Whaling.

[Zap!You'reFrozen]

Bloody hell, I thought humanity had progressed to some sort of understanding of the precarious balance of nature upon which we depend, and that right thinking people would condemn all forms of environmental destruction, especially unnecessary ones. I was even folish enough to believe that teachers must by implication be educated, intelligent people who would be pro environment. Reading these flippant and ignorant posts on here is quite distressing, I can only guess that the trolls and twats who wrote such a lot of twaddle are ignorant Yanks who would kill anyone or anything, drive huge SUVs, vote Bush and are morons. Grow up people and smell the destruction all around you. Perhaps a global meltdown that eradicates the human race is the only hope for life on this planet.

Umm...what exactly do you subsist on? Fresh air and solar energy?

[Stone-Cold Soba]

Umm...what exactly do you subsist on? Fresh air and solar energy?

Hey, there are some people who will tell you with a straight face that exactly that is possible!

Soba

[Nonbe]

Can't you be serious about a serious subject. Whales are highly developed, intelligent creatures who have their own language, love and nurture their young and mourn their dead. The way they are killed is horrifically cruel and causes a slow lingering death. The facetious bags of smelly wind posting on here are just a bunch of peurile morons who should be ashamed to call themselves human, I am certainly ashamed to be classified in the same species as you. Hurry up and grow up you infantile morons. (Oh, I just remembered, the reason you came to Japan as EFL teachers was so that you could avoid growing up and avoid responsibilty for your inane actions for as long as possible, twats!)

I love hating people like you. I also love destoying them on internet forums. However, I am also a masochist, and as such will deny myself the pleasure of doing so.

P.S. I killed another whale today. A baby one.

[foxy49]

Can't you be serious about a serious subject. Whales are highly developed, intelligent creatures who have their own language, love and nurture their young and mourn their dead. The way they are killed is horrifically cruel and causes a slow lingering death. The facetious bags of smelly wind posting on here are just a bunch of peurile morons who should be ashamed to call themselves human, I am certainly ashamed to be classified in the same species as you. Hurry up and grow up you infantile morons. (Oh, I just remembered, the reason you came to Japan as EFL teachers was so that you could avoid growing up and avoid responsibilty for your inane actions for as long as possible, twats!)

I know whales are more important than human beings. I know whales are near extinct and we are not(quite the opposite). Iraq war is one way of controlling our population like deer hunting season we have here. I know we are a bunch of brainless morons. Whales come first.......before hungry babies, before people dying of AIDS, I know.........

[kurogane]

Bloody hell, . Perhaps a global meltdown that eradicates the human race is the only hope for life on this planet.

I'll settle for a minor holocaust that rids us of sanctimonius, finger wagging humourless windbags like you.

[kurogane]

I know whales are more important than human beings. I know whales are near extinct and we are not(quite the opposite). Iraq war is one way of controlling our population like deer hunting season we have here. I know we are a bunch of brainless morons. Whales come first.......before hungry babies, before people dying of AIDS, I know.........

I just wish to add that that was a whale of a response, foxy.

[Nonbe]

Stop whaling on about it.

[kurogane]

Stop whaling on about it.

Excellent response, my drunken buddy.

When you think about it in a broader historical and anthropological perspective, without whaling, where would we be musically?

Now, don't misunderstand me, I think Bob Marley was tops of the pops, but would he have had such a lasting legacy without the Whalers?

Not to mention that Yokohama might never have had a baseball team. And I don't even like baseball.

[arisuta]

I love hating people like you. I also love destoying them on internet forums. However, I am also a masochist, and as such will deny myself the pleasure of doing so.

P.S. I killed another whale today. A baby one.

And I certainly don't want to know you. I am a perfectly normal rational humourous person who loves life. i just dislike flippancy about a serious matter like this. You sound like a trolling brain donor. Not funny in the least.
I laugh at your ppathetic attempts at humour. PS are you a Yank?

[arisuta]

I know whales are more important than human beings. I know whales are near extinct and we are not(quite the opposite). Iraq war is one way of controlling our population like deer hunting season we have here. I know we are a bunch of brainless morons. Whales come first.......before hungry babies, before people dying of AIDS, I know.........

People have brought all their miseries upon themselves. Heaping our miseries on other species just seems to be a horrific thing to do when we have the capacity to prevent such things.

[Don Simons]

My opinion of the whale situation is that the Japanese can eat what ever they like, but please don't insult themselves and everyone else by saying it is for scientific purposes. It is well known they are overstocked and recent newspaper reports are that it is being sold as pet food. Pretty sad really.

Arisuta, unfortunately if you are looking for any serious discussion on these forums then perhaps the first two or three postings may be worth reading in any thread.
Your description of the lost legion that is unable to express itself without resorting to childish crudity, is incisively accurate.
But put yourself in their position, nobody listens to them in real life so where else can they go for an audience.

[foxy49]

THe thing is whale meat don't even taste good (my personal opinion of course). I was force fed whale meat at school (kyuushoku) as a kid and I still remeber the taste and the horror. Ugh........back then I didn't eat any kind of meat. Wondering how many people actually think whale meat is soooo delicious that it's worth eating it even though they are near extinct.

[kurogane]

. I am a perfectly normal rational humourous person who doesn't have a clue how to use commas properly but loves life. i just dislike flippancy about a serious matter like this.

Well, the latter part of the first sentence I agree with.

BTW, isn't the assertion in the first part third adjective contradicted by the the second sentence.

I do agree that you haven't got a clue, though.

At least we agree on something. It's nice to agree, isn't it.

Excuse me, I have to go torture some racoons. It's so cute when they go to wash their food and find their hands cut off and already lying in the pool of reddening water.

But don't worry, I'll be back.

[Don Simons]

Re: Kurogane's rudeness.

Here is a perfect illustration Arisuta, another one of these characters hiding behind a veneer of erudition trying to be super cool rather than adding to the substance of the thread. The punctuation and grammatical errors (see brackets) would be acceptable if he were not so educated,unfunny and boring.



"BTW, isn't the assertion in the first part third adjective contradicted by the the ('the' used twice) second sentence.
I do agree that you haven't got a clue, though.
At least we agree on something. It's nice to agree, isn't it.(should be ?)
Excuse me,(should be
But don't worry, I'll be back."



Don't hurry!!

[kurogane]

Re: Kurogane's rudeness.

Here is a perfect illustration Arisuta, another one of these characters hiding behind a veneer of erudition trying to be super cool rather than adding to the substance of the thread. The punctuation and grammatical errors (see brackets) would be acceptable if he were not so educated,unfunny and boring.



"BTW, isn't the assertion in the first part third adjective contradicted by the the ('the' used twice) second sentence.
I do agree that you haven't got a clue, though.
At least we agree on something. It's nice to agree, isn't it.(should be ?)
Excuse me,(should be
But don't worry, I'll be back."

Don't hurry!!

Correcting grammar on an internet billboard site as a means of criticising the substance of someone's argument....your mother would be so proud of you. Once she finishes up and swallows, I'll let her know. She works cheap, doesn't she? I suppose that's what happens when you are snaggletoothed.....

"Could I also recommend "The Tale of Murasaki" by Liza Dalby.
A beautiful book which may spark your interest into Japanese literature. It is a fiction but an historical fiction which is both informative and enjoyable." !!

Yes, folks, it's true: Don Simons has no _____.

[Stone-Cold Soba]

I laugh at your ppathetic attempts at humour.

Well, it looks as though his attempts at humour were successful, even if they were ppathetic. And if they were ppathetic, what does that say about your sense of humour? By the way, couldn't you show at least a little of that humourosity you claim to have in your posts?

Soba

Oh yeah, sorry, I missed it the first time: that bit about being rational and humourous at the same time - brilliant!

[kurogane]

Oh yeah, sorry, I missed it the first time: that bit about being rational and humourous at the same time - brilliant!

No, No, No. That's just ludicrous, not humorous. I smell a Mrkan. Coises, Mrkanised again..........

Who is dis masked whale saviour, anyhoo?

Da shadow knows............................

[kurogane]

If they keel dem alls, will all the whiny peeples stop whining about it?

If yes, nuke da bastards, I sez. I'z so feckin tired of all these Plankton rights peeples messin up my Sunday Plankton Roast.
Hey, Anyone ever see that horror movie with da killa whales eatin da peeples? Dat was horreebl. Dem Killa whales is bad voodoo.

If no, I sez leave dem poor crustaceans alones. Dey never done nuttin to no ones.

Well except for dat killa whale in dat horro movie I waz tokkin bout aboves. But, hey, maybe he was jsut a bad apple, like George Bush, or ____ Cheney, or to a lesser extent, Saddam Hussein.

BTW, have ya heard? Heez changin hiz name to Howsad Yusay

[Nonbe]

And I certainly don't want to know you. I am a perfectly normal rational humourous person who loves life. i just dislike flippancy about a serious matter like this. You sound like a trolling brain donor. Not funny in the least.
I laugh at your ppathetic attempts at humour. PS are you a Yank?

Stop being such a whinging hippy.


You`re obviously not a rational humourous person if you don`t find my `ppathetic` attempts at humour funny. And I`m not a Yank, I`m a Hero to millions.

[Nonbe]

Arisuta, unfortunately if you are looking for any serious discussion on these forums then perhaps the first two or three postings may be worth reading in any thread.
Your description of the lost legion that is unable to express itself without resorting to childish crudity, is incisively accurate.
But put yourself in their position, nobody listens to them in real life so where else can they go for an audience.

Well done for creating two usernames in order to back up your own arguments. Where`s the childish crudity in this post?


P.S. Everybody listens to me in real life.

Ha!

[arisuta]

Yes, Kurogane is a total ____, he may have the ability to type a perfect grammatical sentence, (maybe), but he is a sad trolling git. Insulting peoples' parents with pathetic sexual innuendo, (he thought that was an Italian suppository), simply illustrates what a sad sack he really is. Let's hope his own little sac is empty and we can look forward to a total lack of any little Kuroganes scampering around, fouling up the planet.

[arisuta]

Well done for creating two usernames in order to back up your own arguments. Where`s the childish crudity in this post?


P.S. Everybody listens to me in real life.

Ha!

NOT! Ha-ha!
Sorry, wrong as usual. You aren't often right, but you are wrong again, must be boring being a fcuking pain in the ___ little troll that no-one can stand. The nicest thing about you is likely to be your avatar. If you want childish crudity, try reading Kurogane's drivel.
Please eat all the stocks of whale meat, the toxic shock you will then die of will rid us all of your hateful presence.

Thanks,
Bye.

[arisuta]

Stop being such a whinging hippy.
Wrong again, not a hippy, but you are still a git.

You`re obviously not a rational humourous person if you don`t find my `ppathetic` attempts at humour funny. And I`m not a Yank, I`m a Hero to millions.

but I tend to stammer when I am angered by knobs like you.
Sad that you aren't a Yank as they are easy targets these days, (apologies to any rational Yanks out there), I see that you spell humour with a 'u' so you must be of some other nation, sad reflection on your country of origin though. Hero to millions of what? Bed bugs, pubic lice?
Probably.

[Nonbe]

Nice use of the quote function. Reminds me of a time when I thought this site was populated by interesting people.

Gone waaaaaaaaay downhill recently though.

However, I don`t take life seriously. I find that if you do, you turn into somebody like you.

Hope you have a great day. Love your work xx

[Nonbe]

P.S. The above post was not aimed at the 10 or so posters I actually like.

i.e. those with a sense of humour who realise that this is just a website, and who haven`t dedicated their lives to some moral internet crusade.


Arisuta - I would think seriously about tweaking your joke receptors. Perhaps you`ll be able to tell when somebody is being serious. My posts tend not to be serious at all, but when somebody starts insulting me for my horse-play, I resort to name-calling and tongue sticking-out.

I`ll re-phrase that.

Incredibly literate name-calling, and supremely arousing tongue-sticking out.

[arisuta]

P.S. The above post was not aimed at the 10 or so posters I actually like, but who don't like me.

i.e. those with a sense of humour who realise that this is just a website, and who haven`t dedicated their lives to some moral internet crusade.

Fair enough, it's just a website, but some of the subjects on here seem fairly serious and perhaps you should take off your clown hat when sitting down to write a post on them. Other threads may be facetious and light-hearted and those are the ones you should be concentrating on.

Arisuta - I would think seriously about tweaking your joke receptors.

My joke receptors are highly developed thanks, it's just that your jokes on this subject are not in the least bit funny. I can't wait to here your jokes about the holocaust and that hilarious little limerick you know about AIDS victims.


Perhaps you`ll be able to tell when somebody is being serious. My posts tend not to be serious at all, but when somebody starts insulting me for my horse-play, I resort to name-calling and tongue sticking-out.

Again, please refrain from posting where adults are in discussion as you will obviously feel out of place and look very silly, (just like your avatar in fact).

I`ll re-phrase that.

Incredibly literate name-calling, and supremely arousing tongue-sticking out.

Not very literate or interesting name calling and probably repulsive yellow, furry tongue sticking out.

[Nonbe]

I`ve been waiting so long for people to ask me about my holocaust jokes!

What`s the difference between Hitler and Lance Armstrong?
Lance Armstrong has no problems finishing a race.

I`ve got a hell of a lot worse jokes than that, but I choose not to use them, because I have a feeling that your head will explode out of pure frustration that YOU CAN`T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT.

You talk about adult discussion, and yet you childishly edit my `quotes`, whinge about everything under the sun, and try to put down my impeccable and faultless mastery of the English language.

I also never feel out of place. In fact, I `bring the party` to whatever venue I happen to frequent. Without me, life, the world, and everything, would be bland, uniform and very, very boring.

Just like yourself in fact.

I found an interesting site you might want to check out, being such a fan of aquatic mammals and suchlike.

www.dolphinsex.org

[kurogane]

I eat shiitesucking po-faced pseudo intellectual sanctimonius newbie feckwits like you and come back for seconds.

Since you have no sense of humour, I am extending you the courtesy of a warning.
You have been warned

Now go and play with all your whingeing humourless anumal rights friends.

[kurogane]

I`ve been waiting so long for people to ask me about my holocaust jokes!

What`s the difference between Hitler and Lance Armstrong?
Lance Armstrong has no problems finishing a race.

I`ve got a hell of a lot worse jokes than that, but I choose not to use them, because I have a feeling that your head will explode out of pure frustration that YOU CAN`T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT.

You talk about adult discussion, and yet you childishly edit my `quotes`, whinge about everything under the sun, and try to put down my impeccable and faultless mastery of the English language.

I also never feel out of place. In fact, I `bring the party` to whatever venue I happen to frequent. Without me, life, the world, and everything, would be bland, uniform and very, very boring.

Just like yourself in fact.

I found an interesting site you might want to check out, being such a fan of aquatic mammals and suchlike.

www.dolphinsex.org

Man, you are hardcore. Also, I would like to bring to attention your "impeccable and faultless mastery of the English language. "

You are a most excellent ally. I tip my hat.

Go get 'em tiger.

[arisuta]

'I eat shiitesucking po-faced pseudo intellectual sanctimonius newbie feckwits like you and come back for seconds.'

I'm sure you eat ____, you spout enough of it. I'm not a newbie, you dogturd in tonic. I've been checking out Gaijinpot for ages, I just don't feel the need to spend my entire life typing stuff on here, (where do you find the time?). A lot of the threads are not of interest to me in my own situation, so when something that is close to my heart does come along, I would like the topic to be treated with some respect. Fat chance of that from a foul mouthed brain donor like you.

'Since you have no sense of humour', (Wrong! Major sense of humour, just not the infantile, moronic kind you are used to). 'I am extending you the courtesy of a warning.
You have been warned', (Wow, quaking at my desk here, I have been warned by a git who's avatar shows his pathetic panda willie warmer and who, no doubt, has the power to kill me via the internet! What a total waste of space you are Kurogane. Go home and pay off your debt to society, (student loans are such a debt), and then come back here and act all high and mighty.

'Now go and play with all your whingeing humourless animal rights friends.' My friends are normal like me, but they are suitably appalled at your lack of good character and pathetic sense of humour.

PS. I'm sure I'm correct in assuming that the willie warmer in your avatar is actual size, 20mm fully erect, you must be so ashamed.
__________________

[Ed Ob]

Just to fan the flames a little:
http://search.japantimes.co.jp/cgi-b...0060216a4.html

[Libertine]

'I eat shiitesucking po-faced pseudo intellectual sanctimonius newbie feckwits like you and come back for seconds.'

I'm sure you eat ____, you spout enough of it. I'm not a newbie, you dogturd in tonic. I've been checking out Gaijinpot for ages, I just don't feel the need to spend my entire life typing stuff on here, (where do you find the time?). A lot of the threads are not of interest to me in my own situation, so when something that is close to my heart does come along, I would like the topic to be treated with some respect. Fat chance of that from a foul mouthed brain donor like you.

'Since you have no sense of humour', (Wrong! Major sense of humour, just not the infantile, moronic kind you are used to). 'I am extending you the courtesy of a warning.
You have been warned', (Wow, quaking at my desk here, I have been warned by a git who's avatar shows his pathetic panda willie warmer and who, no doubt, has the power to kill me via the internet! What a total waste of space you are Kurogane. Go home and pay off your debt to society, (student loans are such a debt), and then come back here and act all high and mighty.

'Now go and play with all your whingeing humourless animal rights friends.' My friends are normal like me, but they are suitably appalled at your lack of good character and pathetic sense of humour.

PS. I'm sure I'm correct in assuming that the willie warmer in your avatar is actual size, 20mm fully erect, you must be so ashamed.
__________________

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[arisuta]

Oh dear, yet again the Japanese show their total absence of sensitivity to the environment.

_________________
She offered her honour,
He honoured her offer,
And all night long he was on her and off her.

[Yodogawa]

Oh dear, yet again the Japanese show their total absence of sensitivity to the environment.

Oh dear, I just farted yet again.

[Ed Ob]

So that's what I can smell. I should apologise to the cat.

[Libertine]

[Libertine]

Nothing but "try-hard Amphibians".....



And they deserve to be eaten.

[Nonbe]

You dogturd in tonic.

Nice insult. It`s the sort of thing a 12 year old kid with no friends would come up with, but nice try, anyway.

'Since you have no sense of humour', (Wrong! Major sense of humour, just not the infantile, moronic kind you are used to).

See above.

'Now go and play with all your whingeing humourless animal rights friends.' My friends are normal like me, but they are suitably appalled at your lack of good character and pathetic sense of humour.

Normal? Like you? They must be if you tell them that someone wrote something bad on the internet, and they all come rushing over to see it.

`Oh my god! That`s like, totally un-cool!`
`Yeah, what that guy said about whales...God, he`s going to hell for that`

Nice work. I bet you`re a Vegan, Christian , Pro-Life Non-Smoker, aren`t you?

And I simply looooove the way you`ve switched gears and started attacking Kurogane instead of me. Good luck with that, as I fear his English skills are on a par with mine.


Plus, his real _____ is masssive...

[arisuta]

Nice insult. It`s the sort of thing a 12 year old kid with no friends would come up with, but nice try, anyway.

No, Actually, it's a quote from Monty Python, and I like the alliteration.

See above.(don't bother)



Normal?(yes) Like you? (still yes).They must be if you tell them that someone wrote something bad on the internet, and they all come rushing over to see it.
They didn't rush anywhere, I just mentioned that a pair of moronic, insensitive twats were making fun of whaling and they simply noted that they must be fcuking utter tits, which I agreed with.

`Oh my god! That`s like, totally un-cool!`
(True, but not actually what they said as they don't have the mentality of a seven year old American.

`Yeah, what that guy said about whales...God, he`s going to hell for that`
(Here's hoping, but I don't really believe in hell)

Nice work. I bet you`re a Vegan, Christian , Pro-Life Non-Smoker, aren`t you?
Wrong again, do you ever get anything right, (apart from spelling and punctuation), it must be depressing being wrong so often, why not do the world a favour and kill yourself in a fit of melancholia?

And I simply looooove the way you`ve switched gears and started attacking Kurogane instead of me. Good luck with that, as I fear his English skills are on a par with mine.

No, I didn't switch anything, I simply went home from work and ran out of time to give you the abuse you so richly deserve,
Plus, his real _____ is masssive...

Sad to lower myself to Kurogane's level of pathetic sexual name calling, or whatever it is, but I guess you would know all about his _____ size as it is so far up you that we can't tell where you end and he begins.

Thanks for cheering me up with your silly,　inaccurate post.
cheers,
Byeeee

[Nonbe]

You`re welcome, you lovable flustered sweaty activist, you.

Somebody needs a hug!

And lessons in how to attack people properly. You see, it`s difficult for people who aren`t intelligent to appear so on the internet. However, it`s easy for people like myself, Kurogane, and a myriad of other posters on this site to drop down to a `special` level in order to communicate effectively with the plebian masses, yourself included. However, seeing as you started insulting me so very, very badly, I felt obliged to limit my attacks upon you to some very childish observations and name calling. This hasn`t roused you suitably, and as such you have left me no choice but to lower myself further down, in the hope that you somehow realise that you are, in fact, the biggest ______ I`ve ever had the displeasure of sharing a forum with.

Are you ready? Then I shall begin...

____ the whales! ____ Greenpeace! Make love to everybody at Huntingdon Life Sciences! Hunt Foxes! Club seals! Enrage tiny minded-people on an internet forum, who lack even the tiniest inkling of being able to detect when someone`s messing around and haven`t figured out how the ignore function works! Keep winding them up until they run out of novel insults, while you still have an entire arsenal waiting in the wings! Eat horses (live)! Kick puppies! Swing a cat! Pull a child`s hair and make it cry! Etc...



You see, that took me two minutes, and I bet you`ve already urinated in your flared hemp trousers and called all your friends again. Just put me on your ignore list, and call it a day, will you? And lighten up, for God`s sake. We`re all going to die one day, so why not laugh about how shite things are and have fun while we still can?

Go get `em tiger

I believe `em`s` been got.