Filipino women have the big fat Spanish ___ you are talking about....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KptGvZU2vKc

At least you're not a footpath.

It's easier for her to click the 'seeking casual relationship' box than to put it on her forehead every morning when she's doing her make-up.
She does need to, no.

A i chi chi chi chi...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5q4gRfMKs4

I always get the 1 year plan and I only noticed today that they don't offer it up first as they make more money selling the other options. It's only offered after you try and get the six month plan....

Just checked...pick the 6 month plan and then it offers a further 6 months offer of 70% off. Works out at $8.25 a month which gives you plenty of time to play it slow and cool and not look so...

Tell her the truth.
You're gay.

It's only about $8 a month if you pay for a year.

Had this stunner on japanichiban ...she contacted me and was also a paying customer which is rare for the girls. Normally the guys pay the girls wait. She though had a shopping list and she liked my...

Volunteer to be the Ambassador to Japan for no salary and teach privates on the side or become a pilot.

This one has been a gold mine for me. http://japanichiban.com/personals/ I keep recommending it because it gets better every month with more people joining all the time.

Green houses are made of plastic and galvanized steel, zincalume or aluminium frames.

Surely you can set your iPhone to play your AKB48 favorites instead...

He would have kept fusing... (Binary fission results in the formation of two bacterial cells that are genetically identical.)

In the movie the fly...why didn't he become part bacteria???

aren't you scared of getting blood on the new suit?

And those who see no light were being born at night...

At ease nickstarlight.

breach of bail

They can't focus the lenses on the big protruding nose without sending the background blurry.

you should say

hontonimoshiwakegozaimasendeshita in this case.

本当に申し訳ございませんでした!

I didn't know Lance had been incarcerated.

2000 yen an hour of lesson time is the equivalent of about 600 yen an hour after you take into account...getting to the lesson and leaving it...preparation etc... 4000 yen minimum.

lots of dust blowing off the Japanese paddocks and rice paddies as well...