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  • Hate my family, coming to Japan~

    How embarrassing will it be to drag my luggage down the busy street while trying to find my way to some apartment that I have no clue where to find...it? I'm going to get so lost, I can't even wait!

    This is my first post and I look forward to spending more time on this forum until I leave next week and then if I ever find my way around Japon hopefully I'll find somewhere to plug into the net and come back for some more fun!
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    It's going to be mildly embarrassing, since people will deduce from the suitcase that you just landed here from Mars.

    If people stop and try to help you, try out these phrases;

    "chinpoga kaikai" - Where is the restroom?
    "henna byouki nacchattane, dou suru?" - Where is the hospital?
    "otousanha inu, okaasanha saru, oreha hentai sukebe." - I hate my parents
    "tamatteruyo, daredemoni nyouibouwo iretai" - Where is the zoo?

    Good luck!

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    • #3
      I think I might just wander around all day without any idea where I'm going (against my will.) I'll try all those phrases out but more than likely all that will come out of my mouth with be something like ...derrrrrrrrrrr

      Anyway, I'm pretty excited to get away from this place I call home. If anyone is interested, I'm trying to make a bunch of short movies to keep myself busy. My luggage is going to consist mainly of my video/audio equipment and maybe a few days worth of clothes.

      Let me know old mens and womens,

      TOODLES

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      • #4
        Hey gopher don't listen to Morning Star.....Morning Star you hittin't the booze again - geez man I told you not to drink so early in the morning.....:-) :-)

        Anyway what is the PURPOSE of this thread? Someone please enlighten me.

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        • #5
          It's kind of an introduction/look out/help me/what the hell am I thinking kind of thread...

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          • #6
            Well if you don't know what you're thinking how the hell would other GP'ers know what you'r ethinking???........although I'm sure you'll get lots of replies from soup (see your other post about soup) to nuts......:-)

            Anyway good luck in whatever you decide to do.
            R.

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            • #7
              Soup2Nuts? We talking Home Movies here or am I just reaching?

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              • #8
                ??

                are you off your tits?

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                • #9
                  I wish that was even possible! How big of a failure will I be in comparison to others you may or may not have encountered?

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by richard
                    Hey gopher don't listen to Morning Star.....Morning Star you hittin't the booze again - geez man I told you not to drink so early in the morning.....:-) :-)
                    Not the booze, my friend. There was an historic meeting between two of your favorite posters on here and the result is that one of them is richer and the other is perpetually levitating 6 inches off of the ground, offering excellent advice to all who seek it.

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                    • #11
                      Is this at all normal? About a week ago I was more excited and ready than ever to go to Japan. Now I sit here 12 hours from getting on a plane and feel like I'm outrageously unprepared and setting myself up for total disaster. I'm probably just an emotional, slutty gouulacsh...but what's THE DEALIO WITH MILIO?

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                      • #12
                        Write down those phrases I taught you and memorize them on the plane.
                        Remember that people here say "Goh-jirra," instead of "Godzilla."
                        If you want legal, edible viagra order "hormone" at the yakiniku shop.
                        As long as you've got a camera, go for the upskirts shots whenever possible.
                        Hang out in Harajuku and you might get a glimpse of Gwen Stephani.
                        Go to 2-choume in Shinjuku for the ultimate in earthly delights.

                        Remember, you are in Japan to entertain the Japanese. Never forget that.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Morning Star
                          Write down those phrases I taught you and memorize them on the plane.
                          Remember that people here say "Goh-jirra," instead of "Godzilla."
                          If you want legal, edible viagra order "hormone" at the yakiniku shop.
                          As long as you've got a camera, go for the upskirts shots whenever possible.
                          Hang out in Harajuku and you might get a glimpse of Gwen Stephani.
                          Go to 2-choume in Shinjuku for the ultimate in earthly delights.

                          Remember, you are in Japan to entertain the Japanese. Never forget that.
                          BUH BUH bUH BUH

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                          • #14
                            ______u?

                            Gopherwarz are you ok? I'm worried about you man.

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                            • #15
                              Yea I made it. Still alive. Coming to Japan without knowing anyone and not having any idea what you're doing is not a good idea though let me tell you. I hope not too many people had first night experiences like I did, although maybe everyone does and that's just a part of coming to Japan? But after the first week or so it got to be pretty fun! I've only been here about 11 days though!

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