So I felt like messing with this guy for personal reasons which I won't bother justifying and I made a date with him pretending to be a Japanese girl via e-mail. He got stood up.
Then, eventually after he kept trying to forgive me and send me more e-mails, I told him the truth.
Now he says he has enough info on me that the cops know who I am and they're coming for me and I'll be deported.
I haven't actually broken a law, have I?