.........so you thought old Relic had given up the ghost eh........not so me laddies.
After spending the last few years in re-hab sobering up and having c.o.ck surgery,to repair the damage done to the trouser minnow due to the abuse on the latex rubber doll collection that had now grown to the thousands,Relic decided it was time to follow his dreams.
Not the drunken ones.The other ones.
Relic felt good.The best he had ever felt for years.
And he actually got a rise from his trouser minnow when he touched it.Which he did often.
Before the surgery it tooks hours of effort and spit to achieve the same results.Not to mention a lot of wear and tear on his favorite rubber doll......Miss Zelda.
With the release papers in hand he headed out the door.His trouser minnow stirred.