Buwahaha! We will annex your country, make you citizens of the Japanese Empire, force you to come to the home islands, and even let you marry "pure Japanese" people. Then, after we lose the war,...

Can guess what will happen if the pool plan goes through. Drunken party goers toss several tons of okonomiyaki into the pool. The huge congealed mass claimed by China as its territory and sends...

Read that in today's paper as well. I'm sure families and bikini clad lovelies will want to swim in a "pool" with drunken old men, perverts, and tourists looking down on them.

All depends on the police and the person. A former co-worker was stopped almost every week and asked to show his ID and proof that the bicycle was his. The guy always dressed in a nice suit and...

Thanks. That be it. (Sorry for double post. Site went wonky.)

Thanks. That be it.

If the countries he blames next get angry at him, he can always shift the blame to their poor reading/comprehension skills.

If he had any sense at all, he'd just avoid the cameras, keep his...

Think it's Taiwan. Not long ago some moron Diet member brought up her nationality while debating something in the Diet. Seemed to imply that her loyalties were elsewhere. Most angry was she.

In this morning's paper Der Hashimoto has now said that Seoul's troops abused women during the Vietnam War. Also, Osaka's sister city (San Francisco) mayor, Edwin Lee, may not meet with Der...

The fund was seen by the former comfort women as an attempt to sweep the topic under the carpet with a bribe. "We're sorry for what happened to you, but nothing to do with us."

As for not...

Well.... Abe does want to make the emperor head of the state rather than a symbol of the people. Also not overly keen on the wussy constitution that won't let Japan run wild. Bet him and all the...

He's like some evil Disney robot, but with a continuous memory tape set on a one day loop with auto erase.

I don't think it's necessary, but I think it's necessary? Sounds like the ditz at the embassy cashier window. If the guy had any sense he'd just resign and go into hiding for a while until the...

"Buy me that designer bag or I'm telling Mom."

That sounds like a good reason. Der Hashimoto will most likely be back on the TV pontificate circuit soon, and don't think anyone wants to be on his bad side while sharing a stage.

Whatever you do, don't let them get you onto the "Push one for...." thingy. Needed to speak to a live person because none of the choices had anything to do with my problem. The so called live...

Everyone knows they weren't forced but willing gave themselves to become the Sex Kittens of the Benevolent Empire. Der Hashimoto really needs to fall into an open manhole or something.

Never did like him. Remember he and his gang went to a newspaper office and roughed up/threatened a reported because of something he didn't like. Now like an over the hill Jerry Lewis that doesn't...

That sounds like some of the old NOVA TV commercials.

Hated and despised that show. As you said, it tried to pass itself off as a forum of international debate, but was just another jumping up and down scream fest. Can anybody take such a program...

Ditto. Usually along the lines of "Shut up. I don't need you to tell me to do what I've already done." Damn annoying.

P.S. My first talking machine was made by the Edison Company.

Der Hashimoto keeps getting better. First he comes out (for no reason at all) with a statement that he knows will cause everyone to go nuts. Next, he tries to blame it all on the American military...

Although I do not have any interest in male feet, I do enjoy the sandals in summer. Considering the evil odors my feet can produced when confined, fresh air does them much good. Hairy legs...bleh.

Nah. Blinkhara wouldn't look good with a toothbrush mustache and Der Hashimoto doesn't blink with his entire face. Does he even blink?

That would be great. If he can't be turned away he should at least be strip searched for any right wing/terrorist tattoos. Idiot shot his mouth off and now digging himself deeper with each...