I'm more inclined to recommend you say 'fark him' on this occasion. The customer is always right in most cases, but in Eikaiwa, what part of 'English conversation' don't they understand? An exchange...

Well you know, I'll buy it frorm ya Burlz.

Mates rates and all.

It's up to the individual if they wish to present it as ID and the banks are happy to accept it as a suitable form of ID, but the point is banks can't demand it as mandatory ID for new accounts.

I think the mate you asked Burlz might've been pulling your tit.


but here it is, only available in some districts. I'm wondering if the Gaijin hating Tokyo Governer has allowed it Tokyo. I'll...

I was going to suggest applying online with ebank.
They only needed one form of ID. It was painless.
Did you know banks CAN'T demand alien registration as ID? It's against the law.

There was an ongoing classified ad in Metropolis in the sports section about a Gaijin league around the Tama area in Tokyo. Might want to try and find that.
Also most elementary school have PTA...

I doubt the US would dare try to upsize thier servings for a while after the 'supersize me' fiasco a couple of years ago.
I could never see the problem here. Fat people shouldn't ask for supersize...

The laws surrounding Alien registration cards and your rights can be found here. http://www.debito.org/whattodoif.html#gaijincard

I prefer to play dumb and pretend not to know what is being asked...

Ha!

I chucked mine out into heavy traffic on route 16 a few years ago. I have no idea where my wife's is. That may have gone south the day all the wedding photos were ripped up.

Happy happy joy...

Not much to add - only that you need a camp resident to sign you in and out by 1am on the weekend.
We were at Camp Zama on Saturday night. A great band followed by line dancing where young Pigpen...

I suggest you try heading to a large university. Take your pick. Try one that speacializes in your field of interest. You may have to ask for a referal note from any public library in the vicinity to...

Yep, Okki you really a ____!

If you want reperation, grab a shovel and dig up the bones of the people that did your people wrong and ask THEM for a handout.

I can hardly wait untill the prick comes down the hill to my gaff. I'll do the same and get his other mirror.....Two gaijins on the same day/week will really set him off.


Fark em!

Air NZ

I've tried most carriers over the last 10 years that offer services to NZ.
Thai, Korean air, Singapore Airlines, and Qantas all offer good price and adequate service but all require stop...

Hey, Fei,

These all look strangely familiar.

Good to see you over here too.

Although he has spent a ton of his own money pushing for justice, countless extended trips etc, I don't think he'll use this money for himself.
I wouldn't be suprised if he set up some kind of...

Quote Lark
"Burly. I would have a beer with you! But not out in Hachioji. To freakin far! Although I have a few friends out that way. One is the manager of "the hub" in Hachioji. You go there?"
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Wouldn't that be the farking Australians?

There's been a good deal of constructive suggestions for getting out, trying new things or picking up telephones in a bid to beat the depression.
Sadly, all these take effort.

The effort needed...

Yokota no Yutaka no yukata, yokata ne!

My very own self styled tongue twister!

Wait a minute!

You mean, The Castle was a work of comical fiction???

I always thought it was a fly on the wall real life documentary of an average Australian family.

I reckon I could get 100km/hr easy out of a 50cc scooter from your house, Burly.

Probably not the nastiest but the one with the most satisfying comeback.

Out with a group of friends my ex decides to mimick sounds related to multiple orgasms, and then smartly asks me ' sound ...

That looks like something I'd buy my wife to drive for shopping trips.

Chevy's aren't what they used to be I guess.

Wrong wording on my behalf.

This should've read

'He got into a confrontation with some chimpira'.When I say 'he picked a fight' it was meant he didn't back off.


Mcalpine. I've tidied up my...