married and japanese "entertainment"

[Genkii]

Wedding's next month. You are not invited.

First time I laughed at your posts.

But I thought we were friends..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bm1g5Yg0hUw

[KansaiBen]

First time I laughed at your posts.

But I thought we were friends..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bm1g5Yg0hUw

Breaking Up is Hard to do

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipzh4_W1KQ0

[kurogane]

I'm more curious to find out how his wife "who is Japanese" is "from North America".

Aren't Japan and North America on different continents????

[madazzahatter]

A drunk Aussie in a bar in Shibuya gave me good free advice: Don't ever get married, especially not in Japan. Good man, and I intend to listen to his advice. Everyone I know that has gotten married falls into 3 wide categories:

-Divorced
-Very out-of-shape or fat
-Bored/miserable

Well that's just silly....I'm SURE there are happily married men out there somewhere in the world. I'm not one of them and fit into all three categories.

[Effected After]

I'm happily married and don't fit any of those categories (yet).

[KansaiBen]

-Bored/miserable

Im sure if you had to drive the same car for 30 years without a trade-in you would get bored with it too.

[Agitator]

Im sure if you had to drive the same car for 30 years without a trade-in you would get bored with it too.

You haven't been riding what I've been riding, apparently.

Reverentially,
A.

[KansaiBen]

You haven't been riding what I've been riding, apparently.

Reverentially,
A.

didn't know they made skateboards in your size.

[Agitator]

KansaiBen 1-0 Agitator

I prefer to think of that as One-Love.

By the way, it seems like you tried to send me a PM. Don't bother. I don't ever open them.

Remindingly,
A.

[madazzahatter]

didn't know they made skateboards in your size.

Hey pal,a skateboard is better than a unicycle !

[Genkii]

I ride a unicorn to work

[madazzahatter]

I ride a unicorn to work

You do realize Genkii,by saying that,the next question is going to be:
"Where do you sit?"

[ThaHamburgler]

-Divorced
-Very out-of-shape or fat
-Bored/miserable

B and C, she's holding out on A. But B is going to solve C's problem, and A should take care of itself, so theres gonna be plenty of A S S to come

Excersise is pays in dividends exponential

[shonanfred]

You haven't been riding what I've been riding, apparently.

Reverentially,
A.

Actually......
Fred

[shonanfred]

Im sure if you had to drive the same car for 30 years without a trade-in you would get bored with it too.

Ah....the reason your wife left you?
Fred

[KansaiBen]

Ah....the reason your wife left you?
Fred

Me and 300,000 others every year.

PS Did you know Johnny Depp and his missus (Vanessa Paradis) just split up after 14 years together ? He paid her $100 million because he got bored with her.

[madazzahatter]

PS Did you know Johnny Depp and his missus (Vanessa Paradis) just split upafter 14 years together ? he paid her $100 million because he got bored with her.

You don't pay prostitutes for the sex. You pay them to leave.

[KansaiBen]

You don't pay prostitutes for the sex. You pay them to leave.

In his case if he had been married to her he'd have to give her 50% of what he owned including an island he owns. $100 million he got off cheaply.


Fred is your father with the old clapped decrepit Model T that he married in the 1940's?

[madazzahatter]

In his case if he had been married to her he'd have to give her 50% of what he owned including an island he owns. $100 million he got off cheaply.


Fred is your father with the old clapped decrepit Model T that he married in the 1940's?

Good god,what's he worth?

[KansaiBen]

Good god,what's he worth?

Johnny Depp is an American actor whose films have grossed $3.1 billion in America and $7.6 billion worldwide. His personal net worth is estimated at $350 million, with his annual salary reaching $100 million. Depp was born in Kentucky and moved frequently as a child; at the age of fifteen, he dropped out of school and joined a band, and later moved to Los Angeles in pursuit of a record contract. He decided to pursue acting instead, and took minor film roles throughout the 1980s, including a role in Nightmare on Elm Street. In 1987, he won a starring role on the TV show 21 Jump Street, and in 1990 he collaborated for the first time with Tim Burton, playing the title role in Edward Scissorhands. The two would go on to collaborate on a total of seven films, including Sleepy Hollow and Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

In 2003, Depp appeared in the first of four Pirates of the Caribbean movies from Disney and exectutive producer Jerry Bruckheimer, playing eccentric pirate captain Jack Sparrow; his performance earned him an Academy Award nomination, which he followed up with another nominated performance as the author J.M. Barrie in 2004′s Finding Neverland. He was nominated again in 2008 for his role in Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street. Depp married Lori Anne Allison in 1983, though the couple divorced in 1985. He has been in a relationship with French actress Vanessa Paradis; they have two children and split their time between Los Angeles and the south of France. He has been said to have grossed up to $300 million for his role in the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise.


how much is Johnny Depp Worth?

[ThaHamburgler]

Johnny Depp is an American actor whose films have grossed $3.1 billion in America and $7.6 billion worldwide. His personal net worth is estimated at $350 million, with his annual salary reaching $100 million. Depp was born in Kentucky and moved frequently as a child; at the age of fifteen, he dropped out of school and joined a band, and later moved to Los Angeles in pursuit of a record contract. He decided to pursue acting instead, and took minor film roles throughout the 1980s, including a role in Nightmare on Elm Street. In 1987, he won a starring role on the TV show 21 Jump Street, and in 1990 he collaborated for the first time with Tim Burton, playing the title role in Edward Scissorhands. The two would go on to collaborate on a total of seven films, including Sleepy Hollow and Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

In 2003, Depp appeared in the first of four Pirates of the Caribbean movies from Disney and exectutive producer Jerry Bruckheimer, playing eccentric pirate captain Jack Sparrow; his performance earned him an Academy Award nomination, which he followed up with another nominated performance as the author J.M. Barrie in 2004′s Finding Neverland. He was nominated again in 2008 for his role in Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street. Depp married Lori Anne Allison in 1983, though the couple divorced in 1985. He has been in a relationship with French actress Vanessa Paradis; they have two children and split their time between Los Angeles and the south of France. He has been said to have grossed up to $300 million for his role in the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise.


how much is Johnny Depp Worth?

Big numbers like that make me wet.


Vicariously,

B.

[trip_hop]

Big numbers like that make me wet.


Vicariously,

B.

Don't forget Hollywood Accounting - maximizing expenses, to minimize what they pay to cast and staff - you won't find it on any CPA or MBA course....

[madazzahatter]

Johnny Depp is an American actor whose films have grossed $3.1 billion in America and $7.6 billion worldwide. His personal net worth is estimated at $350 million, with his annual salary reaching $100 million. Depp was born in Kentucky and moved frequently as a child; at the age of fifteen, he dropped out of school and joined a band, and later moved to Los Angeles in pursuit of a record contract. He decided to pursue acting instead, and took minor film roles throughout the 1980s, including a role in Nightmare on Elm Street. In 1987, he won a starring role on the TV show 21 Jump Street, and in 1990 he collaborated for the first time with Tim Burton, playing the title role in Edward Scissorhands. The two would go on to collaborate on a total of seven films, including Sleepy Hollow and Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

In 2003, Depp appeared in the first of four Pirates of the Caribbean movies from Disney and exectutive producer Jerry Bruckheimer, playing eccentric pirate captain Jack Sparrow; his performance earned him an Academy Award nomination, which he followed up with another nominated performance as the author J.M. Barrie in 2004′s Finding Neverland. He was nominated again in 2008 for his role in Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street. Depp married Lori Anne Allison in 1983, though the couple divorced in 1985. He has been in a relationship with French actress Vanessa Paradis; they have two children and split their time between Los Angeles and the south of France. He has been said to have grossed up to $300 million for his role in the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise.


how much is Johnny Depp Worth?

Sadly,I not only remember him in Nightmare,but I was one of the few fans of Jump Street and later Booker on the (at that time new)"FOX NETWORK".

[shonanfred]

Fred is your father with the old clapped decrepit Model T that he married in the 1940's?

Um, no...both of my parents died in 2008 jackass, but thank-you for asking.
Fred

[Agitator]

Me and 300,000 others every year.

PS Did you know Johnny Depp and his missus (Vanessa Paradis) just split up after 14 years together ? He paid her $100 million because he got bored with her.

Is that what Johnny told you during one of your chats down at the pub?

Drunkenly,
A.

[KansaiBen]

Is that what Johnny told you during one of your chats down at the pub?

Drunkenly,
A.

Its actually pounds, not dollars.

http://zeenews.india.com/entertainme...dis_113942.htm

Lasciviously,


KB.

[madazzahatter]

KansaiBen do I have permission to date your daughter?

Lovingly,
Genkii

Perhaps you should start a thread completely devoted to asking KansaiBen silly questions? It would save him the trouble of looking around the forum....just saying.

[Seattlegirl]

Perhaps you should start a thread completely devoted to asking KansaiBen silly questions? It would save him the trouble of looking around the forum....just saying.

+1

And ten demerits for posters who copy Agitator's style. Get your own.

[madazzahatter]

+1

And ten demerits for posters who copy Agitator's style. Get your own.

I am me and that's that...I copy no one. Although,I have several different personalities going on right now in my brain.....

[madazzahatter]

I have that all the time.

Maybe I should go visit a doctor.

Can I go with you? Maybe we can get a "group" discount?

[Seattlegirl]

I am me and that's that...I copy no one.

My remark was obviously directed at others, not you! You may be prolific, but you don't copy anyone. I'll say that for you.

[KansaiBen]

KansaiBen do I have permission to date your daughter?

Lovingly,
Genkii

No. you don't.