When will the scourge of thigh high stockings ever end?

**twelvedown** · 2012-03-12, 03:48 PM

It's just terrible isn't it?
Every year in Tokyo it seems like more and more young ladies take up this fashion.
I put them right up there with tiny denim shorts and miniskirts with things I hate to see.

Why can't they all wear sweatpants and fake gap hoodies like back home?

**Effected After** · 2012-03-12, 04:56 PM

If this thread isn't tongue and cheek, you and I have very, very opposite opinions.

**twelvedown** · 2012-03-12, 05:40 PM

Originally Posted by Effected After

If this thread isn't tongue and cheek, you and I have very, very opposite opinions.

What? You like that thigh high stocking look?! Even with short skirts? Even with very short skirts and a tight shirt? You are crazy.
I was sitting in a bar in Shibuya today watching about 30 girls walk by with those things on and I was so horrified I couldn't move for hours.

**purple** · 2012-03-12, 06:06 PM

I was appalled and disgusted on the train today. Some girl with pouting lips and long black hair insisted on wearing high-heeled thigh-length boots and then proceeded to slump down and fall asleep in the seat opposite me.

This offended me so much that I was dazed, missed my stop and went 3 stations too far. It was only after she finally got off that I was able to recover my sensibilities and go back home.

Some people are so inconsiderate.

**hml** · 2012-03-12, 06:11 PM

Originally Posted by twelvedown

What? You like that thigh high stocking look?! Even with short skirts? Even with very short skirts and a tight shirt? You are crazy.
I was sitting in a bar in Shibuya today watching about 30 girls walk by with those things on and I was so horrified I couldn't move for hours.

High stockings with short shorts? Great! High stockings with short skirts? Even better!!

**twelvedown** · 2012-03-12, 06:15 PM

Originally Posted by hml

High stockings with short shorts? Great! High stockings with short skirts? Even better!!

Even with VERY short skirts?! Even very short denim skirts (or shorts)? You people are animals! I was so disgusted that I made a solemn pledge never to return to Shibuya until tomorrow or later tonight.

**twelvedown** · 2012-03-12, 06:22 PM

Originally Posted by purple

I was appalled and disgusted on the train today. Some girl with pouting lips and long black hair insisted on wearing high-heeled thigh-length boots and then proceeded to slump down and fall asleep in the seat opposite me.

This offended me so much that I was dazed, missed my stop and went 3 stations too far. It was only after she finally got off that I was able to recover my sensibilities and go back home.

Some people are so inconsiderate.

That is really awful. I hope that you feel better now.
I am a psychiatrist and I would say the only thing to help you would be shock therapy.
It's gonna hurt but here it is.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkHlnWFnA0c

And before I get any heat keep this in mind... If you don't like AKB you are an anti Japanese culture racist and liable to hurled into gaol.
The last I heard the sentence was 25 to life in fuchu,

**purple** · 2012-03-12, 06:40 PM

Originally Posted by twelvedown

It's gonna hurt but here it is.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkHlnWFnA0c

It hurt so much I had to watch it twice. Awful, awful stuff.

Damn you, And thank you.

**hml** · 2012-03-12, 06:58 PM

Originally Posted by twelvedown

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkHlnWFnA0c

One can, with very little effort, imagine what that is on her face at 2:40.

Tell me that wasn't the intended effect.

**edin日本** · 2012-03-12, 07:37 PM

I'm all for short skirts, short shorts and thigh highs. Spandex is also acceptable....

**twelvedown** · 2012-03-12, 08:35 PM

Originally Posted by hml

One can, with very little effort, imagine what that is on her face at 2:40.

Tell me that wasn't the intended effect.

What? She's drinking some milk.

LD2 · 2012-03-12, 09:29 PM

Originally Posted by twelvedown

What? She's drinking some milk.

Yeah, some man milk.

I turned the volume down and watched a few times. That stuff is better'n porn.

**twelvedown** · 2012-03-12, 09:39 PM

Note the L.L Cool J sample at the start of this one. (before the shower scene) It's more than music...it's art.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature...v=SwXtaahxjls#!

**hml** · 2012-03-12, 09:52 PM

Originally Posted by LD2

Yeah, some man milk.

I'm lactating! I'm lactating!

Originally Posted by LD2

I turned the volume down and watched a few times.

Nah... Leave it up and play side by side with this:
http://www.amazon.co.jp/gp/product/B003TVB3E4/

Originally Posted by LD2

That stuff is better'n porn.

You mean it's *not*??

Originally Posted by twelvedown

Note the L.L Cool J sample at the start of this one. (before the shower scene) It's more than music...it's art.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature...v=SwXtaahxjls#!

Reminds me of an AXE commercial - except I'd actually prefer to be in this particular locker room.

LD2 · 2012-03-12, 10:05 PM

Originally Posted by twelvedown

Note the L.L Cool J sample at the start of this one. (before the shower scene) It's more than music...it's art.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature...v=SwXtaahxjls#!

I am not feeling that one. It is too sweet and innocent.

Originally Posted by hml

I'm lactating! I'm lactating!

Nah... Leave it up and play side by side with this:
http://www.amazon.co.jp/gp/product/B003TVB3E4/

You mean it's *not*??

Pretty damn close. It's not quite "X" so I'd have to give it a "R" rating. Maybe if the edited the side-clam back in at 3:32, then they would be moving up

**shonanfred** · 2012-03-12, 10:23 PM

Originally Posted by twelvedown

Even with VERY short skirts?! Even very short denim skirts (or shorts)? You people are animals! I was so disgusted that I made a solemn pledge never to return to Shibuya until tomorrow or later tonight.

If you think that is gross, then please don't come to Shonan this summer.
The bikinis were so tiny last year that I that I .... <I got nothing>
Fred

**twelvedown** · 2012-03-12, 10:28 PM

Originally Posted by shonanfred

If you think that is gross, then please don't come to Shonan this summer.
The bikinis were so tiny last year that I that I .... <I got nothing>
Fred

I will be making (possibly several) trips to your indecent beach to make a full inspection.

**Call_It_Like_Eye_See_It** · 2012-03-12, 11:08 PM

Originally Posted by shonanfred

If you think that is gross, then please don't come to Shonan this summer.
The bikinis were so tiny last year that I that I .... <I got nothing>
Fred

The bikinis were so tiny last year that I that I pulled an eye muscle trying to get a better look!

Ouch! That had to have hurt! Take it from me...

YokohamaTommy · 2012-03-13, 12:15 AM

Originally Posted by edin日本

I'm all for short skirts, short shorts and thigh highs. Spandex is also acceptable....

Normally not a fan of Jpop, but loved the song actually.
Thanks!

**twelvedown** · 2012-03-13, 12:38 AM

Originally Posted by YokohamaTommy

Normally not a fan of Jpop, but loved the song actually.
Thanks!

They are (gasp) KOREAN!!!! I will not hold that against them though.

I swear the the whole Jpop/Kpop/Cpop thing has done more good for interasian relations in the past 10 years than all the goddamn politicians put together.
Just wait til Jong Un gets an eyeful of this thread. North Korean problem. Over. (And they've got to have some hotties up there right?)
Wow! I can't wait for N.K pop!

**Seattlegirl** · 2012-03-13, 12:40 AM

Aw, guys are simple. We love that about you!

**twelvedown** · 2012-03-13, 12:47 AM

Originally Posted by Seattlegirl

Aw, guys are simple. We love that about you!

Are you in a girl band by any chance?

YokohamaTommy · 2012-03-13, 12:56 AM

Originally Posted by Seattlegirl

Aw, guys are simple. We love that about you!

Elegantly Simple.

**Seattlegirl** · 2012-03-13, 12:59 AM

Originally Posted by twelvedown

Are you in a girl band by any chance?

No, but if I was, I would wear thigh highs.

**edin日本** · 2012-03-13, 03:14 AM

Originally Posted by twelvedown

Note the L.L Cool J sample at the start of this one. (before the shower scene) It's more than music...it's art.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature...v=SwXtaahxjls#!

You evil dog you!

**edin日本** · 2012-03-13, 03:17 AM

Originally Posted by Seattlegirl

Aw, guys are simple. We love that about you!

Women tend to over complicate things so we have to compensate.

**edin日本** · 2012-03-13, 06:17 PM

Originally Posted by beenthatdonethere

Yeah, GaijinPot back to the level it is most comfortable at.

I finally understand it.

At the top you've got the banner ad for GP Personals ... which only ever features wide-eyed young girls.

Then you've got the banner ad for GP Jobs ...

Then now and again you get the banner ad for GP 'somewhere to live'

And down the bottom you've the forum full of "I cannot get laid messages" ... but folks don't see that first.

(* And you're not allow to upset the male Americans too much because it is bad for repeat business but you can insult lesser foreigners and women, e.g. Filipinos and Indonesians as much as you like).

Just chill and enjoy the scenery

**Call_It_Like_Eye_See_It** · 2012-03-13, 10:50 PM

Originally Posted by YokohamaTommy

Elegantly Simple.

I'm elegantly wasted right now...

**Hijinx** · 2012-03-13, 11:23 PM

there been done whatever, always the buzzkill.

**Andun** · 2012-03-14, 02:01 AM

Originally Posted by twelvedown

It's just terrible isn't it?

Yep. They give me a real hard time.

**Mr. Ludd** · 2012-03-14, 05:49 PM

Originally Posted by hml

High stockings with short shorts? Great! High stockings with short skirts? Even better!!

We dirty old men need our entertainment. Just polish up the bi-focals and enjoy the show.

**hml** · 2012-03-14, 06:11 PM

Originally Posted by Mr. Ludd

We dirty old men need our entertainment. Just polish up the bi-focals and enjoy the show.

I'm sure that bi-focals aren't the only thing being polished...

**Effected After** · 2012-03-15, 12:24 AM

Honest question: If you hate this country and everything about it so much, why do you still live here?

**Effected After** · 2012-03-15, 01:29 AM

For a guy who loves the country so much, you sure spend a lot of time whining about it. One would almost think you are trapped here...

**hml** · 2012-03-16, 11:59 AM

Originally Posted by thattherebeendone

What strikes me is how far the "school girl skirt" visual metaphor ... or kiddy sex as in the image above ... has reached into acceptability, given that sex with school girls is strictly illegal.

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaattt? illegal??

Whoops!

**GarrisonFord** · 2012-03-25, 07:34 PM

i just hate it cuz its deceiving... it has the same effect that bras do for the flat chested.

**edin日本** · 2012-03-25, 10:25 PM

Originally Posted by GarrisonFord

i just hate it cuz its deceiving... it has the same effect that bras do for the flat chested.

I take it you're not a fan of sunken chests.

**Andun** · 2012-03-25, 10:46 PM

Originally Posted by edin日本

I take it you're not a fan of sunken chests.

Only if there's treasure in them.

**kurogane** · 2012-03-27, 10:35 AM

This thread has restored my faith in the eternal idiocy of Gaijinpot.

I thank you all.

And I genuinely despise those short shorts, unless the wearer actually has a touch of latina in the trunk.

Mini mini miniskirts, on the other hand.....................ScHwiNGGGGGGggggggggggggg ggggggggg

**edin日本** · 2012-03-27, 07:07 PM

Originally Posted by kurogane

This thread has restored my faith in the eternal idiocy of Gaijinpot.

I thank you all.

And I genuinely despise those short shorts, unless the wearer actually has a touch of latina in the trunk.

Mini mini miniskirts, on the other hand.....................ScHwiNGGGGGGggggggggggggg ggggggggg

STOP DROOLING! You're scaring the wenches away.

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