A Korean loser was hitting on my female friend the other day. She's fairly attractive; a much higher stock than he. Should've seen the chode smile as he forced "I'm Korean!" into conversation. Like...

Well certainly the Japanese brand name has a lot more cache than Korea, (just due to Japan's more impressive resume of influential gifts to the world). However, originally I was talking of the new...

... complain about with your fellow gaijin at the 'hub', and / or your new country's equivalent of gaijinpot?

How come Americans always dance evocatively at nightclubs? What do you think you're...

Your Alex Jonesist's above will tell you that this is already underway! And it's a threat! The global elites have been planning this since the beginning of last century, etc, etc!

But meh, I'm on...

In response to all your Alex Jonesism's:

"You cannot be serious!"

What I want to see is a world with no borders, except everything's run by robots!

It'd take a generation to build the robots, and there'd have to be a way of terminating them, in case they went...

Did you go to school in England during the 1800's?

You want to loan your girlfriend out to one of the creeps on gaijinpot?

You christians keep getting weirder and weirder.

MySpAcE!1!1

Make sure to deck out your sweet profile with falling snowflakes and LiNkIn PaRk turned up 2 da MAX!

Then you'll be swimming in babes.

Alex Jones's Clockwork Elves gonna press a button which activates all our brain-chips to kill one another?

Giant Rockefeller robot's gonna take a dump on the twin tower memorial site?

All the...

They ought to try. People here could do with some critical thinking. Might, I dunno, lead to some kind-of renaissance or something. All this time I been in Japan that's the last dying part of me...

Whatever helps you sleep at night.

Keep telling yourself America's on fire while Animeland rapes you in the ___.

You're welcome,
MK.

It's remarkable how a Japanese person from Holland can type with the same lack of enthusiasm and grammatical errors as someone from the native home land. Is it something in your DNA?

Y'all like...

Hi. I don't want to live with you, but I want to help you.

Here's a tip:

No one wants to live with a dullard english teacher named "Gaz". Fix the grammar, but more importantly, put some SPARK...

There's a basement in... Nishi-Ogikubo (I think it was?) with some kind-of sorcery going on. They make you meditate in the lotus position, then explain to you all about your chakra's, and how if you...

No homeless sexual allow! Japanese only!

Ugh. You lost the war, Japan. Recoup your sanity and move on. Stop trying to prove to the world you do things 'your' way.

That's what all this is: a big slap in the face to western culture. Don't...

Cut down on the tofu and soy-based products. They'll make you impotent. Which will make you sad. Which will make you fat.

Unless you want to go to a specific club or Tokyo hotspot, it's all exactly the same everywhere. Obaasans, Louis Voutton bags, izakaya's, Jeans Mates and Book-Offs from North to South, East to West,...

Dude. The amount of Japanese girls who will say 'let's hang out!' or 'what's your number?' only to have NOTHING HAPPEN is staggering. They want to bang you, but they won't. Reputations spoiled, etc....

You're a gaijin. In Japan. Be a peacock. Who cares if old, smelly english teachers get all in your face, calling you a 'charisma man'. If you're young, you can pull it off. Hell, even if you're old...

Should've fled to the woods. Then gutted some innocent ginger rookie cop in the guts with the spiked catapult you built out of logs. Then you'd be king of the meat heads.

Seriously though, I read...

*Dumps milk on kids head*

"MUSTACHIOED KEN ROOLZ!"

Poor guy. He wasn't happy. He pretended he was. But he wasn't. All he wanted was a warm body to loom over during the middle of the night, and you, like a typical hole, had to ruin that for him.

If they really wanted to make the most of the education system, they'd:

Follow the west when it comes to language. We can afford to lose a fckton of kanji. It isn't practical. It doesn't save...