It's a serious question.
Apparently there are significant numbers of people out there - especially in cyberspace and 2-channel etc. - who are maintaining that something bad will happen if I choose to stay in Tokyo this upcoming Tuesday March 20th. And, it's hard to figure out what exactly they are trying to tell me. So far, I have:
Some kind of earthquake.
Some kind of man-made earthquake made by the Jews (or maybe OK? - the Juice?!), Freemasons and sometimes the Koreans thrown in for good measure.
Something else terrible and unimaginable, but mostly an earthquake.
Freemasons, Joos (sounds like Dutch name) and Koreans.
March 20th was the date the Aum Shinrikyo cult released their multiple sarin bombs in 1995. Close enuff?
So, Crazy People! Tell me what's up and tell me more why I need to extend my long weekend vacation outside of Tokyo. The crazy chick at the office saw my "oh, damn! This is bullsh|t!" frown after she told me it was good I was staying out of town on the 20th, so she naturally clammed up.
Please~~~!
It's a matter of life or ...life.
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2012-03-15, 05:14 PM #1
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Dear Crazy People & Conspiracists: What is SUPPOSED to happen on March 20th?!
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2012-03-15, 05:50 PM #2
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Not a good sign that they wouldn’t tell you the whole story – and tried to hide what just about everyone knows – behind limp cover stories. Seems that you are not one of the chosen few – well, actually – not one of the chosen majority of those in the know. Good luck with that... you are truly going to need it.
Originally Posted by Sterling
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2012-03-15, 06:25 PM #3
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Move to Kansai....
But not anywhere near me, you pariah!Why do so many people exploit Facebook in such inane ways?
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2012-03-15, 06:54 PM #4Omniscient One
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Originally Posted by Sterling
You will be surrounded by throngs of people who do not know how to spend an entire 24 hours of free time if you say in Tokyo!... and thanks to you well_bicyclically, you helped me a lot.
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2012-03-15, 08:14 PM #5
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Just stay home on that day and by the way, DO NOT GET OUT OF BED !!!!!!!!
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2012-03-15, 10:09 PM #6YokohamaTommyGuest
Please forward this email to 10 people you know or your critical thinking abilities will rot and disappear.
oops.
Nevermind.
My condolences.
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2012-03-15, 10:15 PM #7
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Don't go about your normal routine--do the opposite. Wait! Do the opposite of the opposite of what you'd do. Wait, that's your normal routine. Dude, you're screwed.
I think it's true and that's good enough for me.
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2012-03-15, 10:42 PM #8YokohamaTommyGuest
That's what they expect you to do. Originally Posted by Hijinx
Therefore, instead of playing their little game,
I shall forego my usual daily routine and instead run naked in my Boba-Fett underpants through Shibuya station trilling like a deranged Parrot.
<Checks Schedule>
Did you say the 2Oth?
Damn...That IS my usual schedule..
Yep. Screwed!
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2012-03-15, 10:44 PM #9
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How can you run naked in underpants? Originally Posted by YokohamaTommy
I think it's true and that's good enough for me.
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2012-03-15, 10:45 PM #10
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I'm naked inside my underpants. Originally Posted by Hijinx
Of course, the underpants hide that fact.For I am nothing, if not critical.
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2012-03-15, 10:48 PM #11
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Hopefully, you have better taste in underwear. Something in the Chewie Baca line. Originally Posted by iago
I think it's true and that's good enough for me.
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2012-03-15, 10:50 PM #12YokohamaTommyGuest
Underpants = hat. Originally Posted by Hijinx
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2012-03-15, 10:53 PM #13
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Originally Posted by Hijinx
Have you been watching me?For I am nothing, if not critical.
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2012-03-15, 10:58 PM #14YokohamaTommyGuest
I've been meaning to speak to you about your drapes. Originally Posted by iago
-They are not x-ray proof.
Which reminds me.
you are a very good dancer.
P.s. You are out of Beer.
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2012-03-15, 11:04 PM #15
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Accurate on all counts. Very good. Originally Posted by YokohamaTommy
For I am nothing, if not critical.
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2012-03-15, 11:08 PM #16
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Originally Posted by YokohamaTommy
I think it's true and that's good enough for me.
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2012-03-15, 11:15 PM #17YokohamaTommyGuest
+10 Originally Posted by Hijinx
You'll note that I escaped. (The sacred Ryu of everlasting flab be praised.)
No thanks to KB who is in the upper right hand hiding taking photos instead of throwing me my clothes as his Eikaiwa contract stipulated.
AND WHY HAS NO ONE TOLD ME MY A$$ WAS SO BIG?!!!
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2012-03-16, 02:28 PM #18Sensei
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Very nice hat.
I am financially motivated to whore myself out.
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2012-03-17, 09:02 AM #19Fuzzy
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Originally Posted by Sterling
Just to be on the safe side, if you are going to be the catalyst or cause of disaster, terror, or the formation of the next insipid boy band, shouldn't you just leave? Why not go to Izu for the day? Would you want the misfortune of tens of millions on your conscience? Pls let me know, as I may need to evacuate 10-20 people there.I hate the NTA.
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2012-03-17, 09:27 AM #20Omniscient One
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March 20th is the day the long-awaited east exit at Hanshin Sannomiya station is open. This is a major station, but had only one exit, one escalator -- on ONE side of the platform... and only one (going up), no elevators....toilets on the east bound platform only..... a complete barrier filled mess! Soon, all will be heaven!!
... and thanks to you well_bicyclically, you helped me a lot.
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2012-03-17, 10:23 AM #21
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On 3/20 I will party in Tokyo all day and all night long ...
Whatever
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2012-03-17, 02:16 PM #22YokohamaTommyGuest
I thought you were preggers? Originally Posted by Kiboo
Your party days are over, girl.
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2012-03-17, 02:59 PM #23
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Tea party with her imaginary friends. Originally Posted by YokohamaTommy
I thought you were preggers?
Your party days are over, girl.
I think it's true and that's good enough for me.
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2012-03-17, 03:25 PM #24
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May I invite you? (have few beers in the fridge). Originally Posted by Hijinx
Whatever
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2012-03-17, 03:29 PM #25YokohamaTommyGuest
Those are your husbands'. Originally Posted by Kiboo
You can say that they are for everybody or guests,
but let's be honest:
Unspoken rule:
All the beers in the house belong to the husbands/BF's.
To be consumed (generally all at once)
at our leisure.
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2012-03-17, 04:41 PM #26
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Then never mind. If you had a few beers...then maybe. That English point can be a little hard to get--a few/a little versus few/little. Originally Posted by Kiboo
I think it's true and that's good enough for me.
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2012-03-17, 06:00 PM #27
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After a few beers you won`t notice ... LOL Originally Posted by Hijinx
Whatever
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2012-03-17, 06:28 PM #28
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Not unless the beers run out. Originally Posted by Kiboo
I think it's true and that's good enough for me.
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2012-03-17, 08:18 PM #29
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i'll come over and drink your beers... Originally Posted by Kiboo
Its hard to hear the story of a love affair between two straight men
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2012-03-18, 02:51 AM #30GenkiiGuest
March 20th will be the day you WISH you decided to follow jesus.
Jesus Christ Our Great God & Savior
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2012-03-18, 03:26 AM #31
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Don't nobody need to wish that - as everyone alive today is truly following jesus... not a one of us preceded that bloke. Originally Posted by Genkii
Tuesday be the day to visit the tombs of those that went before us and lay a flower or two, burn some sweet smellum, and bow in reverence. You might want to seek out that 'ol boy’s grave and whisper a word or two.
That is what I’ll be a doin’ – not jesus of course, but those I know – well knew.
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2012-03-18, 11:12 PM #32
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"Jesus is just a guy who cuts my lawn." Originally Posted by Genkii
Gemma Teller Morrow - Sons of AnarchyTiming has an awful lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.
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2012-03-19, 11:41 AM #33lennonixGuest
I would procreate with your personality. Originally Posted by well_bicyclically
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2012-03-24, 10:14 PM #34GenkiiGuest
So what exactly did happen on march 20th?
I know I didn't get laid....
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2012-03-25, 07:45 AM #35
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It rained, it snowed - it was cold, it was warm. The sun shown and was blocked by clouds, the wind blew and it was stilled. Birds sang, people died, and were born. Lovers kissed and fought - and everyone but you - got laid. In other words – it was a completely normal day… You should have stepped out... Originally Posted by Genkii
So what exactly did happen on march 20th?
I know I didn't get laid....
I rode that day – from Kamogawa to Choshi, along the Kujukuri and back, exploring new territory – leaving early and returning in the early afternoon. It was a glorious day and ride.
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