beat you home, mate?

[kurogane]

JBS,

Personally I think the timing on those menstruation dates is a bit of a plot. It has happened once too often lately for my suspicious mind to reject the possibility. Having said that, as someone mentioned, they get pretty horny around that time, so maybe she was in the mood, but a little embarassed. Keep at it, Young Man.

[Morning Star]

In respect to the conspiracy of seiri, you may also notice that the length of the seiri is directly proportional to the length of time in the relationship. It maxes out at about 25 days/month.
They really don't mind f'ing on the rag if you can convince them that you won't get grossed out.

Don't forget the ferris wheel for the ultimate in exhibitionism. Give the kiddies in the next cart a little shakkai benkyou. Another cheap date is a stairwell or in the densha bathroom. Karaoke box is a favorite, but that can end up costing more than a hotel and the staff like to keep tabs on you. I'm looking for someplace more impressive than the ferris wheel, any suggestions?

[takai]

SINCITY,

"While you're doing it, whisper in her ear how much money you're saving."

on the other hand, you can try go get a date with the hottest ___ chick and reserve and expensive hotel.....EVEN if she doesn't like you, she may sleep with you, just to NOT throw 3 万円 into the bin......

高

[JBS3009]

Hmmm, interesting theories. Thank you. I had no idea of the oncoming of sexual fervour with the seiri. Darnit, are you telling me I have missed my chance for total unbridled passionate love-making for a whole month?! Dear god, I hope not!

Madmaxman, I`m sorry to admit I`m an entire 2 months her senior. But full respect to those who date older women, nontheless. Yes, can`t say I`m crazy about the site of blood. And you guys, I`m just trying to be やさしい for goodness sake!
Now, it`s quite well known that a lot of women like to mother their men, however less-documented but equally powerful is the male urge to rescue women. My girlfriend recently came out of a relationship with a mildly successful Indie musician after discovering that this guy had a throng of girls. Those damn Japanese Indie musicians are all the same! I am therefore on the verge of renting an expensive tuxedo (complete with top hat and white gloves) challenging and defeating the former boyfriend in a duel, then hold my girlfriend in one arm and swing away on nearby jungle vines to the nearest masquerade ball.
My goodness, that`s corny!

Any thoughts? Thanks!

[gentleman quality]

namanakadashi in the goo! be gallant, Tarzan!

[sincity]

I love Ebisu. I know all her crooks & crannies. I've been to at least a hundred different bars and restaurants. I know how to match the girl with the resturant. It's a subtle art, one only a seasoned horndog like myself can practise well. In its simplest form, however, it's kinda of like taking the first-rate chicks to the penthouse sushi bar and C class ones to Yoshinoya.

I just wish I could do the same with the love hotels!

If I'm not mistaken, there are only 3 love hotels in Ebisu, and all of them are pricey. I spent the night at "Sepia" last night and it set me back 15,000. I'm not complaining, mind you. The sex was special...and she was a solid 7.5.

[Morning Star]

Sincity, what about that area over by the Indian tabehoudai restaurant, maybe 5 minutes from the JR station from the taxi round-about?
I thought there were quite a few love hotels over there.
15,000 Yen + whatever dinner cost, you can get some professional licky-licky for that.

[sincity]

Cheers, Mster. Do you mean the Nepalese restaurant? That's not a bad place. More inventive than your typical Indian fare and conveniently located next to the three love hotels I mentioned. But only three...Anyways, I'm meeting a girl there again tonight so hopefully I'll be able to keep bitching about this.

[Code Rot]

Shinjuku Gyoen (Tokyo) would be good for a quick shag in the woods. That place is stamped in my mind as the most erotic place in Japan. Wherever you look you see people (or pigeons, animals, etc) making out. It is the koibito paradise!

[Morning Star]

Sincity,
I guess it's Nepalese; they've got the 1 grand all-you-can-eat lunch buffet with drink and they don't skimp on the meats. Good variety, too.

Code Rot;
Watching pigeons make out really gets my motor running.

[spacetiger]

Interested in both short & long stay set-ups, preferrably in the Minami area.

Also, does anyone know any good Inspiration Point type places to park up & get intimate. Somewhere with both a nice nighttime view & seclusion is what I'm after.

Thirdly, Onsen that do private spaces where you can frolic with a friend of the opposing gender. Again somewhere with a view would be good, & preferrably not as part of a Ryokan package.

Cheers in expectation...

[lemonboy]

Do these two places have cheap love hotels to take a lady or other cheap hotel of somekind ? I know about usugandani (stayed there) and Shibuya, Shinjuku, Ikebukuro but what about the other quieter stations ?

[Gaijin de Moscu]

Interested in both short & long stay set-ups, preferrably in the Minami area.

Also, does anyone know any good Inspiration Point type places to park up & get intimate. Somewhere with both a nice nighttime view & seclusion is what I'm after.

Thirdly, Onsen that do private spaces where you can frolic with a friend of the opposing gender. Again somewhere with a view would be good, & preferrably not as part of a Ryokan package.

Cheers in expectation...


In Osaka, I used a few places in Juso. Some were at reasonable price and with exceptional quality of facilities, including Jakuzzi, excellent bedrooms etc. Kitashinchi has some too, I think, as does Namba and Shinsaibashi and Dotonburi (on the cheap side).

Also, if you don't mind getting to Kobe, there is an exotic bunch on LHs on the way to the Arima Ohnsen. Some are very creatively done inside.

Inspiration point, can not help. Somewhere up the Maya mountain can be, though.

Ohnsen with a private bath... I never managed to get one, as they've always been booked for gazillions of years ahead. Just pick up an ohnsen magazine, should be there. Arima has just a few, I believe.

[spacetiger]

...will look into it.

[B1-B2]

Self edit.

This post is one of pure fabrication. It does in no way reflect upon the fine upstanding character of the poster.

Did I beat you home, mate?


Yes you did, I got caught in traffic. Now I really want to know what you said!

[pigpen]

Yes you did, I got caught in traffic. Now I really want to know what you said!

Should've come by bike.

I didn't change any of the original post. I stand by what I write at all times.I'm not one to delete after the fact, no matter how incriminating.

Good to see you today.

[B1-B2]

Sure ya didn't. I will never know and the thread is too old for the others to remember. One lucky pigpen I say.

It was a good day eh. see ya soon