Ewww.... Eyeball licking bad!

Is that why some many young J-chicks are walking around like pirates with eye patches on?

I thought it was due to their inability to correctly wear eye make-up?
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While I believe the only library-related possession you have is an expired card from your childhood, I'll be so generous as to throw the proverbial bone...

Oxford, Cambridge & Pearson Longman are...

Do you have some sort of personal grudge against professional women?

Pay attention, Potters!
It's obvious that lustig traces his roots back to some third world sweat shop. He proudly wants to show his proletariat upbringing in this day and age of materialism.
Fight...

The most popular housing on the mean streets of Osaka seems to be of the cardboard variety right now, but if that doesn't float your boat...

Check out the search engine that whynotjapan. com has...

Word! Do your stud-ents have your back?

Ahhh, sounds like Charisma Man had a rare off-Friday night...

That's too bad about your girlfriend.

So, uh, is the preschool looking for another English teacher..?

Whoever said there's no such thing as a stupid question obviously never met iiyadane..

I fail to understand your Interenthusiasm.

That said, welcome to the Pot!

Nope. You just walk out of the post office with a carbon-copy receipt of the money transfer.

However, should any problems arise with the international postal money order not going to your...

New regulations, but same old hanko, I'm sure...

And whenever I send money abroad from the post office, I always write "Birthday Present" in the blank for simplicity safe. Never been called on...

You need a 4-year university degree to work for AEON... anything less and game over (before it even started)...

Btw, was your brother drinking moonshine when he totaled the car?

I was there, and it was the sickest minute of my life. I might be suffering some kind of post-trauma....

We were all chatting in the lobby after the final lesson, and your stud-ent said, "Get...

Are you from the Phillipines and desperately in need of money? If not, run...away...quickly...

OP, I could care less about your postage problems, but as for this d&mn hayfever problem,

I'm constantly Vulcan mind-melding myself not to scratch my eyes because if I do, I'll rip my eyes right...

I say not! The price of Philippine bananas is too high here in Japan.

If you were to go home and pick some bananas, you could earn money for yourself...

Good luck with that!

Just don't get caught looking up the short skirts of private students...!

I can cal out any fresh off the boat GAIJIN for the dumb-____ he is, w/o worrying if he is packing heat...

Go 5000yen/hr and undercut all the big boys....

How else do you explain NOVA imploding and again exploding in Kansai....>

Simply put, a hard-working American did them in the old-fashinoned...

Can I get a, "Hell, yeah!" from any Disney freak in Chiba..!

Don't be an accessory to the crime..!

Isn't private Engrish teaching in Japan illegal nowadays?

The Japanese are just following the law...

That's sick! Literally!

You don't recycle condoms, too????

That's awesome. Troll gets trolled badly...on both sides!

If lustig himself got hit by a meteor, would anybody care?