A. I am 6"4 and 230 lbs. 5% body fat. I am an athlete. I am on the U.S. Kendo team.
Wanna have a friendly go, old chap? I'll be in Japan in 60 days. Should not be too hard to meet up.



B. Who says I am not working on both an app AND talking to you, my trollius friend.
C. Humility only goes so far. Keep it up, and I WILL find you and WE will have a friendly go. (Then beers on you afterward.)
D. Not all americans are idiots. Indeed, the vast majority are, quite frankly the spawn of a drunken man's ludicrous offal, but not all.
E. I like you, despite your lack of personality.
F I write children's books. Perhaps they are more your style? :P