Your Favorite Gaijin Schmaijin

[Gaijin Samurai]

Have we nominated foreigners that use the term Gaijin in English to refer to foreigners?

Them, and the ones that mix in Japanese words like "Baito" and "Nomikai" into English sentences.

Detestable creatures. I make sure never to use Japanese words when I am speaking in English.

Anyone into empty handing?

[kurogane]

Detestable creatures. I make sure never to use Japanese words when I am speaking in English.

I especially enjoy the facile excuses:

But there is no word for Baito in English!!!

Anyone into empty handing?

Fool me twice, shame on me......................

[move]

I especially enjoy the fecal excuses:





Stool me twice, shame on me......................

Fixed it for ya tinker bell.

[kurogane]

Fixed it for ya tinker bell.

That's the first time you've made me laugh

Health chuckles galore

[Samurai Dave]

You gotta be kidding me! I was expecting some kind of big consensus when I received a message on my youtube channel from this troll d-bag saying:

The People Have Spoken!

YOU ARE THE BIGGEST DOUCHEBAG GAIJIN SCHMAIJIN IN JAPAN!

CONGRATULATIONS FOOL!

GAIN THE WISDOM!

*SOUNDS GONG*

Uh, what people? I noticed on my blog a whopping 9 votes originating from this thread and came here to find a staggering 30 votes on a lame poll on a done-to-death topic. Pathetic! The top two voted categories I don't even fit into - being married or being tall and blond.

I was hoping for an awards ceremony and a trophy like John Edward got for being the Biggest Douche of the Universe on SouthPark which apparently this boring unoriginal troll is lamely trying to rip off. Dammit and I rented this tux for nothing!

[WillKill4Rice]

Time for the Wisdom.

When someone in Yamato call outto:

"Oh Douchebag Gaijin, Gaijin Schmaijin!"

I see one man come out and say "You Lang?"

And it's this man:



GAIN THE WISDOM FOOL!

*SOUNDS GONG*

ps where the phuque do people like this douche with the swords come from? he need to see the head doctor real quick fast before someone get hurt.

YOU ARE A PHUQUEING DOUCHEBAG, SIR.

UNCLE RICE WISDOM FOR YOUR MR DOUCHEBAG SCHMAIJIN-JIN

*SOUNDS GONG*

[Samurai Dave]

uh, yeah.... don't quit your day job at McDonald's for a career in comedy anytime soon, kid, with that godawful material.

[OtoriOsaka]

What a loser lol

[Jay-Biz]

What a loser lol

Actual LOL. I hope I run into this kid in Tokyo. What a disgusting looking individual.

[Wiki]

Actual LOL. I hope I run into this kid in Tokyo. What a disgusting looking individual.

Please post your own photo so we can make a comparison

[Samurai Dave]

Actual LOL. I hope I run into this kid in Tokyo. What a disgusting looking individual.

Oh, I doubt you have the cojones, internet tough guy. You guys are just typical faceless trolls sniping at other people from the comfort of cowardly anonymity. Such cliches this day and age!

But if you wish to "run into this kid" I'll gladly pm you a time and place to have a little chat to your heart's content but I somewhat doubt you'll show.

[Gaijin Samurai]

What a loser lol

Actual LOL. I hope I run into this kid in Tokyo. What a disgusting looking individual.

Jesus, why are you lot so f**king harsh?!

[Samurai Dave]

Jesus, why are you lot so f**king harsh?!

jealousy, sheer jealousy. I have a face - faceless trolls are always jealous because they tremble that someone might actually see theirs one day

[Kokuwakamusha]

I picked Mr. I have a Japanese wife bcuz it sounds most like me, even tho Im in America and unmarried.

[CapnHarry]

What about "Refugee from the UK Jin"?

I see this thread http://forum.gaijinpot.com/showthread.php?t=70775 - and it was locked?

Why exactly? That would be a good gaijin schmaijin choice - because I do see a lot of these guys around Japan. And they mostly suck as people.

[CapnHarry]

Ok how about

"OI HAVE AN MBA AND OIM GONNA BE THE BEST MOST REVOLUTIONARY ENGRISH TEACHER IN JAPAN JIN "CALL ME SENSEI" AND GIVE ME THE RESPECT!" jin.

Plenty of these guys around the place.

[steki47]

This douche reminds me of a gaijin saw doing aikido up in Tokyo. He was a fairly experienced black belt and quite fluent in Japanese. I would have respected his accomplishments had it not been for his chonmage.

DOUCHEBAG!

[ひさしぶり]

Why is SamuraiDave a douchebag? I think he's very informative...

[Gaijin Samurai]

Why is SamuraiDave a douchebag? I think he's very informative...

Is it just me, or was SamuraiDave Agent Smith in the Matrix (compare his delivery in the Youtube video above to this):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ypZS...eature=related

[WillKill4Rice]

Is this the carny puppet man gaijin?

UNCLE RICE WISDOM!

CARNY PUPPET MAN IS MR GIOVANI SAN

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcAwJNeJlCQ

LOOK LIKE MR GIOVANI SAN IS BROKE ___ AMERIKA JIN IN TOKYO. HE LACKS THE WISDOM.

WHO ON POT KNOW GIOVANI SAN? WHY HE SUCH A CARNY MAN JINS?

*SOUNDS GONG*

[Firehawk13]

Yes, that and the "Oh No You Don't I'm Higher on Gaijin Heirarchy Than You".

Definitely this one. Never met a gaijin like this, but it sounds hilarious.

[CapnHarry]

Definitely this one. Never met a gaijin like this, but it sounds hilarious.

That's practically every G Peep in J Land my friend.

"OIVE BEEN HERE FOR A MILLION YEARS, WAY BEFORE YOU"

"OI KNOW J LAND - YOU DONT"

"OI SPEAK JAPANESE BETTER THAN YOU"

"OI KNOW THE CITIES, BTW HAVE YOU BEEN TO THE ************* DISTRICT? ITS THE NEW SHIB"

etc etc sadly...

[Gadzooks]

Where is the poll option for:

"Bitter Gaijin dangerously obsessed with other Gaijins"; or

"Bitter Gaijin rejected by the Ingurishu teaching industry"; or

"Bitter Gaijin who wasted money on a useless MBA and now wants to tell others all about it" ??

You're my favorite gaijin, Cap Harry/Ricey.

Sloppy kisses,

G.

[thefan]

You're my favorite gaijin, Cap Harry/Ricey.

Sloppy kisses,

G.

I have it on good authority Ricey is also known as Sloppy Seconds

[Super English]

I voted for each and every one. What about an option for coming to Japan to be an ALT? Or an ESL?

[CapnHarry]

Definitely the I have a Japanese Wife Schmaijin are some of the worst.

Check out this guy "THE HUNTER GOT HUNTED"

Hilarious.

[Rudiger]

Definitely the I have a Japanese Wife Schmaijin are some of the worst.

Check out this guy "THE HUNTER GOT HUNTED"

Hilarious.

Do guys usually post photos of themselves on this forum!?

WOW!

[johnnysmith]

Why is SamuraiDave a douchebag? I think he's very informative...

f uk what a ____ head.

[WillKill4Rice]

f uk what a ____ head.

time for the wisdom.

[WillKill4Rice]

f uk what a ____ head.

TIME FOR THE WISDOM.

JAMES AT REALIZE NOW ICHIBAN DOUCHEBAG IN J LAND (WITH BEANIE HAT ON)

It is decided.

[truth8honesty]

I guess theres always the other category like "Im a Loser Gaijin Wanting to Be Like a Character in Lost in Translation"

Lost in Translation was like a Kurosawa masterpiece compared to Ramen Girl.

I know too many little white girls that are OBSESSED with these movies. WHY?

[truth8honesty]

This douche reminds me of a gaijin saw doing aikido up in Tokyo. He was a fairly experienced black belt and quite fluent in Japanese. I would have respected his accomplishments had it not been for his chonmage.

DOUCHEBAG!

I had forgotten this word from my teenage years. Had to look it up. Though, I have not seen a chonmage as epic as The White Samurai!

[truth8honesty]

I'm surprised no one pointed out that he's holding his swords wrong. Hope he got paid good for this photo shoot.....

Maybe he can be governor of California next term?

[kotoko]

I like the way Samurai Dave says Setsubun. Seh tsu boooon.

[GYARU]

I like the way Samurai Dave says Setsubun. Seh tsu boooon.

I rather enjoy the way he says mamemaki. marmy marky

[johnnysmith]

we can and are all categorized into some group. who cares if you are an english teacher enjoying the 4 seasons in japan drinking j beer, eating j food fuking j woman. as long as you are happy.
i think it weird to be creating such threads.

maybe the op has some kind of issues?

[OtoriOsaka]

What a loser lol

I take this comment back. It was a harsh thing to say, I judged him by a photo. Not good but I wouldn`t dress like that even for Halloween.

I`ve watched his videos on YouTube and I can say that he was a mine of information about Japanese festivals.

The Will Kill 4 Rice guy just isn`t funny. Like a fringe stand up comedian where the audience just doesn`t laugh. He`ll be along soon to say....Time for the Wisdom. The guy needs a new act.

[kagi00]

i think it weird to be creating such threads.

maybe the op has some kind of issues?

maybe? I think definitely

Welcome to the forum, johnnysmith.
you've only just begun to meet those with issues aplenty

be afraid, be very afraid

[jechan]

TIME FOR THE WISDOM.

JAMES AT REALIZE NOW ICHIBAN DOUCHEBAG IN J LAND (WITH BEANIE HAT ON)

It is decided.

Why? Because he is doing something with his life / time in Japan, which is more than anyone can say about your pitiful existence. Scurry back to your hole, little man.

[Booker]

ooh! ooh!

what about gaijin who continue to pretend to be gaijin in japan when they're no longer in japan and are henceforth simply gaijin?

i work with one.


i want to bite his throat out.