Gomenasai Gaijinpot

[Ken-sama]

I did my first language exchange today, i got on skype on my webcam and she was a real kawaii joshikouseii, she seemed in to me at first, she even complimented my kimono! but the interest died off after about ichi jikan, does anyone have any tips on how to get out of the tomodachi zone?

[liamoko]

Wash down a handful of pills with a bottle of vodka...

[StarfoxPro]

I did my first language exchange today, i got on skype on my webcam and she was a real kawaii joshikouseii, she seemed in to me at first, she even complimented my kimono! but the interest died off after about ichi jikan, does anyone have any tips on how to get out of the tomodachi zone?

You're posting this nonsense on here for what valid reason?

[kurogane]

Ken-sama mo, Shiattoru Hime koso...............Gomen nasai!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!

[kurogane]

But dad, he started it!!

Yes, I know Poodlkins, but you are the older and better one.

I really wouldn't have minded if you had suggested something innocuous, like suggesting he commit origami, or even Shudo, but encouraging random acts of sudoku just seem, well................

Anyways, you go have a Burgermaster milkshake.

Those cure anything.

Ken-sama mo, Shiattoru Hime koso...............Gomen nasai!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!

[Ansony]

Konbanwa means goodbye? How do you say good evening then?

You'll lose your "oxy" with questions like that.

[kurogane]

You'll lose your "oxy" with questions like that.

I think the Oxy refers to his pharmeceutical libation of choice.

Gomen Nasai!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Hijinx]

does anyone have any tips on how to get out of the tomodachi zone?

Hide your asadachi?

[kurogane]

Hide your asadachi?

Iie!!!!!!!!!!!

If he kakusu's his asadachi, how will kanojo wakaru that he wants to toppatsu through her tomodachi's walls???????



Gomen-nasai Ken-sama!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Ken-sama]

Iie!!!!!!!!!!!

If he kakusu's his asadachi, how will kanojo wakaru that he wants to toppatsu through her tomodachi's walls???????



Gomen-nasai Ken-sama!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Konnichiwa gaijinpot, honti ni konnichiwa, ken-sama has been very busy recently organising his things for japan.

I have decided to move to the countryside in japan, as I believe the culture is more intact, I also won't be starting a Vlog about how i'm a gaijin in tokyo with my eikaiwa shigoto. I will instead be a ronin samurai roaming the countryside with my katana looking for work.

I can't wait to escape this country full of BAKA GAIJINS, wish me luck gaijinpot!

[Deathblob]

I hope Ken-sama will not be so busy with all of his new tomodachis that he cannot update us mainichi. Good luck Ken-sama, and tsukeru your ki.

Konbanwa!

[YokohamaTommy]

Ohio gofryamouse!

[Genkii]

Okay, let's say, Goku never came to Earth. Frieza never existed. Yet, this is the same Goku as the series, though he would have a different personality. But it's still physically the same Goku.

King Vegeta was the most powerful Saiyan around except for his son Vegeta.

If Old Kai unlocked both King Vegeta and Goku (in this case, Kakarot), wouldn't King Vegeta be more powerful? King Vegeta is a Super Elite. Goku/Kakarot is even lower than a low-class Saiyan, considering how Turles treated him as a even lower-class Saiyan during the movie.

The only reason why Goku became really powerful was because of King Kai's training, the Gravity Room, the ROSAT and all those times in Other World that he trained. If he didn't get any of those, he'd be weaker than a Saibaman.

Since this is the same Goku/Kakarot from the series, wouldn't the Old Kai unlock potential release all his "full potential"? Potential that he will never gain even from training all his life, like the ROSAT, King Kai, etc?

Now, since King Vegeta is a Super Elite, wouldn't his potential have been greater than Goku/Kakarot's?

[kurogane]

Konnichiwa gaijinpot, honti ni konnichiwa, ken-sama has been very busy recently organising his things for japan.

I have decided to move to the countryside in japan, as I believe the culture is more intact, I also won't be starting a Vlog about how i'm a gaijin in tokyo with my eikaiwa shigoto. I will instead be a ronin samurai roaming the countryside with my katana looking for work.

I can't wait to escape this country full of BAKA GAIJINS, wish me luck gaijinpot!

Surely, Ken-sama, you will be an Ijin amongst Ijin.

I think you are already well on your Michi.

Naokatsu, you will need Doryoku, and a good Katana, but I wish you Kou-Un.


Konbanwa, and Gomen-nasai, Ken-sama!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Andun]

This article reminded me of this thread:
Could happiness be the new frontier?

Bookstore shelves all over Tokyo are stacked with shiawase hautsūbon (幸せハウツー本, how-to-be-happy books), which, surprisingly perhaps, outnumber the dire-prediction books that spin tales about what's ailing the global economy and how Japan will chinbotsu (沈没, sink) in five years or less. Apparently, shiawase (幸せ, happiness) has become all the rage, as it has never before, which is a little disconcerting to a crank like me.

In the face of this life truth, the primary concern is whether or not one can get home okay in order to commute to work the very next day, preferably 10 minutes before the kachō (課長, section chief) gets in. Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't there something weird about this picture? Or something pervertedly optimistic? In any case, the work-obsessed shutoken logic goes like this: no one believes in the city or government systems but the kaisha (会社, company) is forever. As long as there's an office desk to sit at and a conbini (コンビニ, convenience store) to buy one's lunch at, donna kotodemo gaman dekiru (どんなことでも我慢できる, one can endure anything).

[vegan666]

Hahaha, I admit it. This thread brought the lolz.

Watashi ha loling desu.

[kurogane]

Hahaha, I admit it. This thread brought the lolz.

Watashi ha loling desu.

To LOL ja nai at this thread is to admit that jibun does not laugh at Jinsei.

I iwau your LOL-te iru-ing and second it with a healthy barrage of kenkou LOLz.

[Effected After]

kono thread makes me haku chotto in my kuchi.

[kurogane]

kono thread makes me haku chotto in my kuchi.

That is often the fukusayo of tsumi ari health chuckles.

Does it taste like vinegary Eda-mame???

If not, Gomen-nasai!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[YokohamaTommy]

Urusai, kudasai!!!!

[vegan666]

This thread will help me to perapera ni naru I omoimasu!

[Genkii]

Am I the only one who doesn't find this funny?

Charady's Daily Joke now THAT is funny

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature...&v=LV4U8Ox5ykw

[kurogane]

Urusai, kudasai!!!!

DOU HA THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????????????????????

IS IT YORI YOSHI ??????????????????

This thread will help me to perapera ni naru I omoimasu!

I highly susmeru this sure for those like anata that nozomu to naru so.

Am I the only one who doesn't find this funny?

You don't wakaru enough to get the joudan, man. But your ilk is pretty much the taishou of kore, after all.

Stupid???

tashika ni.


Pretty good satire, though.



Gomen nasai, Origami!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Effected After]

I think you're enjoying this more than the OP!

[kurogane]

I think you're enjoying this more than the OP!

This is the best troll in ages.

Oh, and early spring boredumb probably contributes.............


So..............Gomen-nasai, atode Eikyou!!!!!!!!!

[Ken-sama]

Gomenasai again gaijinpot!

My flights are in 2 days, im so waku waku! I cannot decide which kimono I should fly in, can you help me decide? I've narrowed it down to 2, one is black with white flowers and the other is blue with red flowers. I can't wait to earn the respect of my elders so that they can see that all foreigners arent BAKA GAIJIN! I've also been sharpening my katana ready for action!

ken-sama.

[Effected After]

I can't wait to earn the respect of my elders so that they can see that all foreigners arent BAKA GAIJIN!

All foreigners ARE baka gaijin. It's in our DNA.

[kurogane]

Gomenasai again gaijinpot!

My flights are in 2 days, im so waku waku! I cannot decide which kimono I should fly in, can you help me decide? I've narrowed it down to 2, one is black with white flowers and the other is blue with red flowers. I can't wait to earn the respect of my elders so that they can see that all foreigners arent BAKA GAIJIN! I've also been sharpening my katana ready for action!

ken-sama.

Nobody flies in red flowers after March 31st, you Baka-Gaijin...........

Gomen-nasai, and Okibariyasu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!