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    Background: I'm a 23 year old male with a strong interest in Japan from a young age. It has been a dream of mine to travel to Japan for a long time. I am glad to say that I have finally made it to Japan, and have been travelling with two other friends of mine here for about 3 weeks.

    But after making it to Japan, I have to say I am rather disappointed in Japanese girls and the nightlife here. I had done a fair bit of research on going out and picking up in Japan prior to coming here (other forums, talking to friends who have been, etc) but what they say all seems to be false! From the way I understood it, Japanese girls would be easy to take home and sleep with!, but after 3 weeks of travelling and going out, I have not even come close. I am an average looking guy, with reasonable girl experience so am lost as to why it is so difficult to pick up girls here, considering they should be "easy". I was hoping to get with several girls a week, but am still empty handed I've read that some guys just look at girls here and they come up to them and get with them pretty easily. But when I look at girls here, its hard to even get them to talk to me. My other friends are having the same difficulty.

    I want to know if other people have had similar experiences to me? Can anyone give me some insider tips on how to sleep with Japanese girls?

  • #2
    Originally posted by Nick_Hayes View Post
    Can anyone give me some insider tips on how to sleep with Japanese girls?
    First, you have to exist.

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Nick_Hayes View Post
      Can anyone give me some insider tips on how to sleep with Japanese girls?

      Yes, of course. Happy to help.

      Husband turns to face the right-hand side wall. Wife turns to face the left-hand side wall. Except on special occasions like the Emperor's birthday, when you are both allowed to face each other and do one's duty for Emperor and country.

      This usually requires 10-20 years of married life, but you could try it and see if it works for you, too....

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      • #4
        Originally posted by iago View Post
        First, you have to exist.
        And then brush your teeth.
        Fred

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        • #5
          Girls In Japan DISAPPOINTED!!!

          Indeed! I'll bet they are very disappointed with the loser gaijin who try to pick them up in bars.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Nick_Hayes View Post
            Background: I'm a 23 year old male with a strong interest in Japan from a young age.
            So you're an otaku geek...

            Originally posted by Nick_Hayes View Post
            It has been a dream of mine to travel to Japan for a long time. I am glad to say that I have finally made it to Japan,
            So you finally managed to save enough from that part-time convenience store clerk job...

            Originally posted by Nick_Hayes View Post
            and have been travelling with two other friends of mine here for about 3 weeks.
            So it might be time to come out of the closet....

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Nick_Hayes View Post
              Background: I'm a 23 year old male with a strong interest in Japan from a young age. It has been a dream of mine to travel to Japan for a long time. I am glad to say that I have finally made it to Japan, and have been travelling with two other friends of mine here for about 3 weeks.

              But after making it to Japan, I have to say I am rather disappointed in Japanese girls and the nightlife here. I had done a fair bit of research on going out and picking up in Japan prior to coming here (other forums, talking to friends who have been, etc) but what they say all seems to be false! From the way I understood it, Japanese girls would be easy to take home and sleep with!, but after 3 weeks of travelling and going out, I have not even come close. I am an average looking guy, with reasonable girl experience so am lost as to why it is so difficult to pick up girls here, considering they should be "easy". I was hoping to get with several girls a week, but am still empty handed I've read that some guys just look at girls here and they come up to them and get with them pretty easily. But when I look at girls here, its hard to even get them to talk to me. My other friends are having the same difficulty.

              I want to know if other people have had similar experiences to me? Can anyone give me some insider tips on how to sleep with Japanese girls?
              Oh dear. I had a similar experience when I was younger and found out that the things I had read in Penthouse forums did not happen that way in real life - well not often anyway - but sometimes I managed to get my throbbing love hammer against a girls hot lower lips just by giving her 'the eye' and knowing she was moist and ready for my hot rod of love - it got even better one time when the cute next door neighbour came over to borrow a DVD, and saw us in the act - she couldn't resist touching herself as she got more and more excited watching us make .... etc etc ad nauseam.

              I have nothing more to add.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by jrp View Post
                Oh dear. I had a similar experience when I was younger and found out that the things I had read in Penthouse forums did not happen that way in real life - well not often anyway - but sometimes I managed to get my throbbing love hammer against a girls hot lower lips just by giving her 'the eye' and knowing she was moist and ready for my hot rod of love - it got even better one time when the cute next door neighbour came over to borrow a DVD, and saw us in the act - she couldn't resist touching herself as she got more and more excited watching us make .... etc etc ad nauseam.

                I have nothing more to add.
                Now go and wash that dirty mouth ;P

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Hijinx View Post
                  Girls In Japan DISAPPOINTED!!!

                  Indeed! I'll bet they are very disappointed with the loser gaijin who try to pick them up in bars.
                  I was implying more about the clubs here, not the bars dbag!

                  It's clear you're all a bunch of virgins with hatred towards people who are genuinely looking to make an effort to pick up women, none of you even gave me any legitimate advice on here.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Nick_Hayes View Post
                    I am an average looking guy
                    submarine siren submarine siren... batten down the hatches....submarine siren submarine siren....

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Nick_Hayes View Post
                      I was implying more about the clubs here, not the bars dbag!

                      It's clear you're all a bunch of virgins with hatred towards people who are genuinely looking to make an effort to pick up women, none of you even gave me any legitimate advice on here.
                      The worst kind of vice is advice, you vbag.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Nick_Hayes View Post
                        none of you even gave me any legitimate advice on here.
                        I suggest you switch frequencies to 2-chome. You will find J men gentle and satisfying, unless you scare them off with your size. That is if you have one.

                        Don't flaunt it. Try to keep it a secret till it counts
                        Last edited by guyjeen; 2012-02-23, 07:44 PM.

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                        • #13
                          Clubs are a terrible place to meet women. Try gaijin parties, or failing that the internet.

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                          • #14
                            Guess the backpack and walking boots are a giveaway? Cool club attire!

                            Do you even speak to them in Japanese?

                            Maybe you'll think more critically in the future about what you read on forums, and what your friends tell you...

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                            • #15
                              haha

                              Instead of trying to get laid, why don't you try and make friends?

                              You have 3 people together, look for a group of 3 girls....aproach..if your japanese sucks, don't try to start the conversation with japanese..... just stick with english... instead of asking them to go to a club or bar...why don't you ask, where is your favorite place to eat, have you eatten yet, would you like to go eat with us? non threatening.......

                              then you can go out to eat together, maybe have some sake or beer or whatever....ask, what else they like to do, can they show you, would like they like to do that with you...

                              don't go for the gold in one night, maybe say, it was fun hanging out with you, would you like to accompany us tommorow in some site seeing....??

                              be a gentleman, once you get them in bed, you can be a sex fiend and have amazing tentacle sex with them. Oh btw, japanese girls don't make all those crazy sounds that you see in hentai or in jporn..its acting.....

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