So I hear that some gaijin around town are acting krazy, speaking the Japanese, telling everyone and acting like Japan is all their own, wanting to adopt Japanese names etc etc

It has come to a head. Who is your fave Gaijin Schmaijin?

The dude with the carny act with the beret and the puppet late Saturday night at Ikebukuro Seibu Exit who will act in a rage if you try to take his photo (whats with that? - try it and see!)?

The tourist gaijin?

The engrish teachin' gaijin?

The corporate gaijin?

The lazing about in Japan gaijin?

The Mr I have a Japanese wife gaijin?

Take your pick or nominate your favorite gaijin schmaijin.