Relic's Ultimate Adventure

[Shonai Ben]

"Don't move!" the voice behind the gun said.
Dixie froze on the spot.Silently kicking herself for letting her guard down.
RB wasn't expecting to find a cop in the station.In fact,that was the last thing he needed right now.
He thought he had given the police the slip after leaving the shopping mall.
"Slowly put your hands up and turn around.......Slowly now!" commanded the voice.
She turned to the voice and the man holding the gun.
There was a brief moment of shock on Dixie's face but fortunately her police training kicked in.
I don't think he noticed she thought to herself as she quickly resumed a poker face.
"Now........very,very slowly remove your weapon with two fingers and place it on the floor."
Dixie followed her instructions.
Next removing the handcuffs and her key.The gunman then told her to put her hands behind her back and he cuffed her.
"Sit."
RB held a chair behind her and she slid into it.
He then opened his backpack and twisted the cap off of the Screech.
Drinking deeply he wondered what his next move should be........

[Shonai Ben]

Dixie noticed the stacks of money in the backpack.
So this guy is the bank robber then,she thought to herself.
She would play it cool and only speak when spoken to.
"You alone?" came the first question.
"Yes."
RB hadn't seen any other footprints so he figured she was telling the truth.
"Where is this place?"
"I don't know."
"You don't know?Why are you here then?"
Dixie lied......"I was following you on the train."
She didn't want to tell this guy about Relic and the real reason she was here.
"Did you tell anyone I was on the train?"
This time Dixie told the truth....."No."
RB noticed the walkie talkie hanging from Dixie's belt.
He took it and smashed it into the floor grinding it into several pieces with his boot.
Satisfied for now that no one else knew they were here he relaxed and took another deep shot of rum.
There was still the question of what to do with this cop........he had to think.

[liamoko]

Great thread... from one maritimer to another...

[Shonai Ben]

Great thread... from one maritimer to another...

.......thanks chief.......it's a work in progress.

[Shonai Ben]

RB tried to get a grasp on the situation.
This small village was in the middle of a desert.
Which seemed endless from what he could tell.
There were no people here other than this cop and himself.
No crew on the train either.
That was most puzzling and not even possible was it?
Then there was this calendar staring him in the face.That also was very unnerving.
And there was something about that desert that was gnawing at him too.
Too many questions and not enough answers.He shoved these thoughts out of his mind.
Back to the problem with the cop.
He studied her for a moment while sipping on the bottle.
She was a beauty alright.
Young,pretty with flowing blond hair.
Lips that begged to be kissed.Huge breasts.
Probably G-cups RB figured.
He suddenly felt his trouser tuna stir and then stand at attention........

[Shonai Ben]

Dixie had noticed the bank robber starring at her.
And saw an all too familiar look in his face.
That glint in the eye that men always get just before they have sex.
She knew what was coming.Dixie shuffled a little in her chair.
RB put the bottle down and stood in front of Dixie.
His outstretched hands groped her breasts.Dixie's nipples immediately became erect.
Her eyes were fixated on the huge bulge that was protruding from the bank robber's pants.
RB slowly slid down his zipper and pulled out his massive member.
Dixie gasped.
It was twice the size of Relic's and even more perfectly shaped.
"Suck on this b-i-tch!" ordered RB.
Dixie obediently opened her mouth.........

[Shonai Ben]

Relic had been out for a long time.
He was sucking on his thumb when he finally came to.
And his head was still pounding.
What the hell is going on here? he wondered.
There's no possible way to go back through that tunnel.
He would have to follow Dixie's footprints in the other direction.
Relic stopped at his boxcar first and quenched his thirst.
He took along another bottle just in case.
Suddenly Relic's guts coiled and he released a massively,long fart.
"Whoa......that's bad." Relic said.
"Guess Screech and Ding Dongs don't mix."
He picked up the pace in an effort to outrun the now constant stink bombs that were emitting from his arse.
The air literally turned blue........

[Shonai Ben]

Relic walked/farted his way along the train following the now two sets of footprints.
He couldn't stop farting.
He would pick up his pace,then slow down and then repeat.
His arse sounded like a gasoline engine misfiring every few seconds.
If it didn't stink so bad it would have been comical.
Relic laughed to himself anyway.
He liked to fart.
Once Relic made it to the train engine he noticed the tracks veered back towards the train station on the left.
So at least there is someone else here........thought Relic.
He took another drink from his bottle and started back to the station.
All the time squeezing his arse cheeks together trying to stop another fart.
It didn't work.......

[Shonai Ben]

The sex was hot,beastial and this time rough.
Dixie secretly liked it rough though.
The bank robber had pulled Dixie to the floor undressing her as he did so.
She wanted him inside her.
She was tingling all over and had totally lost herself in the heat of the moment.
He didn't disappoint her.
Filling every possible opening he could find with his giant trouser tuna.
Once again Dixie was no longer a cop.
She was a woman hungry for carnal pleasure.And the bank robber was giving it to her.
This time it was Dixie who was blubbering........"Thank you Benny......thank you."

[Shonai Ben]

Relic,still laughing and farting,was standing in the door at the station.
The smell of raw,sweaty sex permeated the air.
There were two lily white arse cheeks pumping rhythmically in the air atop Dixie.
These arse cheeks were not farting however.
Relic's eyes darted to the wall.
His eyes bulged as he saw the clock.Then the calendar.
Then the mirror.
"No!!"....."This can't be!!" Relic screamed.
The man with the lily white arse cheeks looked up at Relic.
He was smiling.
Relic's eyes darted back to look at the face.
"No!!" was all he could manage.
Relic was looking at.......Relic.......it was the face in the mirror in that terrible dream.
His eyes darted back to the wall...........then to his own smiling face.........then to the wall.
Relic's tiny walnut couldn't handle the sudden overload of imformation and started to shut down.
He was whimpering now........."No."......."No."......."No."......... over and over.
Relic's face at first turned from ghostly to a whiter shade of pale.......
He farted and blacked out.
At that very moment the bank robber and Dixie climaxed at the same time and both let out a primal scream of ecstasy.
Then passed out.....

[Shonai Ben]

RB was standing in the Hall of Mirrors.
He had forgotten about this place after the dreams had stopped.
He stepped to the first mirror.
The other face was there staring out at him.
RB now understood.
The other face was that of the man who lay on the station floor sucking his thumb.
He walked past the other mirrors.
A series of numbers greeted him as they had so long ago.
RB understood again and nodded.
Serial numbers........of course.......the bank money.
He walked to the last mirror.
The black eye was waiting......staring.......at.....through RB.
He walked past the last mirror as he had done once before when the dreams finally stopped.
There was a door at the end of the hall.
He stretched out his hand to open it..........

[Shonai Ben]

RB's eyes suddenly opened.
"The desert." he muttered under his breath.
He remembered now.
When he was a child he went to the Hall of Mirrors almost every night.
Of course the dream frightened him.
Until one night he gained enough courage to look away from that last mirror and the staring eye.
That was when he walked to the door at the end of the hall.
And had opened it.
Then the dreams stopped.
Beyond that door lay a huge expanse of desert.
The same desert he had seen earlier today.
He thought it looked familiar.
RB quickly got dressed.
He looked down at the cop who was sound asleep and smiling profusely.
Then he looked down at the other man's face.
Only this time the face was real,not in a mirror.
Who ever he is he could be my mirror image.......RB thought.
Grabbing his backpack,he took one last glance of the station and stepped outside into the glaring sun.........

[Shonai Ben]

The train,still in pristine condition,sat glistening in the sun.
RB finally had a purpose.
The answer to this riddle was somewhere out there in the desert.
"The desert's the key." he said to himself.
He walked back to the train engine,crossed the tracks,and walked into the desert.
Atop a huge sand dune,he turned back and took one final look at the train,the train station and the small village.
It would be the last time he ever lay his eyes on them.........

[Shonai Ben]

Dixie had gone to her special place.
A place she only visited after having fabulous sex.
Her body was all aglow and at peace.
She slowly began to wake up,enjoying the warmth in her loins.
Now she was awake.
Her wrists hurt terribly.The cuffs,still tightly clamped,were digging into her skin.
Dixie sat up and noticed the bank robber had left.
She crawled over to Relic who was sucking on his thumb once again.
"Relic!.......wake up!"
No response.
She tried again.Still no response.
Dixie climbed on top of Relic and began slapping him in the face with her Dixie Cups.
Now Relic was smiling.
"Come on Relic!........wake up!"
Relic took one of her nipples and began sucking on it.
Occasionally uttering the word "mummy" as he did so.
Finally Dixie leaned down and screamed into Relic's right ear.
"Wake the f.u.ck up Relic!!"
Relic woke up.
Gave Dixie's nipple one final suck.......and farted.

[Shonai Ben]

"Jesus Relic." Dixie said.
She stood up to get away from the stench.
Relic just lay there,smiling,enjoying the view.
Yup,she's definitely a natural blond....thought Relic.
Dixie saw Relic looking up at her and suddenly realized she was standing over him with nothing on.
She quickly stepped aside.
"Get up Relic."
"I need to get these cuffs off."
"If you check my belt buckle there's a spare key hidden behind it."
A trick she had learned from some cop show on TV.
"Why are you wearing handcuffs?" queried Relic.
While Relic fumbled around looking for the key Dixie explained what had happened.
"And when I turned around to face the bank robber I almost blurted out your name Relic."
"I just caught myself in time."
"You two are the spitting image of each other."
"Do you know each other?Is he your twin brother or something?"
Relic found the key and unlocked the cuffs.
No,Relic didn't know who he was.He didn't want to know either.
He proceeded to tell Dixie about the dream he had on the train and about trying to go back through the tunnel.
Then he took a deep breath.
"There's more than just the dream."..............

[Shonai Ben]

Relic spotted the half full bottle of Screech sitting on the floor.
"I need a drink." he said.
He picked up the bottle and took a long and much needed drink.
Dixie had gotten dressed and was rubbing her sore wrists.
"What do you mean there's more?" she asked to Relic.
Relic drank from the bottle again and began to explain.
"See that mirror on the wall?"
"It's the exact same mirror that was in the dream."
He walked over to the mirror and cautiously stood in front of it.
Half expecting to see the image of that other Relic staring out at him.
All he saw this time was his own reflection.
Relic then pointed to the calendar.
"See the date on this calendar?"
"That's my date of birth."
"You see,I was born on Oct.21st,1921."
He took another drink from the bottle and continued.
"The time on that clock is exactly six minutes before the time I was born."
There was one more thing but Relic was reluctant to tell her.
He emptied the bottle and cracked open another one.
Feeling quite a bit better now he said what had to be said...........

[Shonai Ben]

"My grandfather was a conductor on the railway."
"And he had this crazy hobby of taking photos of train stations."
"Especially the interior of the stations."
"When I was a child I used to go through his photo albums."
Relic took another drink before he continued.
"I remember one particular photo because it apparently had burned down on the day I was born."
He swallowed hard.
"This is the very same station."
Dixie had listened intently to everything Relic had told her.
"How is that possible Relic?" was all she could say.
He didn't know.
Nothing here made any sense.
How could he possibly be standing in the station that suposedly had burned down in 1921?
And why did the clock stop exactly six minutes before he was born?
Had we gone back in time to before when I was born?
But that's impossible.
If so,I couldn't be here.
Relic's head hurt.
He drank from his bottle trying to ignore the questions bouncing around in his tiny walnut.
Dixie took the bottle from Relic's hand and took a long,hard drink herself.
She too had many questions and none of the answers made any sense..........

[Genkii]

If you would make an eBook of this I would buy it.

(well not more then 1usd though)

[Shonai Ben]

......this thread is for pure entertainment only.......but if anyone feels they need to show their appreciation they could send ol Benny some beer coupons........or to Relic.......he's been a good sport about all this........

[Shonai Ben]

Turning his gaze in the other direction RB surveyed the landscape in front of him.
The desert stretched out as far as the eye could see.
There was nothing but sand and sand dunes.No signs of any vegetation that he could see either.
He set his backpack down in the sand and wiped his brow.
The sun mercilessly beat down on him and the desert.
RB was already getting sun burned and he felt a little dizzy standing in the heat.
This maybe is not such a great idea....he was thinking to himself.
He didn't have any water or food for that matter so there was no way he could possibly cross this desert.
Disheartened,RB thought about going back to the train to look for water and more food.
He was just about to pick up his backpack when he noticed something different from the corner of his eye.
"That wasn't there before." he caught himself saying outloud.
There now was a very large object in the sky that RB could have sworn wasn't there a few moments ago........

[Shonai Ben]

Dixie finally broke the silence.
"I think maybe we need to go after the bank robber Relic."
"Besides,he has my service revolver and the key to my cuffs."
"I would like to get those back."
Relic didn't really think that was a good idea.
"If he has guns how do we catch him?" asked Relic.
Dixie thought for a moment before answering.
"I'll think of something,don't worry." was her response.
She tried another line of thinking on Relic.
"He seems to be a key figure in all of this Relic."
"Afterall,he was the other face in your dream."
"You two were brought together for some reason."
Relic considered this and deep down he knew she was right.
He had to know who this other face was and why they had suddenly been brought together.
"OK,I guess you're right." he finally agreed.
They left the train station and followed the footprints back to the train and across the tracks.
Stepping into the desert Dixie was thinking about another reason........perhaps,the real reason..... to pursue the bank robber.
She had an irresistable craving for tuna.............

[Shonai Ben]

Finding the bank robber was easier than both Dixie and Relic had ever imagined.
There was a clear trail in the desert sand that led to the top of a massive sand dune.
The bank robber was standing there pointing at something.
"What's he pointing at Relic?" asked Dixie.
"I don't know.Can't see past this sand dune." replied Relic.
It was obvious that the bank robber had been standing in the sun a long time.
Even from this distance Dixie could see that he was badly sun burned.
The sun was unbearably hot.
Both she and Relic were already sweating buckets.
"Is he rocking back and forth?It looks that way to me." Dixie said.
"Could be." was Relic's response.
Dixie watched the bank robber intently for a few moments.
He did appear to be rocking back and forth and seemed oblivious of their presence.
"I think we can sneak up this dune behind him Relic." suggested Dixie.
They proceeded cautiously up the sand dune.
Dixie was hoping to get close enough to grab her gun from the backpack sitting in the sand.
They were almost near the top when they began to hear the bank robber chanting something over and over........

[Shonai Ben]

The chant coming from the bank robber's badly cracked and parched lips was basically inaudible.
His face was badly blistered and peeling exposing the raw flesh beneath.
He seemed to be in some kind of trance rocking to and fro.
Still pointing outward with one stretched and badly burned hand.
Dixie had just reached out to grab the bag when the object in the sky ever so gently kissed the sun.
Then proceeded to devour a small corner.
Below the sand dune the train engine suddenly roared to life.
There were three,very long and loud blasts from it's horns.
Inside the train station the long silent pendulum of the wall clock began to move.
The ticking clock marked the beginning of the end.
It had begun...........

[Shonai Ben]

"Come on Relic!" Dixie yelled above the din of the horns.
She grabbed the bag and started running towards the train.
There were three more short blasts.
Then the train slowly started to edge backwards.
Relic was about to turn and run behind her when the bank robber suddenly started chanting louder.
"What!!??" Relic's jaw dropped in surprise.
His legs turned to rubber and he felt dizzy.
He would not run today.
He caught himself starting to rock in unison with the bank robber.
But he couldn't stop.
The object in the sky had almost eaten the entire sun now.
Relic turned his eyes to look.......and began chanting along with the bank robber.

[Shonai Ben]

Relic's mind was going.
He could feel it.
As if two huge swinging doors had opened to let his thoughts.....his very being float outwards.
He was not alone.
The other mind was there too.
Seeking each other out they merged to become one.
They were complete.
Relic and RB stood together on the sand dune rocking and chanting as one.
Above them the moon had totally covered the sun and the desert fell into darkness.
The sun was looking down on them........like a black eye hanging in the sky.
But this time Relic was not afraid.........

[Shonai Ben]

Dixie ran her cute little arse off trying to get to the train.
She even farted a few times as she was running.
Any other time she would have laughed.
But not today.
Dixie was determined to catch up with that train.
She had no intention of staying here forever.
There was a flatbed coming towards her as the train started to pick up speed.
Dixie threw the bag as hard as she could.
It landed on the flatbed and she jumped like she had never jumped before.
Perfect!
She landed squarely on the bag.She had made it.
Dixie turned towards the desert half expecting Relic to jump right behind her.
There was no sign of him.
The desert suddenly pitched into darkness and the train began it's journey through the tunnel.
Dixie's last remaining memory was the sand dune.
She was sure she only saw one figure rocking on the dune.
Then she screamed from the pain in her ears.
A small trickle of blood ran down the side of her face.........and she blacked out.

[Shonai Ben]

Nine months later on a beautifully,warm sunny October day Dixie lay in her hospital bed.
She was reflecting on the events leading up to this day.
When she came to after blacking out on the train it was morning.
The sun shone brightly and she could hear the sound of chirping birds.
A very welcome sound indeed.
The train was now back in the same railyard that it had left earlier.
Dixie gathered up the backpack of money,slung it over her shoulder and left the yard.
A month later she resigned from the police force.
Took a much needed vacation to a small island in the Caribbean.
Opened a bank account and deposited a rather large amount of money.
No questions asked........she liked that.
She did a little more travelling and then returned home.
And now here she was about to give birth.
Dixie often wondered about Relic and that place.
She had no idea what had happened to him and at times even wondered if it was real.
Rubbing her rather large tummy though she knew it was real enough.
Later that October afternoon Dixie went into labor.........

[Shonai Ben]

Although painful the delivery went very smoothly.
"What a beautiful baby boy!" the nurse excitedly said.
Even the doctor commented on the baby's beauty.
Dixie was exhausted yet very pleased as she looked at her newborn baby.
He is beautiful.....thought Dixie.
Six minutes later Dixie again went into labor.
The doctor,the nurse and especially Dixie were not expecting a second delivery today.
This delivery was even more painful than the first.
"Oh,my God!!" was all the nurse could say before she screamed and fainted to the floor.
The doctor screamed too.
Dixie looked up to see a blackened,charred,hideously deformed body.
The eye sockets two round black holes staring right at her.
One outstretched limb pointing an accusing finger directly at Dixie.
Dixie screamed........long and loud that warm,October afternoon.
In fact,Dixie would spend her remaining days screaming in the local mental institute.........room 211.

[Shonai Ben]

In another room all the newborn babies were thinking tiny newborn baby thoughts.
Some were smiling.
Some were crying and some were even sleeping.
One tiny newborn baby however was chanting the first three words he would ever utter in this world.
Over and over in his tiny newborn baby head.
Occasionally emitting a tiny newborn baby fart a big grin formed on his face.
As he chanted those three words over and over.............................................. ..............I AM RELIC.








THE END.

[BackDoor_Man]

Brilliant there Shonai Ben! A fine piece of fiction! Bravo!

[Shonai Ben]

.......thank you!........glad you enjoyed it.

[Relic]

Brilliant there Shonai Ben! A fine piece of fiction! Bravo!

Fiction? You mean I'm still a virgin?! (Unless you count dolly...)

But agreed, quality storytelling Mr. Ben. Thank you sir!! Even if I'm never going to look at my mommy the same way again.

P.S. Folks, don't forget to search for previous Relic's Adventures on this very site.

[Shonai Ben]

Fiction? You mean I'm still a virgin?! (Unless you count dolly...)

But agreed, quality storytelling Mr. Ben. Thank you sir!! Even if I'm never going to look at my mommy the same way again.

P.S. Folks, don't forget to search for previous Relic's Adventures on this very site.

.......you're very welcome Mr. Relic......Benny is pleased to hear that you enjoyed the story.......afterall,this story is for you!.......and a tip of the hat for being a good sport sir..........cheers.