Best Japanese Pick Up Line

[okinawa]

Here it goes.

1."rainen no kono hi mo issho ni waratteiyoh"-"This time next year, let’s be laughing together."

2.Poketto-ni futon-ga hait-teru - I have a futon in my pocket

3.Mae-ni atta-koto aru? - Don't I know you from somewhere?

4. "Boku-wa aisu kurimu-o issho-ni taberu hito-ga inai-no."- I don't have anyone to share ice cream with.

5."kireina hitomi dane!"-You have beautiful eyes!

No. 1 is the best, i think

[tono_sama]

just say kimi no hitomi ni kanpai... lol

[JBS3009]

Here it goes.

1."rainen no kono hi mo issho ni waratteiyoh"-"This time next year, let’s be laughing together."

2.Poketto-ni futon-ga hait-teru - I have a futon in my pocket

3.Mae-ni atta-koto aru? - Don't I know you from somewhere?

4. "Boku-wa aisu kurimu-o issho-ni taberu hito-ga inai-no."- I don't have anyone to share ice cream with.

5."kireina hitomi dane!"-You have beautiful eyes!

No. 1 is the best, i think

A quick Google search of those would suggest that you copied them straight from the Internetz, and have never actually tried them.

And you should try them... go on, I dare you.

Probably the only one which wouldn't get you laughed out of a building would be Number 3, but only because it would be considered a legitimate question that would be met with a simple "yes" or "no."

The reality is, pick-up lines don't really work. Offer a smile, perhaps a wink, and a "hello," and you'll usually understand within a minute whether or not your efforts are getting you anywhere.

just say kimi no hitomi ni kanpai... lol

I find an "oppai dekai ne" with an outstretched index pointing towards their breasts works well.

Sometimes, bluntness is very under-rated in its effectiveness.

[~Murasaki~]

Who ever thought of pick up lines should be slapped. I find that the one of respond to most and a nicely dress guys coming up to me and saying "hi".

[thickmick]

Who ever thought of pick up lines should be slapped. I find that the one of respond to most and a nicely dress guys coming up to me and saying "hi".

what about do yer fancy a shag

[okinawa]

A quick Google search of those would suggest that you copied them straight from the Internetz, and have never actually tried them.

And you should try them... go on, I dare you.

Probably the only one which wouldn't get you laughed out of a building would be Number 3, but only because it would be considered a legitimate question that would be met with a simple "yes" or "no."

The reality is, pick-up lines don't really work. Offer a smile, perhaps a wink, and a "hello," and you'll usually understand within a minute whether or not your efforts are getting you anywhere.


I find an "oppai dekai ne" with an outstretched index pointing towards their breasts works well.

Sometimes, bluntness is very under-rated in its effectiveness.

I have never tried those lame lines. I just put them on GP to check the reactions of masters like you.

[ganseki]

alphabetted japanese. disgusting, absolutely disgusting.

[JBS3009]

Who ever thought of pick up lines should be slapped. I find that the one of respond to most and a nicely dress guys coming up to me and saying "hi".

*approaches Murasaki in plain, white, UniQlo-purchased V-necked T-shirt, ragged Levis covered in bicycle grease and a flannel shirt tied around the waist*

"Hi!"

I have never tried those lame lines.

Thank goodness you've still got your noggin screwed on right.

And promise me you never will.

alphabetted japanese. disgusting, absolutely disgusting.

Nani iutten dayo... ChinaSplash ni modottara iinjya nai? tstte ittendayo.

[metalli-kurisu]

Eeearrgh luv', get 'yer rat out!

[hennagaijin]

had a bad habit of winking from back home where we do it when we make a joke or share a victory or for many other reasons.
When i first came here i let some slip, often not noticing i had, at guys and girls who were just friends and not trying to hit on... totally innocent.
The impression i got was that they see it as echi and dont like it.

(Although i have had good reactions OCCASIONALLY when i have winked at a girl who was staring at me..)

[Basic]

OK, I'll 'fess up. Back about 15 years ago when I was single I used to try out a couple lines just to see if I could pick up any girl in the ten minute walk between the station and my apartment.

One line I'd use was "Anata wa watashi no konomi sokkuri".

Then I would tell them that I just had to ask for one kiss as I would never get the chance again.

I rarely got a negative response. In the 6 months or so that I was running that game I ended up making out with about 4 or 5 girls right there.

[crimsonx]

"I've lost my phone number, can I have yours?"
"What's that in your eye? Oh, nevermind; its just a sparkle."

I hate cheesy lines also.

[JBS3009]

OK, I'll 'fess up. Back about 15 years ago when I was single I used to try out a couple lines just to see if I could pick up any girl in the ten minute walk between the station and my apartment.

One line I'd use was "Anata wa watashi no konomi sokkuri".

Fifteen years ago, you'd be hard-pressed to find a pickup line that didn't work.

Times have changed - as a white man, my job would be a lot easier were it still 1992.

[hairyass]

Fifteen years ago, you'd be hard-pressed to find a pickup line that didn't work.

Times have changed - as a white man, my job would be a lot easier were it still 1992.

I don't think the women are any harder or easier to pick up. Individuals have just got older, therefore most are fatter and/or uglier. Plus many have added responsibilities that get in the way of picking up. Such as wife and children.

However most women respect power and money - so if you have either of these you will be fine.

No need for pick up lines.

Hairy

[Homerduff]

Favorite pick up line:

"Namae wa nan desu ka ?"

I keep it simpel, never been ignored.

[~Murasaki~]

what about do yer fancy a shag

No..I don't shag on the first time I met someone..however he is nicely dressed and cute..I won't slap him for such a bad pick up like. I might fall over laughing but no violience will occur.

[okinawa]

No..I don't shag on the first time I met someone..however he is nicely dressed and cute..I won't slap him for such a bad pick up like. I might fall over laughing but no violience will occur.

he is nicely dressed and cute== He is a player!!!!!!

[~Murasaki~]

*approaches Murasaki in plain, white, UniQlo-purchased V-necked T-shirt, ragged Levis covered in bicycle grease and a flannel shirt tied around the waist*

"Hi!"

perfect...you must get tons of action

Girls don't respond to sh!tty pick up lines anymore.Although I pretty sure no one ever really did.

[イチゴいち]

Best pick up line in Japan. すみません、My 日本語　is very bad, 助けてください。

Best line anywhere (translated respectively). "Hey, my name is ____. Short pause... No response, say "Haven't we met before."

[April]

A Japanese guy once declared to me that he has Mount Fuji in his trousers.

[JBS3009]

A Japanese guy once declared to me that he has Mount Fuji in his trousers.

And we're sure you replied that you have Muff Fuji in yours.

[April]

And we're sure you replied that you have Muff Fuji in yours.

No I keep the floorboards clean.

[JBS3009]

No I keep the floorboards clean.

Hawt.

Mind you, a little bit of grass on the pitch doesn't go astray. You know, just to remind us we're making love to an adult.

Incidentally, what are you views on 'man-scaping?' Any hints or tips? - I'm not sure if I'm doing it right.