View Full Version : Spankin da monkey!
2004-10-14, 05:46 PM
So, is diz the best relationship ya've ever had?
Mrs. palmer and her daughters reliable, no language problem, always firm and willin.
2004-10-15, 10:03 AM
It's cool having people like franc and stupe on my ignore list. I can go about my surfing the forums without any interruptions.
If I can just get everyone to do this then we will have won the war on terror... Terror, hijacking and trolling.
2004-10-20, 04:42 PM
That ignore list sounds convenient, but I am afraid to start using it, as though it might bring on my own ignorance.
Or something like that.
2004-10-21, 08:37 AM
I'm not saying you won't become ignorant, you will.
2004-10-22, 05:31 PM
My friend has a beatiful and affectionate live-in girlfriend (they're always sucking each other's privates in public) and yet he says he can't go a day without choking the chicken. This guy is so faithful he makes me wanna puke.
2004-10-22, 05:47 PM
I really pushed myself to the limits during highschool. I once had a 24-hour spank-athon that left my ____ so bruised it hurt for a week to even touch it. Now, however, my maximum performance measures have dropped dramatically.
workday - 1 time
holiday - 2 times
I've already hit my peak, buddy...it's all downhill.
2004-10-22, 05:55 PM
I thought i needed a drink before, now I know I need one. But a very touching story, nonetheless.
Habu Goodo Weekendo Mai Frends :p
2004-10-22, 06:04 PM
Admittedly my friend is still in his prime at 24 so he's got the jam to spare. He's also a stunning hunk of man (hope he's not on this forum). I guess what I wanted to say is that with all those tempting tight-skirted OLs wherever one turns, the only way a guy can stay faithful to his woman is to beat the meat. Beat the meat or cheat. Cheating is more dignified, I say. I mean I wouldn't mind if you busted in on me while I was making monkey love with anything female but getting busted during the self-stroke wouldn't be pleasurable.
2004-10-22, 06:15 PM
I am starting to see your point. I am in desperate, desperate need of a DRINK. NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!