alright, how the hell does one eat a friggin avocado? i mean, i bought one, it sat in my fridge for a week or two and turned all hard like a rock. so i decided to try and eat it. much to my dismay the seed (or whatever's in the center) is, in fact, the whole avocado! so trying to drive it out with my cheap little knife i ended up butchering my prized fruit (vegetable?) and had nothing left to eat. i also cut my finger wide open during the process and ended up pitching the entire operation. now i'm avocado-less. and that damn thing was damn expensive, too.