A fairly regular visitor to our little cyber-world here has recently disclosed that he has had sex with 1,000 women. Now, even applying the ages old formula first devised by the Israelite mathematician Bendem Overnramitin:

"Men will exaggerate their conquests, women will under-report; therefore, to arrive at an accurate figure, one must, in the case of men, divide by two and take the square root. In the case of women, well, any slut that has slept with anyone but myself is already defiled, so forget her."

Even given the resulting reduction in numbers upon application of this so-called Stuffitin Theorem, that leaves a certain young man, whose handle itself implies moral dissolution, with a hell of a lot of ruined futons (even assuming that not all were gushers, despite the notable Native Tendency towards that strange and exotic custom).

The question of the day is, where are such proudly proclaiming prodigiously promiscuous prodrockers meeting this bountiful bevy of fleshy folds?

What I want to know is, where is everyone meeting their units of significant interpersonal and physical interaction? Details and contact information for any particularly memorable ones is most welcome.

Post Edited (08-20-04 22:03)

"Men will exaggerate their conquests, women will under-report; therefore, to arrive at an accurate figure, one must, in the case of men, divide by two and take the square root. In the case of women, well, any slut that has slept with anyone but myself is already defiled, so forget her."

Even given the resulting reduction in numbers upon application of this so-called Stuffitin Theorem, that leaves a certain young man, whose handle itself implies moral dissolution, with a hell of a lot of ruined futons (even assuming that not all were gushers, despite the notable Native Tendency towards that strange and exotic custom).

The question of the day is, where are such proudly proclaiming prodigiously promiscuous prodrockers meeting this bountiful bevy of fleshy folds?

What I want to know is, where is everyone meeting their units of significant interpersonal and physical interaction? Details and contact information for any particularly memorable ones is most welcome.

Post Edited (08-20-04 22:03)

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