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    I have been dining on Indian curries and vegetable dishes (brussel sprouts are best) to try and satisfy my new JGF. She has developed strong eproctophilia urges.

    Does anyone have any suggestions where in Central Tokyo dining options would help optimise satisfaction?

    I appreciate all responses to this delicate matter.

  • #2
    For cheap and easy, I suggest natto breakfasts at Yoshinoya. Yes, I actually had to google 'eproctophilia'.

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    • #3
      Originally posted by tokyopattaya View Post
      I have been dining on Indian curries and vegetable dishes (brussel sprouts are best) to try and satisfy my new JGF. She has developed strong eproctophilia urges.

      Does anyone have any suggestions where in Central Tokyo dining options would help optimise satisfaction?

      I appreciate all responses to this delicate matter.
      This is the girl that doesn't bathe, has a bunch of super strange porn DVDs, and has the locked medicine cabinet filled with coke, right? I just want to be sure we are on the same page so I can give the best advice for just such a catch.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Jacque_S View Post
        For cheap and easy, I suggest natto breakfasts at Yoshinoya. Yes, I actually had to google 'eproctophilia'.
        Am I going to regret googling it?
        Will I require a retina transplant, new stomach lining, or a lobotomy to help me forget?

        Regards,
        Purple Daisies

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        • #5
          It may sound wrong for me to say I'm relieved to hear she's only an eproctophiliac, but in previous posts you seemed to be hinting that she may have been a coprophiliac

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          • #6
            eproctophiliac, coprophiliac to bad. Should have been a nymphomaniac and things would be mucho better and sweet smelling.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by PurpleDaisies View Post
              Am I going to regret googling it?
              Will I require a retina transplant, new stomach lining, or a lobotomy to help me forget?

              Regards,
              Purple Daisies
              You might...the internet age has introduced us all to the idea that one can't "unsee" anything. We used to be so naive, weren't we? I remember in my student days, about 15 years ago, before the internet was widespread, a buddy told me he had a vid of people f**king animals. Bullsh*t, I said. No way even the most depraved person would ever do such a thing. Entirely apocryphal. Oh yeah? Here it is, wanna see it? Whatever....until the very last moment, I really believed a person in a pig suit would take the place of the real live, er, porker. Still unpleasant to think about, even all these years later, and having subjected myself to much worse at that. Never as bad as the first time?
              Last edited by wasDOUGLAS; 2009-09-30, 08:58 AM.

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              • #8
                I recall first encountering a reference to the OP's GF's kink when reading 120 Days Of Sodom by the Marquis de Sade in my teens. It was towards the beginning, so the OP's GF still has a long way to go on the depravity scale. Given time...

                ...We used to be so naive, weren't we? I remember in my student days, about 15 years ago, before the internet was widespread, a buddy told me he had a vid of people f**king animals. Bullsh*t, I said...
                Yes, this was long before the internet age, and I honestly thought most of the acts described were pure fantasy. But now, in the internet age, it doesn't take very long to see the evidence that anything that can be imagined has already been done countless times by numerous depraved individuals

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                • #9
                  to the OP,
                  Just eat a whole head of cabbage.

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                  • #10
                    Excellent Advice!

                    Originally posted by nynapaj View Post
                    to the OP,
                    Just eat a whole head of cabbage.
                    Thank you indeed for this excellent advice. I shall report back on the success-factor.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by tokyopattaya View Post
                      Thank you indeed for this excellent advice. I shall report back on the success-factor.
                      Just be sure that it's not so successful that everyone at work begins to hate (or fear) you.

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