Love Hotels?!

[Bluebell]

Could someone please explain to me what's the story with love hotels?

I might need to use one at some point over my next visit to my bf when we're sightseeing in Osaka.

The last time I visited and we got too horny without a private place nearby we wound up having sex in a tourist attraction - a castle! It was great but I'd like to have the option of a love hotel too!

So give me the low down on the whole love hotel thing please! If anyone knows any in Osaka that'd be great.

Originally Posted by Bluebell

Could someone please explain to me what's the story with love hotels?

I might need to use one at some point over my next visit to my bf when we're sightseeing in Osaka.

The last time I visited and we got too horny without a private place nearby we wound up having sex in a tourist attraction - a castle! It was great but I'd like to have the option of a love hotel too!

So give me the low down on the whole love hotel thing please! If anyone knows any in Osaka that'd be great.

Pay some money, get a themed room for 2-3 hours (or more) and have access to a bed, shower/bath, a slot machine, a mechanical bull, a tv with some Japanese adult videos (with the privates pixelated out) and a small fridge with hella expensive drinks.

I heard (chuckles) that you go inside, see a list/pics of the rooms, push a button for the room you want, get a key and head to the room. Come back later, hopefully spent, drop the key, pay get a small parting gift like a box of crackers and leave. Hope this helps

[Bluebell]

A mechanical bull?! Is that standard?! WFT?!

[PurpleDaisies]

I have never - ever - seen a mechanical bull in a love hotel ........not that I have ever been in one of course
But if I had, I could tell you that mostly they are just nice rooms...

But Osaka is reknown for the best theme love hotels.....which apparently make the love hotels elsewhere look really tame

[ひさしぶり]

Oh, so THAT's what it's called?!

I was wondering...

Originally Posted by ひさしぶり

Oh, so THAT's what it's called?!

I was wondering...

I was trying to find a video of some Japanese girls sitting on the .... chair thingy?... and throwing pies at each other, but I can't find it now

[Bluebell]

Cool! Can anyone recommend any good ones in Osaka so?!

[Marius_II]

Originally Posted by Bluebell

we wound up having sex in a tourist attraction - a castle!

Going medieval on your ___ jokes withstanding,
I know there's a few love-hotel guides available.
www.amazon.co.jp ?

[Kokuwakamusha]

I never been to Osaka, but I went to a love hotel in Oshu, Iwate. It was in the middle of a creepy forest, but I like the setup when I got there. It was 10 little houses in a circular cul-de-sac each with single car ports. You walk in the house, there's a huge bathroom/sauna/shower room with a tub that could fit about 2 people comfortably(it was deep too about 2ft). The front room and bedroom were connected into one large room. The walls around the bedroom section of the room were covered with mirrors(my favorite). Little fridge with expensive tiny sodas, a vending machine with dildos, vibrators, etc. A television with multiple porn channels and NHK???. The bed was one of those giant circular beds with girly soft blankets and sheets, at the head of the bed was a controller for the music and lights any type of music you can think of, with stereos built into the ceiling. The room was great with the lights dimmed down, the music a little low, my ex in her bra and panties.

(remenisces about past pussy)

[let`s talk]

Originally Posted by Bluebell

Cool! Can anyone recommend any good ones in Osaka so?!

How stupid of me.. I had another opinion of you for a start.Love hotel?! Is it what you are looking for in Japan? What a dump! They are cheap and dirty.I would n`t even enter such a place.There are a lot of nice and beautiful hotels in Osaka, not love ones, regular.Can`t you and your bf pay for that? And where are you going to stay while you are visiting him.Why can`t you have sex there? Or at his place, if you stay separately?

[Kokuwakamusha]

Originally Posted by let`s talk

How stupid of me.. I had another opinion of you for a start.Love hotel?! Is it what you are looking for in Japan? What a dump! They are cheap and dirty.I would n`t even enter such a place.There are a lot of nice and beautiful hotels in Osaka, not love ones, regular.Can`t you and your bf pay for that? And where are you going to stay while you are visiting him.Why can`t you have sex there? Or at his place, if you stay separately?

Sometimes people want to get down and dirty, it's better than the risk of doing it in a CASTLE(lol by the way)

A nice hotel is no fun, where's the random dildos and toys. My favorite voices of other couples fcckin the sh!t out of each other a couple a rooms down.
Or is that just me?

[Marius_II]

Originally Posted by let`s talk

Love hotel?! Is it what you are looking for in Japan? What a dump! They are cheap and dirty.

I'm guessing you based this opinion based on having to have frequent Just cheap and dirty love hotels.

OP, the fair lady, will have no trouble being the queen if she finds the romping castles listed in the guides.

[let`s talk]

Originally Posted by Marius_II

I'm guessing you based this opinion based on having to have frequent Just cheap and dirty love hotels.

What a surprise! I didn`t know that you can guess.It is something mental, does not apply to you.Inspite of your guessing being wrong, at least you tried your brains worked.Better this than nothing.Keep it up!

[let`s talk]

Originally Posted by Kokuwakamusha

Or is that just me?

Don`t worry.It is not just you.There are a lof of idiots in this world.You will not be alone.

[Kokuwakamusha]

Originally Posted by let`s talk

Don`t worry.It is not just you.There are a lof of idiots in this world.You will not be alone.

I'm an idiot bcuz I understand that sex like eating and sleeping is one of the most basic and important things humans do. If you want to keep your Missionary only, behind closed doors with the lights out lifestyle go ahead. But, for all the normal ppl I doubt it's important whether clean, dirty, kinky sex

[Marius_II]

Originally Posted by let`s talk

What a surprise! I didn`t know that you can guess.It is something mental, does not apply to you.Inspite of your guessing being wrong, at least you tried your brains worked.Better this than nothing.Keep it up!

Can someone translate this into English?

[Kokuwakamusha]

Originally Posted by Marius_II

Can someone translate this into English?

Blah, Blah, drool, BRAINS!!!

[Marius_II]

Originally Posted by Kokuwakamusha

Blah, Blah, drool, BRAINS!!!

Ha! I lolled.

Originally Posted by Marius_II

Ha! I lolled.

Heh heh heh. hahaha. Hahahahaha. HAHAHAHAHA. BWAHAHAHAHA.

[Kokuwakamusha]

Originally Posted by alongdriver

Heh heh heh. hahaha. Hahahahaha. HAHAHAHAHA. BWAHAHAHAHA.

a) COL- chuckle out loud
b) GOL- giggle out loud
c) LOL- laugh out loud
d) LMAO- laugh my ___ off
e) ROFL- Roll on floor laugh
f) MSLOL- Mad Scientist Laugh out Loud

Answer if F

Originally Posted by Kokuwakamusha

a) COL- chuckle out loud
b) GOL- giggle out loud
c) LOL- laugh out loud
d) LMAO- laugh my ___ off
e) ROFL- Roll on floor laugh
f) MSLOL- Mad Scientist Laugh out Loud

Answer if F

Did you google that?

I wrote it that way to instill a different idea for readers than what the acronyms offer. They have their place mind you, but mine shows the descent to insanity instead of the the destination

[Trichophyton-in-my-pants]

Originally Posted by Bluebell

Cool! Can anyone recommend any good ones in Osaka so?!

Try southern Amerika Mura. If you don't want lice and some exotic disease from the hot tub be prepared to spend more than 10,000y. And to clarify, how the scheme works is that you go and find a place that basically has free rooms of your preference, so recommending something would be, well, useless.

[Kokuwakamusha]

Originally Posted by alongdriver

Did you google that?

I wrote it that way to instill a different idea for readers than what the acronyms offer. They have their place mind you, but mine shows the descent to insanity instead of the the destination

I just typed it no google included, but I just tried it. My answer was multiple sclerosis

Originally Posted by Kokuwakamusha

I just typed it no google included, but I just tried it. My answer was multiple sclerosis

Mine is short attention span deficit disorder. I know it sounds like 2 different problems, but I believe I am the first hybrid
Woooo Hooo!!!! ECO!!!!!

[PurpleDaisies]

Originally Posted by Kokuwakamusha

I just typed it no google included, but I just tried it. My answer was multiple sclerosis

and there is nothing about MS (multiple sclerosis) that would make you LOL(laugh out loud).....not a good acronym methinks......

[Trichophyton-in-my-pants]

Originally Posted by alongdriver

I saw the Lion King once. From a long time ago, I saw one that had 12-16 speakers in the bedframe. With the volume turned up it was not required to do much moving I would guess plastic sheets for oil wrestlin are available in some rooms lol.

Hello Kitty rubber bumper cars.

I win.

Originally Posted by Trichophyton-in-my-pants

Hello Kitty rubber bumper cars.

I win.

F*CK!!!! That's gonna leave a mark. I got beat by Hello Kitty. Rubber bumper cars even.

Originally Posted by alongdriver

I saw the Lion King once. From a long time ago, I saw one that had 12-16 speakers in the bedframe. With the volume turned up it was not required to do much moving I would guess plastic sheets for oil wrestlin are available in some rooms lol.

**sighes** would love to try a love hotel oh well never mind ...nice thought oil and 'things '

hee heee

GG x

[Bluebell]

Originally Posted by let`s talk

How stupid of me.. I had another opinion of you for a start.Love hotel?! Is it what you are looking for in Japan? What a dump! They are cheap and dirty.I would n`t even enter such a place.There are a lot of nice and beautiful hotels in Osaka, not love ones, regular.Can`t you and your bf pay for that? And where are you going to stay while you are visiting him.Why can`t you have sex there? Or at his place, if you stay separately?

Wow, you're very judgemental. I asked here about Love Hotels because I had heard about them and wanted to know what they're like.

We will be staying at his apartment mostly but we're going away for a few days to Osaka and we will be staying in a hostel so as my mother would say "No making bacon" there. If you're suggesting we hold off having sex for a few days while in Osaka after not seeing each other since January...

Well cue >
a) COL- chuckle out loud
b) GOL- giggle out loud
c) LOL- laugh out loud
d) LMAO- laugh my ___ off
e) ROFL- Roll on floor laugh
f) MSLOL- Mad Scientist Laugh out Loud

[Kokuwakamusha]

Originally Posted by Bluebell

Wow, you're very judgemental. I asked here about Love Hotels because I had heard about them and wanted to know what they're like.

We will be staying at his apartment mostly but we're going away for a few days to Osaka and we will be staying in a hostel so as my mother would say "No making bacon" there. If you're suggesting we hold off having sex for a few days while in Osaka after not seeing each other since January...

Well cue >
a) COL- chuckle out loud
b) GOL- giggle out loud
c) LOL- laugh out loud
d) LMAO- laugh my ___ off
e) ROFL- Roll on floor laugh
f) MSLOL- Mad Scientist Laugh out Loud

Any further use of my post and I will be forced to sue.
U ever heard of copyright infringement.

Originally Posted by Bluebell

Wow, you're very judgemental. I asked here about Love Hotels because I had heard about them and wanted to know what they're like.

We will be staying at his apartment mostly but we're going away for a few days to Osaka and we will be staying in a hostel so as my mother would say "No making bacon" there. If you're suggesting we hold off having sex for a few days while in Osaka after not seeing each other since January...

Well cue >
a) COL- chuckle out loud
b) GOL- giggle out loud
c) LOL- laugh out loud
d) LMAO- laugh my ___ off
e) ROFL- Roll on floor laugh
f) MSLOL- Mad Scientist Laugh out Loud

bluebell dont rise to the bait alot of the GP's have incredible senses on humour and the 95% of them are fun and have interesting things to say and post about .....and the odd hater ..don't let them rattle ya cage or try not to ok ....enjoy the forum ..you have every right to be here just the same as them...enjoy

GG x
..

[Smash]

When you in Osaka (assumin the south part: Nanba), you can ask and you shall receive.

There are hundreds of those hotels just nearby. Not in 5 min with cab, not even 5 min walking... or maybe 5 min walking

[sing_or_die_1818]

check out gang snowman, famous as the kitsch equivalent of las vegas: s&m hello kitty; etc. i think this is what ur after...

Address: Osaka, Tennoji-ku, Ikutamateramachi 4-4, Tel. (06) 6772-1414.
Homepage (in Japanese only): http://www.angelo-jp.com/top.html.

[sing_or_die_1818]

and bluebell, kudos to u for taking the initiative. u've got a lucky man! i, on the other hand, might just take a new handle spun off of urs: just substitute balls for bell and... well.... oh, hell... married with (new) kid... :-) (see some of the other threads in "relationships" for plenty on this topic!)

[PurpleDaisies]

just did a search on Osaka love hotels
found this article with links....
http://www.hotelchatter.com/story/20..._The_Room_Menu

this seems more useful
http://www.kinkijapan.com/2007/03/12/osaka-love-hotels/

and another one
http://japanvisitor.blogspot.com/200...ve-hotels.html

and last...there are a few addresses here
http://www.allstays.com/Features/love-hotels/

[Bluebell]

Originally Posted by sing_or_die_1818

and bluebell, kudos to u for taking the initiative. u've got a lucky man! i, on the other hand, might just take a new handle spun off of urs: just substitute balls for bell and... well.... oh, hell... married with (new) kid... :-) (see some of the other threads in "relationships" for plenty on this topic!)

Awh well if she's just had a baby... Can't find your thread in relationships though!

[Bluebell]

Thanks for all the links guys! I'll let you know how it goes Well I'll tell you about the hotel!

I found a great hotel that have apartment style accommodation at great prices so I'd say we'll be fine. Still we both wanna give a Love Hotel a go though one afternoon we're there - In the spirit of trying anything once!

[let`s talk]

Originally Posted by Marius_II

Can someone translate this into English?

You have to pay for the service of translation.Considering your ...., unlikely you will be able to do that.So- guess yourself.

[PurpleDaisies]

Originally Posted by Bluebell

Thanks for all the links guys! I'll let you know how it goes Well I'll tell you about the hotel!

I found a great hotel that have apartment style accommodation at great prices so I'd say we'll be fine. Still we both wanna give a Love Hotel a go though one afternoon we're there - In the spirit of trying anything once!

The best time to go is anytime in the daytime to take advantage of the daytime service rates - from 10am to 5pm for the same price as 2 hours later. Have fun

.....not that I know any of this firsthand of course......ahem........

[let`s talk]

Originally Posted by Kokuwakamusha

I'm an idiot bcuz I understand that sex like eating and sleeping is one of the most basic and important things humans do. If you want to keep your Missionary only, behind closed doors with the lights out lifestyle go ahead. But, for all the normal ppl I doubt it's important whether clean, dirty, kinky sex

You can sleep like a homeless, eat like a ..., and have sex like a .... .Just leave for others the right to do it differently.And differently does not mean missionary (BTW I doubt they ever have good food). It means it has better style and taste.Does not apply to you.Follow your star.