Nigerians have discovered Skype

[hml]

Okay, this one's new (for me anyway). Got a Skype request this morning from "General Martin Dempsey" *riiiiiiiight* Okay, wth. So just a short while ago, he logs in and we start chatting.

[3/8/12 8:50:21 AM] Me: Authorization granted to Gen.Martin Dempsey
[3/8/12 1:48:07 PM] Gen.Martin Dempsey: hello
[3/8/12 1:49:00 PM] Me: Good afternoon SIR!
[3/8/12 1:49:23 PM] Gen.Martin Dempsey: how are you doing
[3/8/12 1:49:32 PM] Me: Doing very well, SIR!
[3/8/12 1:49:53 PM] Gen.Martin Dempsey: nice to hear that
[3/8/12 1:50:00 PM] Gen.Martin Dempsey: Hello,

Please bear this unsolicited contact with me, I need your help to
take care of a very urgent personal matter on my behalf, and will
appreciate if you can give me an opportunity to discuss that with you.

I will just give my name as Gen.Martin Dempsey, and will for now say
that I am a staff of Canadian private security company stationed in
Syria, I will tell you more when I consider it safe to disclose my
identity and other information. You may be aware of the final
withdrawal of remaining US troops on the 18th April 2012, which has
prompted me to make this sudden contact.

The referenced matter will provide me and you an opportunity of having
access to about US$6.7 M in just a couple of days, with little or no
risks or any form of trouble/scandals either now or in future, as long
as we try to adhere to an already projected plan.

I will send necessary details when I receive your response with some
assurances that you will protect my identity and would be honest with
me.

Thank you in advance for your understanding.

Best Wishes,

Gen.Martin Dempsey
http://www.jcs.mil/biography.aspx?ID=135
[3/8/12 1:50:43 PM] Me: I am happy to help. Please call me with your camera turned on.
[3/8/12 1:51:39 PM] Gen.Martin Dempsey: i am presently in the Military Base at the moment
[3/8/12 1:51:44 PM] Me: I see
[3/8/12 1:51:56 PM] Gen.Martin Dempsey: i can not make use of the cam for now
[3/8/12 1:52:21 PM] Me: You can access my information here:
http://thekickback.com/rickroll/rickroll.php
[3/8/12 1:53:04 PM] Gen.Martin Dempsey: ok
[3/8/12 1:53:44 PM] Me: Let me know if you have any questions.
[3/8/12 1:54:32 PM] Gen.Martin Dempsey: are you the one singing the song
[3/8/12 1:54:42 PM] Me: Yes. Do you like it?
[3/8/12 1:55:58 PM] Gen.Martin Dempsey: is nice
[3/8/12 1:56:02 PM] Gen.Martin Dempsey: i like it
[3/8/12 1:56:07 PM] Me: Cool! Thanks!
[3/8/12 1:57:57 PM] Me: for your reference:
http://tinyurl.com/7sc5p6v
[3/8/12 1:59:43 PM] Gen.Martin Dempsey: barristergiwaosagielawchamber@consultant.com
[3/8/12 2:00:08 PM] Gen.Martin Dempsey: please do well in conatcting him
[3/8/12 2:00:23 PM] Gen.Martin Dempsey: regarding the fund
[3/8/12 2:00:26 PM] Gen.Martin Dempsey: ok
[3/8/12 2:00:39 PM] Me: what are you talking about?
[3/8/12 2:01:23 PM] Gen.Martin Dempsey: regarding the mail i sent to you
[3/8/12 2:01:53 PM] Me: I'm sorry, but I cannot discuss that with you.
[3/8/12 2:01:59 PM] Me: It's classified.
[3/8/12 2:02:50 PM] Gen.Martin Dempsey: pls help me to receive this fund and i will come over to your country
[3/8/12 2:03:02 PM] Gen.Martin Dempsey: i am still insyria
[3/8/12 2:03:16 PM] Me: I think you're insane, actually.

[BackDoor_Man]

That dude is not too bright, he claims to be in Syria with a Canadian security company(none in Syria, as Canada will tell you) and also claims that the Americans are getting ready to pull out-while, There are no American troops in Syria! The "General" needs to get his story straight.

[Deathblob]

Awesome! Love the rick roll.

[thefan]

This General?

Must be moonlighting

[hml]

This General?

Must be moonlighting

Yah. That's the one.

It was a lot funner fecking with this guy on Skype than via email. Rickrolling was the first thing that came to mind, but I wish I would have had some malicious site I could have sent him to.

[Genkii]

That dude is not too bright, he claims to be in Syria with a Canadian security company(none in Syria, as Canada will tell you) and also claims that the Americans are getting ready to pull out-while, There are no American troops in Syria! The "General" needs to get his story straight.

You would be surprised how many people fall for these scams.

Gives "there is a sucker born every 15 minutes" a new dimension

[Pinkerton]

I dig your style hml.

ever seen this site?

http://www.419eater.com/html/letters.htm