I.T. has
never received it's proper dues.
Why? We are the Nijnas in the background;
kill ourselves to make magic happen.
Network hasn't been down in 6 months? Why, the upper management wonders why the hell they keep us around.
That's called being efficient and GOOD at your god-damned job.
We work 72 hour shifts to make sure payroll goes out on time. We forgo food, water, sex, time with our wives and families,
(did I mention sex?) to ensure daily life goes unhindered. For the small things, like the silly-assed desktop wallpaper of a 400 X 200 shot of of some ugly-asses' baby which MUST be preserved, to the CEO who likes to download and save the WHOLE GAWD-DAMED internet from a golfer's perspective; from viruses, to "why can't my computer crap the lord-jesus-christ-himself in chocolate form, to users who feel it is their profound duty to F.u.c.k. up six months worth of beta testing cross-department efforts because they felt the need to visit
http://www.helloilooklikeacouponforw...pleviruses.com AND install every happy, jumping fooking icon and smiley face that every existed. (gasp)
Then they have the nerve to complain why their virtual desktops (which they have no idea ARE virtual) can't download the Ilovevirtualjesus.exe
explain all you like. You will get the deer in the headlights all fooking day.
I mutter something about solar flares, and "quantum compliances" and they get it.
"Oh..some tech sh%t..."
"Yes Janiqua....by the time your artificial nails have dried, jesus will be with you via proxy.:
"Oh you so cool, mah sweet tech-no man!"
You gotta love users. They are the cream in our poison coffee.
God I need to go to Japan.
ask any Bunraku player in black.
That's us. bro.