most embarrassing thing to happen to you

[bayareababe_707]

The other day at work, my 'rocket' fail out of my handbag....about 7 soldiers and 2 Colonels saw it! This really hot guy said 'excuse me ma'am..you dropped something.' I turned around and there in was resting peacefully on a U.S. Coast Guard rug...........

Someone better share!

[KOOL J]

Last nite, I switched off my wife and kissed da TV !

Was that funny or embarrasing.......still searching fo an answer!

[bayareababe_707]

Last nite, I switched off my wife and kissed da TV !

Was that funny or embarrasing.......still searching fo an answer!

How does one get switched off? Please tell me the secret?-lol

[thickmick]

How does one get switched off? Please tell me the secret?-lol

More importantly how does one get turned on ?

[Mr Clean]

After an extremely vigorous love-making session, I switched on the light to smoke a cigarette. It was at that point that I realised that I was not in bed with the tart I had picked up in Roppongi but my flatmate Pedro.

After going to the bathroom to put on a connie, in my excitement I had mistakenly gone into Pedro`s room instead of mine. A real face-reddening moment and he was especially annoyed as he hates smoking.

[thickmick]

I guess this story is funny as you put an r in ____

After an extremely vigorous love-making session, I switched on the light to smoke a cigarette. It was at that point that I realised that I was not in bed with the tart I had picked up in Roppongi but my flatmate Pedro.

After going to the bathroom to put on a connie, in my excitement I had mistakenly gone into Pedro`s room instead of mine. A real face-reddening moment and he was especially annoyed as he hates smoking.

[Pkl]

Dear Lord, did Thickmick just post something that made me laugh? The world is coming to an end.

My most embarrasing moment was when I was in high school, 14 years of age to be precise. I had just been to the toilet half way through a maths class, and the trousers I had on had a busted zipper, damn thing used to come down without me realising.

So I wander back in to class...zip down, hanging free out of the gap in my shorts, completely oblivious until a couple of girls let out a few suprised gasps.

I never lived that down. And I'm not sure if it improved my love life or made it worse.

[bayareababe_707]

Dear Lord, did Thickmick just post something that made me laugh? The world is coming to an end.

My most embarrasing moment was when I was in high school, 14 years of age to be precise. I had just been to the toilet half way through a maths class, and the trousers I had on had a busted zipper, damn thing used to come down without me realising.

So I wander back in to class...zip down, hanging free out of the gap in my shorts, completely oblivious until a couple of girls let out a few suprised gasps.

I never lived that down. And I'm not sure if it improved my love life or made it worse.

I'm sure the girls still remember that as a life changing event.

[bayareababe_707]

More importantly how does one get turned on ?

cologne and stubble.....works ALL THE TIME!

[Pkl]

I'm sure the girls still remember that as a life changing event.

I certainly did. At 14, I was damn near traumatised for life. Or for a week at least, then I pretty much forgot about it except for the calls of "Hey, gonna show us your ____ again today?"

[thickmick]

cologne and stubble.....works ALL THE TIME!

I dont mind shaving my balls but I am not putting aftershave on them

[person]

I dont mind shaving my balls but I am not putting aftershave on them

I sense a theme in your posts as of late....

[thickmick]

I sense a theme in your posts as of late....

Yup I got a good deal on a rorry road of bic razors.

[person]

Yup I got a good deal on a rorry road of bic razors.

....lorry load...?? I think you're actually cracking some funnies...or attempting to. Light-hearted mood are we?

[thickmick]

....lorry load...?? I think you're actually cracking some funnies...or attempting to. Light-hearted mood are we?

These razors have a pen in the end ,good old BIC ,so you can shave off your friends eyebrows ,tache or pubes then draw in some new ones .

[Mr Clean]

Dear Lord, did Thickmick just post something that made me laugh? The world is coming to an end.

If that made you laugh then I would confidently suggest that it is less evidence that the world is coming to an end and perhaps more evidence that you are a total fucking eedjit.

[thickmick]

If that made you laugh then I would confidently suggest that it is less evidence that the world is coming to an end and perhaps more evidence that you are a total fucking eedjit.

He might be a total eedgit ,in not recognizing my other moments of brilliance but his sucking up was most welcome.

[Pkl]

If that made you laugh then I would confidently suggest that it is less evidence that the world is coming to an end and perhaps more evidence that you are a total fucking eedjit.

I'm interested in your thesis, please provide more details.

[Mr Clean]

No more details really. That was about it.

[Gone Asiatic]

A few years back I was on a rotating shift basis and would periodically shift from a 12 hour day shift to a 12 hour night shift. This caused severe changes in that Circadian Rhythm thing.

On a train on the way to work about 6:30PM, I noticed a huge seam on my right shirt sleeve at the shoulder (right hand gripping the tsurikawa). I quickly grasped the area behind my shirt collar and sure as shite, there was a HHHUUUGE tab sticking out from my shirt....I was wearing it inside out!

Of course, not one of the Japanese on that crowded train showed outward signs of noticing.

[kurogane]

How does one get switched off? Please tell me the secret?-lol

Watch Sex and the City

[Mr_nice]

I walked in the Shinsei Bank and my _______ popped out of my zipper. The guy at the desk had a evil smirk on his face. So I broke his nose. I bet he felt SO embarrassed after that.

[akahebi]

Yesterday I was getting a bj in my car just driving around ttown. She was wearing only panties and my pants were down to my knees. Normally, it's not a problem (it happens 4 or 5 times a month) but we caught a bad light and a guy walking his dog came by and got an eye full. He started to continue on, but then stopped and got another eye full.

I guess it was embarrassing - a little - but I saw a twinkle in his eye that said, "Daaaaaaaaaaaammmmmnnn! Lucky gaijin-me!"

It's actually kind of fun to wave to the school girls as I approach them in the car, point to them and then to my lap. Maybe "most embarrassing thing to happen to them"??

[JBS3009]

I was at a Roppongi lounge/bar with a lady, when I realised that my drink needed refilling. I called out to a group of black men dressed very similarly to the wait staff. There was no response, so I raised my voice and began to impatiently snap my fingers at them, demanding service. They all turned around angrily and gave me one of those menacing 'just-because-I'm-black-you-assume-that-I-can-only-get-a-lowly-waiting-job!?' looks.
Red-faced, I quickly apologised. It was incredibly embarrassing, but definitely a look-back-and-laugh moment.

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I was at a Roppongi lounge/bar with a lady, when I realised that my drink needed refilling. I called out to a group of black men dressed very similarly to the wait staff. There was no response, so I raised my voice and began to impatiently snap my fingers at them, demanding service. They all turned around angrily and gave me one of those menacing 'just-because-I'm-black-you-assume-that-I-can-only-get-a-lowly-waiting-job!?' looks.
Red-faced, I quickly apologised. It was incredibly embarrassing, but definitely a look-back-and-laugh moment.

that's fvcking hilarious

[bayareababe_707]

Watch Sex and the City

that IS the worst show ever......

[bayareababe_707]

I was at a Roppongi lounge/bar with a lady, when I realised that my drink needed refilling. I called out to a group of black men dressed very similarly to the wait staff. There was no response, so I raised my voice and began to impatiently snap my fingers at them, demanding service. They all turned around angrily and gave me one of those menacing 'just-because-I'm-black-you-assume-that-I-can-only-get-a-lowly-waiting-job!?' looks.
Red-faced, I quickly apologised. It was incredibly embarrassing, but definitely a look-back-and-laugh moment.

oh noooo, you really did that?

[JBS3009]

oh noooo, you really did that?

yup. Have I just blown any chance of participating in our upcoming threesome?

[bayareababe_707]

yup. Have I just blown any chance of participating in our upcoming threesome?

No of course not-I'm gearing up for it

[leer0y]

My friend (honest) when he was 14, was taking the train from London to Penzance. He went to the toilet to indulge in a little 'hand shandy' but didn't lock the door correctly when he thought he had.

A lady went to powder her nose and opened the toilet door to see a 14 year old boy busily involved in a serious masturbation session.

He was stupid enough to tell someone, who then told the whole school, and then all us 'mates' had great fun giving him a wide variety of nicknames relating to the event.