Petite, slim, cute young foreign girl.... It will be like shooting fish in a barrel:D

Contrary to what some people seem to think, Japanese men are really quite happy to talk to foreign women.......

I think they are assuming that any foreigner who turns up will be male.

I imagine he will be seen by the Neuropsychiatry department.

maybe they are the running legging things that are designed to be worn under running shorts in cold weather. On a hot guy that can look good:) Of course anything looks good on a hot guy - or rather...

Yep - it was the original Sakura House (with auxillary houses around the corner) I lived there for a few months when I first came to Japan for the first time.

I lived in one of the small...

I'm assuming you don't add salt.

It used to be a gaijin house - true story.

I agree :D

I had a very funny experience when my sister and her husband visited. He works in IT and of course is very tech savvy. When they went shopping in Akihabara I went along to translate....

Yeah... He's got some very good points:)

It does indeed:D
I'm really tired and have a deadline due tomorrow and am not near ready ( which of course is why I am procrastinating on GP :eek: )

Duly relaxing as requested :D

I brought a magazine with photos of naked men.

Just as well they don't check women for pornography at customs :o


I decorated the walls of my gaijin house apartment with the pages of the...

I'm sure the OP was not offended by EAs comment - because it was entirely relevant and appropriate in this context.

EA is not black and so hasn't actually been to the salon himself, but has a...

Are you legally obliged to carry a 外国人登録証明書 or a 在留カード at all times?
Then yeah mate - you're a gaijin.

Yeah the same for me. People always sit next to me on the train. I really wish they wouldn't sometimes. My progress through life in Japan is ridiculously smooth for the most part. I've never had a...

Yes! They are full of young catgirl cosplayers and gorgeous, hot, charming adonises (adonii?) ;)

Those rumours of hentai jiji and sukebe baba - completely false:p

And it's all your (collective) faults!!! :p

You corrupted my innocent onsen experience :(

Bad enough when the talk is about nipple sizes, but when you start talking about the muff fuji and...

Nope. Full of nasty pervy ugly old men they are ..... Or so I've been told.




Actually that explains why there are no youngish or even less than ancient women at mixed sex onsens, because...

Oh I know you were talking about men's bodies in this thread.

What I was talking about was all those myriad posts (and often threads) on the pot where you guys talk in rather graphic details about...

Though when you fvvckers here start talking about Japanese women's bodies - breasts, nipples, pubic hair etc - it can be very disconcerting going to the onsen :eek:

Before I came to Japan I always enjoyed a relaxing soak in the bath. Fill the bath, read a book and top up as the water got cold. There is a bit of a western stigma about lazing in the bath too long...

Am I the only one who finds the title of this thread really funny?:p

To be fair I was actually tag teaming with Iiamoko. But yes it did feel very good.
I'm feeling kind of dirty and unclean now:eek:

To cleanse my wicked soul I guess I must delete my signature and...

Wha ... Wha
It's a lie????!!!!

Actually according to information I just found on the internet it might actually be true:

"The proteins in sperm have a tightening effect on the skin. When...

And a big shiny gold star :p

So what kind of chocolates do you favor?