Why is married status so important?

[Ame.Otoko]

lol you really need to get a life!

You must be that type who sleeps naked with a rank pillow smells like beer, wakes up, and scratches his stubble after scratching his balls. Then pisses into the toilet into the toilet (standing, like a man). Then picks up the closest pair of blue jeans on the ground and heads out for Roppongi.

That's the life!

[edin日本]

You're 60+?

Sorry gramps, I don't like arguing with old people. It's like when I gave some slow driver the bird when driving once and looked over and it was some poor old guy hunched over his steering wheel. Man I felt pathetic.

Er, hope I didn't get your blood pressure up, or something.

Just a quick observation. An old geezer like myself or oxymoron, who is full possession of his faculties and skills is a dangerous foe. We might not beat you in a fair standup fight and that's why we bring a squad automatic weapon to a fist fight or drop a flower pot filled with thermite and magnesium powder on a short fuse at your feet. It's not just hitting the bullseyes at 2 meters, it's also about what you hit them with. Remember that if you ever run into a 87yr old Japanese ojisan using the 2 sword style at a kendo match. He's a sneaky SOB and he never loses.

[TJrandom]

I think its more a case of this only being an issue for those whos tip of pen15 is further away from the bowl when peeing. lol

...you obviously spent a lot of time worrying about this subject...which is erm ..a bit sad

Ive been spraying seats, walls, curtains, passers by for years with my pee and guess what? Nobody has died, lost a lim, child, wife or in anyway whatsover suffered because of it.

Don't worry about it at all - I have seen the evidence - up close, and it smells a bit, but is irrefutable. Test it for yourself...

[thefg]

Don't worry about it at all - I have seen the evidence - up close, and it smells a bit, but is irrefutable. Test it for yourself...

um no thank, Id rather pee on the walls than pee like a girl

[Ame.Otoko]

Not only are you a racist, gay jerk, you're also ageist . The ultimate loser. Do yourself and everyone who knows you a favour....jump!
BTW, I'm glad that you understand that you are pathetic. I agee, wholeheartedly.

Gramps, in English, we make a differentiation between 'I am pathetic' and 'I felt pathetic'. The former refers to a person stating his state of being as pathetic; the latter, that he felt that way at a particular point in time.

I thought those one-room schoolhouses were more effective than today's education...

sniffle...you're also ageist...sniffle

Cry me a river, gramps. Ageist? I actually respect old people, but WTF is this PC bullsh.it?

Keep waving your shriveled pri.ck in the air pretending there's no fine spray going off to the sides and calling me a homo, old man.

[Ame.Otoko]

um no thank, Id rather pee on the walls than pee like a girl

Alright. Well, I'm glad you didn't lose any children or 'lims'.

[thefg]

You must be that type who sleeps naked with a rank pillow smells like beer, wakes up, and scratches his stubble after scratching his balls. Then pisses into the toilet into the toilet (standing, like a man). Then picks up the closest pair of blue jeans on the ground and heads out for Roppongi.

That's the life!

You say that as if thats a bad thing.

[SometimesJustMe]

Unless you happen to have a bladder (other) infection (possibly caused by some personal sexual choices) urine is sterile, so get over yourself.

[edin日本]

Gramps, in English, we make a differentiation between 'I am pathetic' and 'I felt pathetic'. The former refers to a person stating his state of being as pathetic; the latter, that he felt that way at a particular point in time.

I thought those one-room schoolhouses were more effective than today's education...






Cry me a river, gramps. Ageist? I actually respect old people, but WTF is this PC bullsh.it?

Keep waving your shriveled pri.ck in the air pretending there's no fine spray going off to the sides and calling me a homo, old man.

Give it a rest! Go do some embroidery or something. Or, if you want to do something useful and the wind has died down by tomorrow you can come help me repair the veneer house. Let's see if we can't get some real work out of you....

[TJrandom]

um no thank, Id rather pee on the walls than pee like a girl

Assuming that you are indeed a man, I think you would have a hard time peeing like a girl. So go ahead - and spray the floor, walls, seat - and ask your girl, children, wife - to stand and sit in it. It doesn't bother me one way or the other.

[Effected After]

The only problem I have with sitting down to pee is that I'm a man.

[SometimesJustMe]

UFC fighter and "half" enjoying the fruits of his labor.

I'd say "bottoms up" but it might excite a certain poster here:

[TJrandom]

Unless you happen to have a bladder (other) infection (possibly caused by some personal sexual choices) urine is sterile, so get over yourself.

Ever smell old men - who can't fully control themselves?

I recall an old cowboy boot wearing man - who passed on, and his wife was giving away his considerable collection of boots. A wise recipient took a sniff to determine which pair he would take... I personally do not enjoy the smell of urine, so prefer that it all go down with the flush, and not be coating all adjacent surfaces.

[Ame.Otoko]

The only problem I have with sitting down to pee is that I'm a man.

Then as TJRandom proposes, you are OK with a fine spray of urine all over the floor, vanity mirror, etc. (and the layer of urine that builds up over time, as well as the smell). In the name of an odd idea of masculinity.

Fair enough.

[thefg]

So go ahead - and spray the floor, walls, seat - and ask your girl, children, wife - to stand and sit in it. It doesn't bother me one way or the other.

well clearly thats not true.

[oxymoron]

Then as TJRandom proposes, you are OK with a fine spray of urine all over the floor, vanity mirror, etc. (and the layer of urine that builds up over time, as well as the smell). In the name of an odd idea of masculinity.

Fair enough.

You have to admire this troll. He/she/it evokes plenty of responses.

[SometimesJustMe]

(and the layer of urine that builds up over time, as well as the smell)

So, you're a clean freak that rarely cleans? Interesting.

[thefg]

Ever smell old men - who can't fully control themselves?

you really shouldnt go around sniffing old men. jeez get a hobby or something.


whats this fascination with urine?

[TJrandom]

well clearly thats not true.

What is not true? That you don't have others who share the same facility? Or that you don't believe, but yet will not test - whether your wizz indeed escapes your intended target? I resisted - after all, I am the man.... but a single test using absorbent tracing paper gave proof.

I still do stand quite often - but that is now limited to outside, and of course purpose built men’s' urinals.

[thefg]

What is not true? .

its not true that you dont care. you clearly care a great deal - which is either a bit sad or great testament to a life devoid of real concerns.

[TJrandom]

you really shouldnt go around sniffing old men. jeez get a hobby or something.


whats this fascination with urine?

You don't need to sniff them - they come well advertised from some distance off, unless the wind is to your back. Sort of smell like run down nursing homes.

I have no fascination with urine - and would suggest that you seem to have one - willing to live in it instead of flushing it away. I prefer to put off my smelling of urine until I too am too old to control it, or even know it.

[oxymoron]

Sadly, I can't continue this riveting debate for an hour or two. Farm duties call.
Yes , this senile old fart has a successful business.
I have to go and p!ss on the fence posts (standing up). It keeps the foxes away from my chooks.

[TJrandom]

its not true that you dont care. you clearly care a great deal - which is either a bit sad or great testament to a life devoid of real concerns.

You can deny and twist it all you want - no smell on me...

I do live a charmed life btw - great wife, very decent finances, many friends and hobbies, newly built and remolded homes, free to accept evidence when it is both reasonable and easily tested, etc. One of those hobbies is occasionally contradicting blatant falsehoods right here on GP...

[thefg]

I have no fascination with urine - and would suggest that you seem to have one .

lol - yeah Im not the one holding the tracing paper up to look for pee spots....

Perhaps your in denial? You know there are places you can go where if you pay the girl a little bit extra...... if thats not your cup of pee

[Ame.Otoko]

You have to admire this troll. He/she/it evokes plenty of responses.

you really shouldnt go around sniffing old men. jeez get a hobby or something.


whats this fascination with urine?

its not true that you dont care. you clearly care a great deal - which is either a bit sad or great testament to a life devoid of real concerns.

The only problem I have with sitting down to pee is that I'm a man.

The question to ask, is why are you lot so defensive about it?

Women don't like it.

Pure hard fact, rather than some stupid idea of masculinity that only came into existence with the recent invention of the flush-toilet, states that your urine does not follow dome magical solid trajectory directly to the toilet bowl and does arrive on adjacent surfaces.

If you're so convinced it's 'manly' to do so, then be men and stop being defensive about it like little girls.

And don't cry like little girls when others find it nasty.

Alright, you big strong girly men?

[TJrandom]

...I have to go and p!ss on the fence posts (standing up). It keeps the foxes away from my chooks.

I do exactly the same - to keep the "kyon" (small goat-like deer from Taiwan) away from my veggie patch....

[thefg]

You can deny and twist it all you want - no smell on me...

I do live a charmed life btw - great wife, very decent finances, many friends and hobbies, newly built and remolded homes, free to accept evidence when it is both reasonable and easily tested, etc. One of those hobbies is occasionally contradicting blatant falsehoods right here on GP...

what deny? what falsehood? I never once argued that the pee isnt going everywhere. Im sure it is. My question is why is this such a big issue to you

I suspect my wife would think less of me if she caught me with tracing paper in the toilet checking for spray than she would if id just wizzed on the vanity

[Effected After]

Then as TJRandom proposes, you are OK with a fine spray of urine all over the floor, vanity mirror, etc... In the name of an odd idea of masculinity.

Exactly.

(and the layer of urine that builds up over time, as well as the smell)

You haven't met my wife. Our bathroom is spotless.

The question to ask, is why are you lot so defensive about it?

Who's defensive? It's a state of being. If I was a girly boy, I'd sit down to pee. I'm not, so I stand, the way my dad did, and his dad did, and the way I've taught my boy to. Being able to stand and pee is part of being a man.

Why are you so defensive about sitting down to pee like a girl?

Women don't like it.

And I don't like my wife's long hair around the house, or her sanitary napkin garbage can beside the toilet. But that's her thing as a woman, so I keep my mouth shut, because part of living with someone is accepting some of the things you don't like.

Alright, you big strong girly men?

I'd be a big strong girly man if I sat down to pee.

[thefg]

The question to ask, is why are you lot so defensive about it?

Women don't like it.

Pure hard fact, rather than some stupid idea of masculinity that only came into existence with the recent invention of the flush-toilet, states that your urine does not follow dome magical solid trajectory directly to the toilet bowl and does arrive on adjacent surfaces.

If you're so convinced it's 'manly' to do so, then be men and stop being defensive about it like little girls.

And don't cry like little girls when others find it nasty.

Alright, you big strong girly men?

I suspect if women had something half decent to aim with they would pee standing up.

did we just find the real issue behind this hatred? another example of pen15 envy?

[Ame.Otoko]

what deny? what falsehood? I never once argued that the pee isnt going everywhere. Im sure it is. My question is why is this such a big issue to you

I suspect my wife would think less of me if she caught me with tracing paper in the toilet checking for spray than she would if id just wizzed on the vanity

Eminem's mother complained to him about how her boyfriend wouldn't go down on her. Your wife likes you pissing on your shower curtains.



Lesson: don't extrapolate your trailer trash tendencies and those of your wife to others.

[Effected After]

I suspect if women had something half decent to aim with they would pee standing up.

I used to live with a girl, and she was totally envious about being able to pee standing. This was about 15 years ago, and in the intervening time she sent me a link to a website she found that was by a woman, teaching women to pee. There was some message attached about how 'the internet had changed her life' or something like that.

[thefg]

And I don't like my wife's long hair around the house, or her sanitary napkin garbage can beside the toilet. But that's her thing as a woman, so I keep my mouth shut, because part of living with someone is accepting some of the things you don't like.

exactly


all these beta males and rug munchers just cant accept the reality that (non beta) men and women are totally different from each other.

neither is right neither is wrong. you will have a less stressfull life if you accept that. Men try not to pee on the cat, women try to live with the horror and inconvenience of finding the seat up occasionally


...either way, theres still no reason to be "smelling old men"

[Ame.Otoko]

And I don't like my wife's long hair around the house, or her sanitary napkin garbage can beside the toilet. But that's her thing as a woman, so I keep my mouth shut, because part of living with someone is accepting some of the things you don't like.


I'd be a big strong girly man if I sat down to pee.

Blather, whinge. Yes, mate, we all know your type's rugged individualist mantra of farting in each other's faces as marital bliss. And sitting down on the recently-invented flush toilet as an eternal, immutable symbol of emasculation from time immemorial.


Accepting personal faults as equivalent of needing to accept fine-spraying adjacent bathroom surfaces with urine : logic retardation to the nth.


Do have fun with that.

[thefg]

I used to live with a girl, and she was totally envious about being able to pee standing. This was about 15 years ago, and in the intervening time she sent me a link to a website she found that was by a woman, teaching women to pee. There was some message attached about how 'the internet had changed her life' or something like that.

.....must resist...must resist...urge to google it.... lol

[Deathblob]

I hereby command all of you pussies who pee sitting down to hand in your man-cards at the nearest koban. That is all.

P.S. Pee is practically germ free! It's just the first few ml that can have a bit of bacteria in it. 'Course, when the dreaded split stream occurs, that's what goes all over the floor.

[TJrandom]

.....must resist...must resist...urge to google it.... lol

I recall hearing of the women’s toilet facility for the ’64 Tokyo Olympics – having stand-up urinals for the women. The rumor in Japan at the time, being that western women stood to pee. It was supposedly a tall and narrow pedestal with a small bowl at the top and a single foot rest half way up on the outside. Google that if you like.......

[YokohamaTommy]

Remember that if you ever run into a 87yr old Japanese ojisan using the 2 sword style at a kendo match. He's a sneaky SOB and he never loses.

Nito: There are no official waza, and no official sanctions on how to use it except for Shinai length and weight.
And if you are going to use it, you'd better know how.

And just such a man (late 60's) cost me to settle for second place at rather important Shiai.
Why?
I underestimated the old coot.
Feeble my a$$.
.

[edin日本]

So, you're a clean freak that rarely cleans? Interesting.

Definitely a classic case of OCD.

[edin日本]

Nito: There are no official waza, and no official sanctions on how to use it except for Shinai length and weight.
And if you are going to use it, you'd better know how.

And just such a man (late 60's) cost me to settle for second place at rather important Shiai.
Why?
I underestimated the old coot.
Feeble my a$$.
.

That will do it every time. Somebody once told me "The older a martial arts teacher gets the sneakier and nastier they get in a fight."

[Effected After]

Blather, whinge. Yes, mate, we all know your type's rugged individualist mantra of farting in each other's faces as marital bliss. And sitting down on the recently-invented flush toilet as an eternal, immutable symbol of emasculation from time immemorial.

So since your argument fell apart, you decided to hit the complete opposite extreme? Sure, if that's what floats your boat.

Accepting personal faults as equivalent of needing to accept fine-spraying adjacent bathroom surfaces with urine : logic retardation to the nth.

Thinking that your logic has any basis in reality: logic retardation to the nth.