i saw a gaijin today.....

[Booker]

there was a massively overweight man today at shinjuku jr with two pink shirts on who either eyehumped me or the woman behind me..
i mean, like, nasty a$$ shiz. man.

there were a bunch of taiwanese folks around today. but i guess they don't count....

[Andun]

Coming in to a station, a gajin spotted me sitting on a train carriage with vacant seats and made a quick 180 degree about turn to the next carriage.
Pussy! You afraid I was gonna talk to you or somethin' ???

[PurpleDaisies]

there was a massively overweight man today at shinjuku jr with two pink shirts on who either eyehumped me or the woman behind me..
i mean, like, nasty a$$ shiz. man.

there were a bunch of taiwanese folks around today. but i guess they don't count....

I saw a gaijin today at an aparto near mine collecting his mail. His mailbox was crammed so full that nothing more could fit it. Clean out your mailbox some time!!!!

Was that you?

[Alongdriver]

I saw a gaijin in Shinjuku today. F*cker was about 195cm, wearing a black corsette, kinky/long blonde hair, 6" black heels, a black miniskirt, WAY TOO MUCH MAKE-UP.....And forgot to shave his chest.


WAS THAT YOU?

[PurpleDaisies]

I just moved, my mailbox is now up a flight of 14 steps. I never get junk mail

It`s a pretty drastic way no ensure you don`t get junk mail!

[Booker]

I saw a gaijin today at an aparto near mine collecting his mail. His mailbox was crammed so full that nothing more could fit it. Clean out your mailbox some time!!!!

Was that you?

if we lived near each other, we'd both know it by now......^^

[PurpleDaisies]

if we lived near each other, we'd both know it by now......^^

So do you clean out your mailbox regularly?!

[Seattlegirl]

I saw two beautiful gaijin women today, drinking cocktails in the park. One was a lovely blonde and the other a tall redhead...

No, wait; crap, that was a flashback of me and PD last summer. My bad.

[PurpleDaisies]

I saw two beautiful gaijin women today, drinking cocktails in the park. One was a lovely blonde and the other a tall redhead...

No, wait; crap, that was a flashback of me and PD last summer. My bad.

Oh yes, that was nice Lovely day, lovely company...

The summer evening at the beer garden was good too....It was suprisingly green up there on the roof and a nice, funny group of GPers drinking under the summer sky - fun, fun evening..

Hmmm.....the summer beer garden meet-up plans seem to have fizzled. Maybe I should organise it again. Anyone in?
Pity SeattleGirl won`t be here this year

[PurpleDaisies]

One was a lovely blonde and the other a tall redhead...

that was a flashback of me and PD.

and we just needed a charming raven headed lass to be the GP angels

[telly]

It`s a pretty drastic way no ensure you don`t get junk mail!

works though

just call it a happy accident

[telly]

Hmmm.....the summer beer garden meet-up plans seem to have fizzled. Maybe I should organise it again. Anyone in?

sure, why not

[Booker]

So do you clean out your mailbox regularly?!

only when there are too many people to count that want in....
know the feelin'?

[PurpleDaisies]

only when there are too many people to count that want in....
know the feelin'?

Oh for god`s sake, just clean out your PM box! Sheesh.....

[Booker]

Oh for god`s sake, just clean out your PM box! Sheesh.....

it's all yours......

[Booker]

i saw a blue/blonde spindly male one in shibuya wearing a black yukata and carrying a man sack that said *i love tokyo*

was...that....you?


i certainly hope not.

[PurpleDaisies]

at Shinjuku station today I saw a completely bald guy with a big bushy black beard, carrying a megaphone and some pieces of wood.

Was that you?
If so, what was the wood about? A banner? Going to make a cruxifix?

[Trichophyton-in-my-pants]

Sunday spotting. A South-American guy on a movie date with a J-Bird.

Dude, seriously, you do not have to shout all the time. We know you're there with a hot girl. I am not using the yellow dotted street here. Good for you. Hope you engaged with precaution.

[Andun]

Saw two nerdy Christians (you know the type - clean cut all American white boys in white shirts and suit pants) in the missionary position at the train station. I avoided them like the plague.

In Shinjuku - a huge mutha goatee sporting gaijin with an incy wincy J girl. He'd better watch out he don't crush her in the sack.

[trunker]

i saw a blue/blonde spindly male one in shibuya wearing a black yukata and carrying a man sack that said *i love tokyo*

was...that....you?


i certainly hope not.

i think for certain ones, we should be permitted to do more than just report,.... ^^^ that one in particular should be put down,.... for everyones sake.

[PurpleDaisies]

Oh for god`s sake, just clean out your PM box! Sheesh.....

and again....

[Booker]

and again....

yeah. i figured it out.

stuff my box, baby.....

[Yekker]

Two gaijin girls. One slightly dumpy, instantly forgettable. The other: long dark hair, tall, shapely, with a beautiful face. She was in hot pants and heels. Young, 20s. She eclipsed her friend, but the large, red welts on her right leg made me wonder if she was into some kinky S&M. Not that that's a problem.

Was it you?

[trunker]

two big gaijin lesbians walked into a bar,....

[91Coupe]

Spotted: beautiful gaijin woman walking in front of ropungi hills going towards the oedo line and a guy in his late 40s early 50s who did a full 360 to check her out.
Those were the only two memorable ones.

Was she you?

admit it, my back pack and me hiking up my rain soaked pants turned you on a little bit.

[thefan]

Two gaijin girls. One slightly dumpy, instantly forgettable. The other: long dark hair, tall, shapely, with a beautiful face. She was in hot pants and heels. Young, 20s. She eclipsed her friend, but the large, red welts on her right leg made me wonder if she was into some kinky S&M. Not that that's a problem.

Was it you?

she'd just got off my face, the red welts were from me hanging on

[telly]

all the ink. all of it. thanks for asking.
i've been in town about a week just hanging out at a hotel that--i swear--sways back and forth like a cruise ship.

something just clicked

and is there any reason this fred is unillustrated? Could do a few.....

[trunker]

lol ^ gaijin photos with the japanese eye censorship bars!

[Ken44]

i saw two gaijins today. both intereacted with each other.

one gave a deathstare at the other gaijin who didnt look at him.

I don't notice the gaijin deathstare living in Tokyo. Gaijins run rampant in this city so it's pretty hard to imagine you've got a slice of Japan all to yourself. Maybe the g-deathstare is something you find more outside the major cities.

[trunker]

lolgaijins!

that would be effin hilarious.



just woke up, nothing to report,.... yet.

[Booker]

there were a big fat one the other day in shinjuku stn. big fat=probably american.

the ticket gates slammed on him, but the mutherfuker be so big he didn't even notice and barged on through.

[Trichophyton-in-my-pants]

Saw the same random blond girl again that has been giving me the G-Stare for 4 years or so. I still got no idea who she is.

Is it you? Next time we cross paths I'm going to stop and TALK TO YOU! How do you like that, huh?

[thefan]

Saw the same random blond girl again that has been giving me the G-Stare for 4 years or so. I still got no idea who she is.

Is it you? Next time we cross paths I'm going to stop and TALK TO YOU! How do you like that, huh?

try a wink and a smile

or just slap out your dong and wave it around

[Booker]

try a wink and a smile

or just slap out your dong and wave it around

i thought those techniques only worked on japanese women...

[thefan]

i thought those techniques only worked on japanese women...

who said anything about working ?

[yankeedoodle]

I saw a J-family in a big, almost empty church in a European Capital. Another J-man came in and sat directly behind them.
He didn't say Hi.
There was this gaijin, american sort of fellow, who eyed me a few times in the gym working up the courage to say Hi.
I ignored him.
Was that you and why would you say Hi?

[Trichophyton-in-my-pants]

There was this gaijin, american sort of fellow, who eyed me a few times in the gym working up the courage to say Hi.
I ignored him.
Was that you and why would you say Hi?

I recently caught a rare glimpse of a gaijin in my gym. I systematically tried to avoid him. I don't like anyone shouting encouragements to me while I'm lifting stuff. "One more, PUSH, PUUUUSH". It's not a delivery room you know...

Luckily, the opposite happened and the gaijin was cornered by the locals shouting encouragements to him.

Was it you, and does the fan club help?

[Piethrower]

there was a massively overweight man today at shinjuku jr with two pink shirts on who either eyehumped me or the woman behind me..
i mean, like, nasty a$$ shiz. man.

there were a bunch of taiwanese folks around today. but i guess they don't count....

There's a gaijin holding a moldy copy of Tanizaki's 'Some Prefer Nettles' which combined with his shallow posturing is, one assumes, a desperate attempt to be seen. Hi Booker! Still flirting with gay guys or have you graduated to bigger and badder acts?

[Booker]

There's a gaijin holding a moldy copy of Tanizaki's 'Some Prefer Nettles' which combined with his shallow posturing is, one assumes, a desperate attempt to be seen. Hi Booker! Still flirting with gay guys or have you graduated to bigger and badder acts?

booker is just one big flirt, you know. and since you asked, sir or madam pie, i'm working on a thing with a gp hottie (a female one). so don't ruin it for me.
and at 5'5", i do all i can to be seen. i guess i need to throw more pies. or read more futhermucking tanizaki.

p.s. do we know each other? we didn't make out at the company party, did we?

[Booker]

There's a gaijin holding a moldy copy of Tanizaki's 'Some Prefer Nettles' which combined with his shallow posturing is, one assumes, a desperate attempt to be seen. Hi Booker! Still flirting with gay guys or have you graduated to bigger and badder acts?

i'm onto you now, sucka juice!

the next gaijin i'll be seeing is YOU. in your nightmares......