Ever been "Gyaku-Nanpa'd"?

**Handoftheking** · 2012-01-22, 06:12 PM

I'm not talking about being approached in a bar or at a party, but literally on the street have a woman come up to you and start chatting? (and obviously it doesn't count if they're soliciting you to come in for a "masaji" or eat at the izakaya they work for).

I myself have not but have heard some stories. Mostly from guys (who have been known to lie or exaggerate about this kind of thing) but recently a Japanese woman in Osaka who I consider a fairly reliable source insisted that it happened to her ex boyfriend while she was with him on more than one occasion and seemed surprised that it hadn't happened to me.

So how about it? Any experiences?

**ozzijp** · 2012-01-22, 08:17 PM

Originally Posted by Handoftheking

Mostly from guys (who have been known to lie or exaggerate about this kind of thing)

I am not sure if I have told you (I tell pretty much everyone this story, so the possibility is rather high) but was not long ago, accosted in the local supermarket by a hot "youngish" J-babe. I immediately noted the irony of the location (meat section) and before I could think, and without haste I should add, she shuttled me over to the egg rack. You didn't need to be a farmer to understand the signals. Now we are just waiting for the results. Wish us luck!

**Trichophyton-in-my-pants** · 2012-01-22, 09:23 PM

Yes. But I'm awesome.

**ume** · 2012-01-22, 10:06 PM

yea sure, I do it all the time ..

If your a western girl, doing it to the J-host boys who are chasing after the poor J-girls who just want to be left alone is kind of a nice trick... taste of their own medicine and all that.

BUT seriously, speaking to someone is NOT gyaku-nan. I understood that that is being friendly, but gyaku nan is chatting up with the intention of sex. Pretty soon after.

**Handoftheking** · 2012-01-22, 10:21 PM

Originally Posted by ume

yea sure, I do it all the time ..

If your a western girl, doing it to the J-host boys who are chasing after the poor J-girls who just want to be left alone is kind of a nice trick... taste of their own medicine and all that.

BUT seriously, speaking to someone is NOT gyaku-nan. I understood that that is being friendly, but gyaku nan is chatting up with the intention of sex. Pretty soon after.

Point taken, my original wording was poor. I mean getting "picked up" by women on the street (or in the super market or whatever)

**ume** · 2012-01-22, 10:37 PM

Originally Posted by Handoftheking

Point taken, my original wording was poor. I mean getting "picked up" by women on the street (or in the super market or whatever)

I wasn't bashing your wording dude... good on anyone for getting laid. And especially good on the japanese chicks for having the guts to do it. I hope it continues.

but I'm just saying ... If I had 100 yen for every woman, man, child, and obachaan (Especially the latter) who spoke to me in the supermarket ... i would be well into the ichi-mans by now.

**Call_It_Like_Eye_See_It** · 2012-01-22, 10:55 PM

Originally Posted by Trichophyton-in-my-pants

Yes. But I'm awesome.

No. And I even hold up a sign that says, "Free Hugs!"

<D@mn!>

**SometimesJustMe** · 2012-01-23, 10:11 AM

Gyaku-nan no.
Gyaku-chikan'ed yes.

**Effected After** · 2012-01-23, 12:04 PM

I've been approached on the street, which I turned into a meeting later on... not sure what their original intention was though, so it's hard to say of it really was a gkayku-nan. That said, the people who are best at it will do it subtly.

**paradoxbox** · 2012-01-23, 07:56 PM

i've been gyakunan'ed in izakaya before, and felt up by chijo's as well on the train

gyakunan is nothing special if you're fashionable and decent looking

the more flashy your clothes and hair are the more likely you are to be gyakunan'd

unfortunately most girls who gyakunan are either older (30+) or ugly. but once in a while you get the young and outgoing hot chicks who are just looking for fun.

**Ken44** · 2012-01-23, 08:15 PM

Originally Posted by Handoftheking

..literally on the street have a woman come up to you and start chatting?

Yep. Now it may look glamour like when you see me, you dig, snake skin down to the floor, patent shoes to match, but it ain't easy, you gonna have to work some to get to this status baby, see you at the top.

**Wonky** · 2012-01-23, 08:17 PM

Once a 70-year-old woman grabbed my @$$ in an elevator. Does that count?

**iago** · 2012-01-23, 09:08 PM

Originally Posted by Wonky

Once a 70-year-old woman grabbed my @$$ in an elevator. Does that count?

Ha, ha! Reminds me... A few years ago, I was staying in the Hotel Okura in Tokyo on business. I got back to the hotel relatively late at night, after some late working followed by dinner with co-workers. AS I headed for the escalator to the underground passageway to the other building, this old (60 if a day, slightly hunched, straggly grey hair) Japanese woman was ascending. She looked at me and said, "Don't you want to take me to your room?"

I politely declined and continued on my way...

**cucashopboy** · 2012-01-23, 10:35 PM

A sort of gentle chijo experience - twice when I've been on busy commuter trains, a woman stood close to me has taken hold of my hand and not let go until reaching the terminus, then got off the train without looking at me. One was a hot girl in her 20s, the other was an attractive woman about my age (late 30s). They didn't start stroking the hand or try to be seductive, they just held it while looking straight ahead as commuters do. Now what's that all about?

**Call_It_Like_Eye_See_It** · 2012-01-23, 10:45 PM

Originally Posted by cucashopboy

A sort of gentle chijo experience - twice when I've been on busy commuter trains, a woman stood close to me has taken hold of my hand and not let go until reaching the terminus, then got off the train without looking at me. One was a hot girl in her 20s, the other was an attractive woman about my age (late 30s). They didn't start stroking the hand or try to be seductive, they just held it while looking straight ahead as commuters do. Now what's that all about?

Dunno. Obviously, their gaydar wasn't working...

(Not that there's anything wrong with that - being gay, I mean...)

**Wonky** · 2012-01-23, 11:28 PM

Originally Posted by iago

Ha, ha! Reminds me... A few years ago, I was staying in the Hotel Okura in Tokyo on business. I got back to the hotel relatively late at night, after some late working followed by dinner with co-workers. AS I headed for the escalator to the underground passageway to the other building, this old (60 if a day, slightly hunched, straggly grey hair) Japanese woman was ascending. She looked at me and said, "Don't you want to take me to your room?"

I politely declined and continued on my way...

This happened at my local city hall extension building...I think she was there for the seniors cards game or something. At first I thought something random was just brushing against me, then she said, "Suteki desu ne?"

**-XoX-** · 2012-01-24, 08:20 PM

Girls randomly coming up to me and start talking?
All the time.

They're just interested in the free English lesson/being friendly to the weird looking person/whatever. Not nampa.

**Hellzingki** · 2012-01-25, 01:31 AM

Yep, by some japanese dudes of which one was really persistant even after I told him off, few gaijins and one j-gal. (I'm a female.)

**spacetiger** · 2012-01-25, 05:07 AM

Originally Posted by Handoftheking

I'm not talking about being approached in a bar or at a party, but literally on the street have a woman come up to you and start chatting? (and obviously it doesn't count if they're soliciting you to come in for a "masaji" or eat at the izakaya they work for).

I myself have not but have heard some stories. Mostly from guys (who have been known to lie or exaggerate about this kind of thing) but recently a Japanese woman in Osaka who I consider a fairly reliable source insisted that it happened to her ex boyfriend while she was with him on more than one occasion and seemed surprised that it hadn't happened to me.

So how about it? Any experiences?

Yes. Last time I was in Japan, outside an Osho after lunch. I'd gotten a warning ticket on my bike & a young lady who had parked her bike near mine saw me looking at it & came up offered to read it for me. She glanced at it, said it wasn't important then ripped it off & dropped it in my handlebar basket before proceeding to launch into an English conversation while playing with her hair. I think she was after a free lesson, but aren't they all?

**elkarlo** · 2012-01-26, 05:52 PM

i'm pretty shy with girls, so I have ONLY been gyuaku nanpaed. Got a massage, and afterwards, the girl followed me out into the hall, and told me how muscular I was. Of course, I figured it was some sort of trap, said thanks and what not, and rolled out like a moron.

**Trichophyton-in-my-pants** · 2012-01-26, 05:58 PM

Originally Posted by elkarlo

i'm pretty shy with girls, so I have ONLY been gyuaku nanpaed. Got a massage, and afterwards, the girl followed me out into the hall, and told me how muscular I was. Of course, I figured it was some sort of trap, said thanks and what not, and rolled out like a moron.

This has to be the saddest story in a while.

**elkarlo** · 2012-01-26, 07:24 PM

Originally Posted by Trichophyton-in-my-pants

This has to be the saddest story in a while.

I know, right? It's what I do. Well not anymore, on account of me being married. But yeah, F$%&ed up a lot of chances that fell right into my lap, and I had no idea.

**Call_It_Like_Eye_See_It** · 2012-01-26, 10:07 PM

FYI, if any J-chick says to you, "The weather seems nice." that means she just got off her period and is looking for a little love down there...

LD2 · 2012-01-26, 10:14 PM

Originally Posted by Call_It_Like_Eye_See_It

FYI, if any J-chick says to you, "The weather seems nice." that means she just got off her period and is looking for a little love down there...

Airing it out a bit?

displaced_gaijin · 2012-02-15, 10:05 AM

Only twice overtly outside clubs have women approached me. One was after work with a coworker when I was walking her home, and I was pretty sure it was just the booze talking so I didn't try anything. The other was near the station where I live late at night, some girl kept telling me how cool I looked and asking me things in broken English. She looked about 17 so no way I was going to touch that. I'm sure it happens more than people would imagine, but I'm just an average looking 185cm white man in Tokyo. I think the model looking guys probably have better luck.

I don't really try nanpa that often, so I wouldn't know.

LD2 · 2012-02-18, 08:22 AM

Originally Posted by 1standarduser

In the country side of Saitama, at my station, there was a highschool/middleschool group of girls that would always ask me to make them a baby in a love hotel.... probably friends with the 2 middleschool chicks at my school that asked me the same chit.

I'd have to immediately beat off in a bathroom at the thought of having sex with multiple under aged girls.
Once my man juice was gone, I realized how bad of an idea even thinking about it was.

No joke.

Another side story here:
Basically every person looking for 'English Lessons' is looking for sex in my experience.
So, to those above saying it's not nanpa, I think you just didn't go far enough down the rabbit hole.

You are one sick fu<k masturbating to the idea of having sex with and impregnating multiple underage Japanese girls.

**ThaHamburgler** · 2012-02-18, 08:42 AM

speaking of which, anyone think of bukaked chuuseis in a love hotel with a certain wild weasel spraying uncontrollably hahaha

LD2 · 2012-02-18, 08:43 AM

Originally Posted by 1standarduser

Fair enough.

Glad you admit it.

LD2 · 2012-02-18, 08:47 AM

Originally Posted by ThaHamburgler

speaking of which, anyone think of bukaked chuuseis in a love hotel with a certain wild weasel spraying uncontrollably hahaha

Normally I might have, but woke up to reading a poster's (a father no less) admission to being sexually attracted to 13-15 year old girls. WTF!

LD2 · 2012-02-18, 09:00 AM

Originally Posted by 1standarduser

Correction, HS and JHS ages range from 13-18 year olds.
And, the way you stated it makes it seem as if I'm attracted to 13 year olds, which none of them were.

The correct way to state this would be:
"This person is attracted to a girl that is between 13 and 18 years old"

I guess you are right.

13-18, with 13 being inclusive.

**oxymoron** · 2012-02-18, 12:10 PM

Originally Posted by 1standarduser

Still needs a bit of correction
13 is possibly included in the age groups I am attracted to.
I should also add that the numbers don't necessarily start/stop at 13/18.

"Don't start at 13"? Where do the numbers start? 12? 10? 8? You should be fcuking neutered, assshole!

LD2 · 2012-02-18, 02:02 PM

Originally Posted by oxymoron

"Don't start at 13"? Where do the numbers start? 12? 10? 8? You should be fcuking neutered, assshole!

I wonder how he would feel if someone thought of his child in the manner he thinks of others. He was so protective of her when writing of the Fukushima disaster last year, but now he thinks "fu<k everyone else's daughter." Literally and figuratively.

I knew you was a piece of sh!t last year 1standard. Thanks for confirming it.

lennonix · 2012-02-23, 08:01 AM

Where does one go to get gyaku-nampa'd? My attitude is my japanese sucks so I will let the hot English speaking girls come to me.

Rarely is the question asked, what can hot bitches do for me?

**oxymoron** · 2012-02-23, 09:09 AM

[QUOTE=lennonix;1227310 Rarely is the question asked, what can hot bitches do for me?[/QUOTE]

Help to prevent you from getting RSI.

displaced_gaijin · 2012-02-23, 11:03 AM

A Japanese womans idea of trying nanpa on a guy is batting her eyelashes or asking how the weather is.

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