Have a great weekend SG....see ya on the other side!
Fred

I've been waiting until 2 to open my first.
10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1....
Be back dreally runk in a few hours lads.
Fred

Nice to hear someone else shares my pain.... :P
Fred

I travel a lot and pretty much any other airport in the world is worse than Narita.
Fred

Maybe I am just old and grumpy <disgruntled?>, but after 18 years here, almost nothing pisses me off more than this.
Fred

I am sure it is on here (Thanks TJR)....but just in case:

Superman flew over to Wonder Woman's apartment to see if she was free. As he landed on her balcony, he saw Wonder Woman naked on the bed...

Not bad, but the one where superman gets boned by the invisible man (or something like that) is funnier...
Fred

You forgot "kissing after a BJ and/or bum sex".
Fred

People usually walk around with 10-15万円 over here....no worries if you are careful.
Fred

Pooface.
Fred

I was pleasantly surprised how many girls wanted to try it - none of them winning any beauty pageants anytime soon btw....
Fred

mixi.
Fred

Nothing a small jar of peanut butter won't help with.....(I read this one in Hustler years ago) :)
Fred

Care to finish these thoughts gents?
Fred

I made pickles the other day....
Bad business modelかも...but I think I am going to have to pay someone to eat them.
Fred

No response to my second comment? :P
Fred

What else is he going to say? (duh)
Fred

It wasn't her best flick, but it'll give a dead man wood.
Yes, it was just a screen name....now, you will always associate it with that last film.
Fred
PS One's lack of attention (spelling,...

FYI....(as if you didn't already know):
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milk_Ichigo
Fred
PS for an added bonus, read the English title of her last flick.
PPS your grasp of the English language is...

I had a nice grunt (my Dad's other word for "BM") this morning.
Fred
PS I should clarify that "BM" means "Bowel Movement".

That's a lot....and I am usually dressed like a slob and in a pissy (disgruntled?) mood :P
Fred

Once in 18 years/100+ overseas trips......
Fred

Copious amounts of beer.
Fred

I switch between this "friend" Noriko I used to date and the cute girl that just quit AKB48.
Fred

"her" plural?
Fred