Little Johnny walked into school thirty minutes late.
"Sorry I'm late, teacher," he said, "but I didn't get my f**king breakfast."
"Johnny, we don't use language like that in school!" said his teacher. "Go stand in the corner!"
She then continued the geography lesson.
"Who can tell me where the Canadian border is?" she asked.
No hand went up except Little Johnny's.
The teacher ignored him and asked again.
Still no takers, so she reluctantly called on Little Johnny.
"He's in bed with my Mum," he replied, "and that's why I didn't get any f**king breakfast!"